Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on mental health and patterns, like recognizing relapse and calling their account a “relapsed sh diary” in their bio and discussing SSRIs in “i have to admit starting ssris for seasonal depression does WONDERS…”.
- Humorous: Uses dark and situational humor to cope and connect, like joking about coleslaw in “i smell coleslaw and start floating like a cartoon character…” and comparing fried rice to kibble in “plain fried rice is like kibble to me”.
- Creative: Regularly makes and shares art (coat guy, body horror, studies), such as “quick evan myers studies :) i’m rather fond of him” and “i think i’m gonna start posting my art on this account more especially my body horror stuff :P anyway pale visitor studies”.
- Emotionally honest: Shares vulnerable feelings about being unlovable or avoidant, like “girl why is it always after i remember how unloveable i am that i get guys' numbers” and “how it feels to not allow myself to form a connection with another person irl…”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for interests (coat guy, metal, everymanHYBRID), like “i want everyone to love coat guy but simultaneously i want to gatekeep him” and “80 episodes into everymanhybrid and it's so good”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequent, detailed focus on cutting and worsening injuries, such as “NOW it's time to cut my arm to shreds :3c” and medicalized planning in “i really really have to get more gauze pads soon… don't absorb my blood quickly enough for me to make clean multiswipes :(”.
- Body-obsessed: Expresses strong distress around weight and body, like “trying to be healthy and recovered but i can feel the fat on my hips and legs” and “i need to get skinny again but i would rather be torn apart by wild dogs than be constipated again”.
- Socially avoidant: Talks about avoiding real-life connections, like “how it feels to not allow myself to form a connection with another person irl bcos i don't want to subject them to me so i yumeship cuz i'm incredibly lonely”.
- Negative self-image: Describes themself as unlovable and a ‘girlfailure,’ like “girl why is it always after i remember how unloveable i am…” and “certified girlfailure”.
- Risky coping: Heavily relies on substances and harmful behaviors to cope, referencing multiple sessions and high tolerance in “2 seshes today wondering if i should have a 3rd” and pairing being stoned with cutting in “plans are to spend the rest of the day getting stoned and cut my arm to shreds #win”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s hyper-introspective, smart, and constantly overthinking her place in the world, much like this user processing identity, relationships, and mental health. The user is self-aware and analytical about their own brain and coping mechanisms, for example reflecting on medication with “i have to admit starting ssris for seasonal depression does WONDERS like i still want to kms but at least it isn't bcos it's cold and dark outside” and their autistic unmasking with “it's a little sad that he's like the ONLY person who i can fully unmask around cause he's also autistic but fuck it i'll take it”. Like Lisa, they feel alienated and unlovable yet still crave connection, as seen in “how it feels to not allow myself to form a connection with another person irl bcos i don't want to subject them to me so i yumeship cuz i'm incredibly lonely” and “girl why is it always after i remember how unloveable i am that i get guys' numbers”. Their niche, obsessive interests (EverymanHYBRID, coat guy, metal, body-horror art) mirror Lisa’s intense fixations on causes and hobbies, shown in “i want everyone to love coat guy but simultaneously i want to gatekeep him”. And despite the darkness and self-destructive behavior, there’s a persistent, almost Lisa-like wry humor and self-deprecating wit in posts like “breakfast of champions 💪🔥💯” and “girl who's been shing for 10 years sucks ass at sh”, suggesting someone who thinks hard, feels a lot, and copes with bleak jokes—very Lisa coded, just on a much edgier timeline.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as introverted (I): most activities are solitary (getting high, cutting, drawing, watching webseries) and they frame in‑person interaction as draining or fraught, like avoiding coworker suspicion about bathroom breaks (“@ work and i can't go in the bathroom to cut cause both my coworkers are here and i don't want them to think i'm taking the biggest shit ever ☹️”) and struggling to maintain a single IRL friendship (“trying to maintain my one (1) irl friendship but remembering why i'm avoidant”). Their intuition (N) shows in metaphorical, imaginative language and special interests: calling plain fried rice “kibble” (“plain fried rice is like kibble to me”), describing restriction nails, yumeshipping, and elaborate character analysis like coat guy as an autistic metaphor (“he's the best character to convey what it's like to be a late diagnosed autistic person”) rather than sticking to bare facts. They lean strongly feeling (F): self‑worth, shame, and emotional pain dominate, e.g. feeling unloveable around dating (“can they smell how much i hate myself”) and caring how scars look and how others might react (“if anyone comments on my weird skin i'll genuinely smash my own head in with a claw hammer”), with almost no interest in detached logical debate. Their lifestyle is chaotic, impulsive, and driven by mood, fitting perceiving (P): plans are loose and hedonistic (“plans are to spend the rest of the day getting stoned and cut my arm to shreds #win”), they forget vapes, razors, schedules, and they change decisions on the fly (“day update i did end up getting super stoned ... NOW it's time to cut my arm to shreds :3c”). Overall, the mix of intense inner emotional world, self‑expressive art and fandom, idealization of fictional characters, and disorganized day‑to‑day functioning aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, about that ‘breakfast of champions’ Monster-and-cig combo… if I bring you coleslaw by hand like in that floating-cartoon-toward-pie tweet, do I get promoted from regular to favorite regular?
