Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty: Tan displays a great sense of humor, cracking jokes like 'singular brain cell hard at work to cook up this tweet' and reacting to situations with wit.
- Politically informed: His tweets show a keen interest and understanding of political events, both locally ('We just re elected the most progressive government in the country for a third term. I love this state') and globally ('Just because an armed conflict has broken out against a pro Western nation does not mean you have to automatically support the attackers').
- Progressive values: Tan advocates for progressive causes like workers' rights ('Imagine not cheering on workers standing up for their rights') and trans rights ('Trans Rights are Human Rights. Don't let this state go backwards under the Liberals').
- Public transport enthusiast: His frequent tweets about Melbourne's tram and train networks, along with his excitement about visiting transportation systems like the Elizabeth Line, highlight his passion for public transportation.
- Social awareness: He expresses concern about issues like extremism and radicalisation through social media ('There absolutely needs to be heavier regulation and restrictions here'), showing awareness of societal problems.
Weaknesses:
- Short temper: Tan seems to get easily frustrated by small inconveniences, like missing a train due to someone misusing the Myki reader ('unconscionable rage').
- Procrastination: His tweet about spending hours playing a game instead of doing something productive ('The trees instantly growing back after someone refused to take a htv to 'save the forests' (I immediately gave it to someone else)') suggests a tendency to procrastinate.
- Overreaction: Some of his reactions, like expressing rage over a delayed bus ('the bus arrived at the station right as the train left so now I'm stuck for 20 minutes'), seem disproportionate to the situation.
- Cynicism: Tan can be quite cynical, as seen in his mocking tweet about the Liberal Party ('the prospect of him doing this is so funny to me how is this the state of the libs').
- Online addiction: His constant Twitter activity and engagement with online discourse, even while on trips ('mandatory trip on the elizabeth line this is the real reason i came to britain'), suggests a potential addiction to social media.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Tan shares several similarities with Lisa Simpson, the intelligent, socially conscious daughter in the Simpson family. Like Lisa, Tan is well-informed about current affairs and political issues, as seen in his commentary on topics like extremism and radicalisation ('There absolutely needs to be heavier regulation and restrictions here'). He also holds strong progressive values, advocating for causes like workers' rights and trans rights, much like Lisa's activism for various social and environmental causes. Additionally, Tan's dry wit and sarcasm ('singular brain cell hard at work to cook up this tweet') mirror Lisa's sharp, witty personality. However, unlike Lisa's generally level-headed nature, Tan can be prone to overreacting and getting frustrated by minor inconveniences, akin to Homer's impulsive behavior.
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- Are you a delayed train? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
- If being progressive was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged, because you're a total trailblazer.
- Is your name Melton? Because you're the end of the line for me.
- Are you a tram stop? Because I want to get off with you.
- You must be a public transport enthusiast too, because you're the vehicle for my heart.
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Just your average public transport-obsessed, politically engaged millennial navigating life in Melbourne. I live for good food, great company, and the sweet satisfaction of a perfectly planned transit journey. Oh, and engaging hot takes on current affairs - that's my love language.– @TanKbir
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Gryffindor
Based on his tweets, Tan would likely be sorted into Gryffindor House at Hogwarts. He displays courage and a strong sense of justice, advocating for progressive causes like workers' rights ('Imagine not cheering on workers standing up for their rights') and trans rights ('Trans Rights are Human Rights. Don't let this state go backwards under the Liberals'). Additionally, his willingness to criticize and challenge authority figures like Peter Dutton ('the prospect of him doing this is so funny to me how is this the state of the libs') aligns with the bold, daring nature of Gryffindors. His short temper ('unconscionable rage') and tendency to react impulsively also fit the Gryffindor temperament. While his love for public transportation might seem more suited to Ravenclaw, his overall personality traits point more strongly towards the brave, chivalrous house of Gryffindor.
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Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars
The upbeat, energetic song 'Uptown Funk' by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars would be a fitting anthem for Tan's personality. With lyrics like 'Don't believe me, just watch!' and 'Uptown funk you up, uptown funk you up,' the song captures Tan's witty, confident, and unapologetic attitude. His sarcastic remarks ('singular brain cell hard at work to cook up this tweet') and bold political opinions ('Trans Rights are Human Rights. Don't let this state go backwards under the Liberals') align with the song's funky, no-nonsense vibe. Additionally, the line 'Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty' resonates with Tan's occasional tendency towards self-indulgence and procrastination ('The trees instantly growing back after someone refused to take a htv to 'save the forests' (I immediately gave it to someone else)').
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