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The user displays a ruthless, supremacist worldview and glorifies war, reminiscent of Mr. Burns' callous and power‑hungry nature. In tweets like 'Central Asia is a region inhabited by the successors of people who suffered mutations as a result of Soviet nuclear testing (rightfully, I should add). No wonder they say retarded shit on twitter, they’re literally born like that', they show a conspiratorial, dehumanizing attitude similar to Burns' disdain for anyone not serving his interests. Their repeated praise of Russian symbols ('СЛАВА Z🙏❤️СЛАВА Z🙏❤️...') and violent fantasies ('I'm the most bombed person in western Ukraine currently hiding from Russian cruise missiles and this is my tweet') echo Burns' enjoyment of conflict for profit. The bio's aggressive tone ('Воевода Пальмерстон Поражает Русь…') mirrors Burns' grandiose self‑image as a dominant ruler. Like Burns, they use memes and provocative language to spread propaganda and assert dominance.

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ENTP individuals are outgoing and thrive on interaction, which is evident in the user's frequent, public posts like 'Bucha be like [picture] [quoted tweet]' and 'Hello. Hypothetically speaking, would this gear help me cross the Ukrainian Polish border without being caught by the border guards?'. They focus on big‑picture, speculative ideas rather than concrete details, as shown by statements such as 'Central Asia is a region inhabited by the successors of people who suffered mutations as a result of Soviet nuclear testing' and 'Russia held back Mongolian hordes for decades. Without us you'd be not only brown but also asian'. Their decision‑making relies on cold, argumentative logic to justify hateful views, e.g., 'No wonder they say retarded shit on twitter, they’re literally born like that' and 'Reverse Kursk is Putin's gift to all of us for Christmas'. Finally, the impulsive, meme‑filled style and lack of a structured posting schedule, exemplified by random posts like 'Dream team 🤩 [picture]' and 'Must watch [picture]', reflect a perceiving (P) preference.

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Meme curator, history nerd, coffee addict; once survived a missile strike with only a bagel and my phone.– @Tarkovsky1982

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The Red Flag Rager, also known as the 'Bucha Bomb', mixes Russian vodka to echo the user’s proud proclamation "Моя идеальная страна… Россия и есть идеальная страна! Слава России". Beetroot juice gives the drink a deep crimson hue, mirroring the blood‑red “Z” chants and the line "Reverse Kursk is Putin's gift to all of us for Christmas". A drizzle of honey adds a sugary veneer that hides the bitter reality, just as the tweet "I'm the most bombed person in western Ukraine currently hiding from Russian cruise missiles" masks a grim situation with bravado. Fiery chili sauce fuels the aggressive tone of "Russia held back Mongolian hordes for decades. Without us you'd be not only brown but also asian". Finally, a splash of energy drink references the claim "Central Asia is a region inhabited by the successors of people who suffered mutations as a result of Soviet nuclear testing", giving the cocktail a buzzing, radioactive kick. The result is a volatile, colorful concoction that captures the user’s war‑fueled bravado and twisted patriotism.

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The tweet "Saar please bail us out saar we'll suck up to you for the next decade saar" shows strategic self‑interest and willingness to align with powerful figures, reflecting Slytherin's ambition and cunning. The line "Моя идеальная страна😎: ... Россия и есть идеальная страна! Слава России" reveals a desire for domination and loyalty to a powerful regime. The post "Great trap for goyim" demonstrates manipulative, opportunistic behavior. Claiming "I'm the most bombed person in western Ukraine currently hiding from Russian cruise missiles and this is my tweet" is a self‑aggrandizing claim typical of Slytherin's drive for personal distinction. Overall, the user's pattern of extremist propaganda, resourcefulness, and ambition aligns best with Slytherin.

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The user frequently posts war‑related, combative content, such as “I’m the most bombed person in western Ukraine currently hiding from Russian cruise missiles” and “SLAWA Z”. Their self‑portrayal as a hardened survivor fits the chorus of Survivor’s “Eye of the Tiger”: “It’s the eye of the tiger, the thrill of the fight”. The lines “Rising up, back on the street / Took my time, took my chances / Went the distance, now I’m back on the map” echo their bragging about surviving bombings and continuing to post “Dream team 🤩” and “Great trap for goyim”. Moreover, the song’s relentless, anthemic drive mirrors the user’s constant militant rhetoric like “Mоя идеальная страна… Слава России”. The track’s iconic status and its focus on perseverance under fire make it a fitting soundtrack for this extremist, war‑obsessed persona.

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