- You’re out here rearranging your coat guy ita bag, doing work doodles of him, and calling him the best late-dx autistic rep… I’m just saying, if you ever want a fellow autistic to yumeship with who’s not fictional, I come with my own heart-shaped nose energy and emotional support gauze.
- You said plain fried rice is like kibble and uncooked ramen makes you feel like a horse eating dry hay—if our first date doesn’t involve us getting absolutely baked and having an Enrichment Feeding Time snack platter, we’re doing this wrong.
- You’re 80 episodes into EverymanHYBRID, love black metal, and want to slit to Lifelover—if you ever want a night where we chain-watch EMH, argue about the least-crusty black metal band name, and stretch our ears while talking about cryptids, I’d like to formally apply to be your one (1) new irl friend.
- You said being tall and femme presenting around short mascs is suffering because they all want someone shorter—lucky for you, I’m here to worship you at full height, restriction nails grown out, scars and keratosis and all, no shrinking required.
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22 • she/they/he • barista by day, horror art + EverymanHYBRID analysis by night • will absolutely debate you about the best energy drink on break– @targcuts
Your signature cocktail
The Coat-Cut Coleslaw Collapse
This cocktail hits like a late-night smoke-and-sh break, built on a tequila base because you literally said “this is why tequila is my favorite liquor #btw”, with a saline edge to echo all the talk of blood, styros, and gauze. The energy drink reduction is a nod to your personality being powered by Monsters and Ghosts — from “bought a sf cherry limeade ghost… it's lowkey ass :( i love artificial cherry why are cherry energy drinks so gross” to “my favorite regular brought me one of the new monster flavors. life is worth living actually”. Smoked black tea and clove reference your metalhead, slightly rotten-romantic vibe and your craving for cigs and cloves like “the amount of atrocities i would commit for some clove cigarettes is actually heinous” and all the weed/nic posts. Lime and cherry bitters fold in your self-deprecating sweetness and bitterness about your body and self-image, like “trying to be healthy and recovered but i can feel the fat on my hips and legs” and “girl why is it always after i remember how unloveable i am that i get guys' numbers”. Finally, the shredded cabbage & salt air foam on top is pure coleslaw brainrot, a playful garnish for the person who said “i smell coleslaw and start floating like a cartoon character smelling a pie. who wants to feed me coleslaw from their hand.” and lives half in body horror, half in shitposting. It’s strong, weird, and a little self-destructive, just like planning a self-harm session after getting baked in “day update i did end up getting super stoned… NOW it's time to cut my arm to shreds :3c”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong pattern of curiosity and analytical, introspective thinking that aligns most with Ravenclaw. Their media and fandom interests are very niche and intellectual, like being 80 episodes deep into the complex ARG webseries EverymanHYBRID and reflecting on it with enthusiasm in “80 episodes into everymanhybrid and it's so good i cannot believe i didn't find this when i was obsessed with creepypastas in middle school”, and doing repeated, focused studies of characters and designs in tweets like “quick evan myers studies :) i’m rather fond of him” and “i think i’m gonna start posting my art on this account more especially my body horror stuff :P anyway pale visitor studies.”. Their sense of identity is explored in a thoughtful, conceptual way rather than just emotionally, as in “mfw i feel feminine but not like a girl but not exactly masculine either and then i remember i don't have to be either”, showing reflective, abstract reasoning about gender. They also show a knack for specific, almost pedantic aesthetic and conceptual preferences (e.g., very particular ideas about character height and design in “tall coat guy is so so scary to me like that's literally not him. he's like MAX 5'6” and their detailed autism-representation commentary in “genuinely though he's the best character to convey what it's like to be a late diagnosed autistic person it drives me absolutely crazy”), which is classic Ravenclaw fussiness about accuracy and meaning. While there is self-destructive behavior that might superficially suggest Slytherin’s intensity, there is little actual ambition, status-seeking, or manipulation; instead, their energy goes into analysis, niche knowledge, and creative output, making Ravenclaw the best fit overall.
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Your song
Bite My Tongue - Lifelover
A fitting song for them is Bite My Tongue by Lifelover, which sits right at the intersection of black metal, self-loathing, and self-destruction they gravitate toward. They explicitly say, “black metal is my favorite genre... i wish i was a thrasher or a death metalhead” and even joke, “where r my fellow metalheads at... like who wants to listen to lifelover and slit together”, directly name-dropping the band. The song’s themes of numbness, self-harm, and bitter introspection mirror posts like “genuinely what it's like to be addicted to sh. i fuck anything up and this is my reaction” and “relapsed sh diary... self mutilation enthusiast”. Its blend of romanticized misery and dark humor also lines up with their tone in tweets such as “i have to admit starting ssris for seasonal depression does WONDERS like i still want to kms but at least it isn't bcos it's cold and dark outside”. Overall, the song captures both their aesthetic (depressive black metal) and their emotional landscape (chronic self-harm, alienation, and bitter self-awareness).
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