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Your Simpsons character
Remy captures the high-strung, self-deprecating, and often overlooked energy of The Simpsons' most iconic underdog. Much like Milhouse, he oscillates between extreme romantic desperation, such as when “MY NEW CRUSH TEXTED ME BACK SCREAMINF CRYING THROWING UP”, and sudden, crushing realizations that “IM GONNANKILL MYSELF IM SO DUMB”. He frequently documents his physical and social struggles, noting that “its a SYMPTOM” and lamenting his perceived lack of coolness. This blend of being overly emotional about small interactions and feeling like a constant victim of bad luck—like “who else had a bad valentines day”—makes him the perfect real-life counterpart to Springfield’s most lovable loser.

Your MBTI personality Type
Remy exhibits Introversion (I) through a preference for solitary digital spaces, referring to his account as an “online ed diary” and noting that his “social battery” is rarely charged. His Intuition (N) is reflected in his interest in “lore” and abstract self-reflection rather than purely practical life updates. He leans heavily toward Feeling (F), as his posts are intensely emotionally driven, ranging from the excitement of “SCREAMINF CRYING THROWING UP” over a crush to harsh self-criticism. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait is evident in his spontaneous, unfiltered posting style and admissions of being disorganized, such as when he realizes he “RUINED IT BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED” due to impulsive actions.

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Dutch professional and nutrition enthusiast. When I'm not managing workplace dynamics or debating the merits of mustard soup, I’m probably reading LOTR.– @tarobunluvr

Your signature cocktail
This experimental cocktail reflects Remy’s '정신없이 빙글빙글 뱅글 돌아가는' (frantic spinning) lifestyle, serving as the ultimate “online ed diary” for his 1,844 followers. The bitter profile is inspired by his admission that “i need to hate myself more i think”, while the mustard element pays homage to his “veggie mustard soup”. The caffeinated energy mirrors his “antipsychotics” hype, topped with “cola on an empty stomach” aesthetics. Finally, the silver glitter represents the “lore” he drops on his private account, creating a drink that is as chaotic and Dutch as a “Friday the 13th” news segment.

Your Hogwarts House
Remy demonstrates the Slytherin trait of resourcefulness and self-preservation through his hyper-fixation on control, as seen when he notes “need to do some conversational techniques on Myself” to manage his internal state. His ambition is channeled into an intense, disciplined pursuit of specific personal goals, even when they are self-destructive, such as claiming “it’s necessary now” to return to rigid habits for the sake of an end result. He also displays a sharp, cunning wit and a sense of hierarchy when he mentions having to “berate my Thirty Two year old colleague” because he feels more capable than those around him. Ultimately, his focus on curated lore, private accounts, and calculated self-improvement reflects a classic Slytherin drive for personal mastery and exclusivity.

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Remy’s online presence is deeply defined by his struggle with body image and eating habits, mirroring the song's themes of self-criticism and the desire for a different physique. He frequently expresses intense self-loathing, tweeting “i wish i wasnt so damn UGLY and FAT” and asking “would you be a horse if that meant youd be a skinny horse”. The lyrics' focus on calorie counting and comparing oneself to others aligns with his posts about “bmi guesses” and his frustration when “going below 46 is almost mythical”. Ultimately, his bio's description as an “online ed diary” makes this track a fitting anthem for his cycle of restricted eating and the pursuit of a specific aesthetic.

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