Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically engaged: Regularly comments on geopolitics and national borders, e.g. “ukraine but correct borders, china, palestine”.
- Nationally loyal: Openly expresses pride in Ukraine as “my country 🇺🇦” and ranks favorite nations in this tweet.
- Darkly humorous: Uses edgy jokes and irony, e.g. “locked the comments award” and “just found oomf in a rule 34 comment section”.
- Openly expressive: Shares personal details about name, pronouns, relationship status, likes and personality in the self‑intro post.
- Loyal partner: Mentions being “taken <3” in their intro tweet, suggesting commitment to a relationship.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile rhetoric: Bio includes extreme ideological labels and slurs, and tweets like “mfs like this will be completely silent when russian accounts...” use aggressive framing.
- Dehumanizing language: Refers to “the poor russian” in this tweet in a dismissive, mocking way that targets a nationality broadly.
- Provocative extremism: Self‑describes as “radical ukrainian nazmao khrushchevite national dengist” in the bio, signaling intentionally extreme, inflammatory positions.
- Body-image concern: Bio lists “bmi 15.4,” which is significantly underweight and may indicate unhealthy or glamorized self‑presentation around health.
- Sexual crudeness: Publicly calls out “oomf in a rule 34 comment section” in this tweet, which can come off as invasive or disrespectful.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson, who is rebellious, provocative, and often uses edgy humor to push boundaries. Their bio (“bmi 15.4 radical ukrainian nazmao khrushchevite national dengist troon and modern day china apologist”) mirrors Bart’s tendency to stack extreme, chaotic identifiers just to get a reaction. They display confrontational, mischievous energy when calling out perceived hypocrisy about Russia, e.g. “mfs like this will be completely silent when russian accounts post videos glorifying war criminals but the instant someone is a little bit mean to the poor russian it’s of the utmost concern”, similar to Bart’s habit of openly challenging authority and norms. Their love of war-sim/gaming bravado in “watching my r27er obliterate an f15ge at 20k feet in my sm2” also fits Bart’s thrill-seeking, competitive streak. At the same time, a more personal side appears in posts like “Did you ever even care” and the self-intro thread about their pronouns, favorites, and relationship status, showing that under the chaos and trolling, there’s a vulnerable teenager-like sensibility—very in line with Bart’s occasional moments of sincerity.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean Introvert (I): their self‑description centers on stats and niche interests rather than social life, and even their more personal post like “☆ if u see this, do it .ᐟ name : Пейтон…” is a structured meme template rather than a bid for ongoing interaction, while other posts are about games, politics, or in‑jokes, not parties or big friend groups. Their focus on concrete actions and systems over abstract theorizing points to Sensing (S): for example, they talk about specific missiles and aircraft in “watching my r27er obliterate an f15ge at 20k feet in my sm2” and reference real borders and countries in “ukraine but correct borders, china, palestine”, grounding their views in tangible scenarios. Their tone is very Thinking (T)-oriented: they bluntly criticize perceived hypocrisy in “mfs like this will be completely silent when russian accounts post videos glorifying war criminals but the instant someone is a little bit mean to the poor russian it’s of the utmost concern”, and their bio is a provocative ideological label rather than a feelings-based description. Their lifestyle and posting style look Perceiving (P): they joke spontaneously (“just found oomf in a rule 34 comment section”), drop short reactive comments like “I WAS THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED!!!”, and don’t present themselves as highly structured or scheduled. Altogether, a reserved, concrete, blunt, and improvisational profile fits ISTP better than the more abstract or highly organized STJ/NFP alternatives.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re out here watching your R-27ER obliterate an F-15 at 20k feet… any chance you could help my chances with you achieve a similar kill ratio?
- You listed Ukraine, China, Palestine, Finland, Cuba, Ireland, Estonia and three Chinas as favorites — how do I get added to that list, or do I need to register as People’s Republic of Your Boyfriend first?
- You said you were there when it happened — I’m just trying to be there when you post the tweet that says, ‘status: still taken, but he’s even better now.’
- Height 5’10, ISFP-T, pink Monster, syrniki, cats, bi, he/him, taken… I’ve read your little ☆ get-to-know-me ☆ and somehow my biggest red flag is that I’m not already sharing syrniki and Monster with you.
- If you can lock the comments award, can you also lock in a date with me — or are your DMs as restricted as Russian accounts when someone’s ‘a little bit mean’ to them?
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Your new Twitter bio
Kharkiv-based miltech enjoyer. Loves jets, maps, and debating geopolitics. Once found a mutual in a Rule 34 comment section and never recovered.– @tankschizo
Your signature cocktail
The Radical Dengist Afterburner
The Radical Dengist Afterburner starts with fiery Ukrainian horilka, a salute to “my country 🇺🇦” in “my country 🇺🇦 11 countries i like: 🇨🇳 ...” and the Kharkiv vibe in their location. A bold hit of Chinese baijiu represents the unapologetic “modern day china apologist” energy from their bio and the multiple 🇨🇳 flags in that same tweet. Pink grapefruit soda nods to the softer side behind the edge, mirroring the cute self-intro in “name : Пейтон ... fav drink : Pink monster”. A dash of espresso fuels the late-night gamer/ace pilot intensity of “watching my r27er obliterate an f15ge at 20k feet in my sm2”. Finally, a charcoal-black sugar rim gives it a sweet-but-bitter, edgy aesthetic echoing the militant politics and sharp replies in “mfs like this will be completely silent when russian accounts post videos glorifying war criminals...”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The strongest signal is a Gryffindor-style readiness to confront and criticize perceived injustice or hypocrisy very openly. For example, they call out double standards in how people react to Russian versus Ukrainian content in a blunt, confrontational way: “mfs like this will be completely silent when russian accounts post videos glorifying war criminals but the instant someone is a little bit mean to the poor russian it’s of the utmost concern”. Their bio openly labels them a “radical ukrainian” with highly controversial ideological tags, which shows a willingness to stake out provocative positions publicly despite likely backlash, a very Gryffindor kind of boldness and defiance. They also speak with unapologetic national pride and clear, strongly stated preferences about countries they like or dislike, e.g. “my country 🇺🇦 11 countries i like: 🇨🇳… 6 countries i dislike: 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇷🇺🇧🇾🇦🇿🇹🇷”, further reinforcing the image of someone who loudly stands by their convictions. While there may be some Slytherin-adjacent political calculation in their worldview, the dominant traits on display are courage, outspokenness, and a readiness to fight for their side, all of which fit Gryffindor best.
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Your song
Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
A fitting song for @tankschizo is Killing in the Name because it captures their intense, unapologetically political and anti-establishment tone. Their bio describes them as a “radical ukrainian nazmao khrushchevite national dengist troon and modern day china apologist,” signaling a layered and confrontational ideological identity that mirrors the song’s defiant stance. The way they call out double standards around Russian war crimes, saying “mfs like this will be completely silent when russian accounts post videos glorifying war criminals but the instant someone is a little bit mean to the poor russian it’s of the utmost concern”, matches the song’s anger at hypocrisy and power structures. Their tweet listing countries they like and dislike, with strong feelings about Ukraine, China, Palestine and against the US, Israel, and Russia “my country 🇺🇦 11 countries i like: 🇨🇳… 6 countries i dislike: 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇷🇺🇧🇾🇦🇿🇹🇷”, echoes the song’s global political edge. Even in lighter posts, like celebrating an in-game kill “watching my r27er obliterate an f15ge at 20k feet in my sm2”, there’s an aggressive, combative energy that aligns with the track’s raw, rebellious sound.
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