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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: intensely fixated on niche interests, self-aware, and often anxious yet creative. Their comics/FF hyperfocus and analytical takes mirror Lisa’s nerdy passion, like when they write long-form opinions on runs and writers such as “ok wait i actually do want to reply to this one bc its something ive been thinking ab with his run myself” and “honestlyyy i dont focus on the new stuff. its going to be unreliable and there are a lot more comics that had wayy more effort and care put into that i chew on from the past couple decades”. Their artistic and creative side is very Lisa-coded, with posts like “i wil..... power thru..,,,. i will.... DRAW.... I WILL!!!!!!” and “i feel like an art account is the best option for me… but im so inconsistent with drawing....”. The mix of physical/mental health struggle and melodramatic humor—“need2 gut myself like a fish my stomach hurts im so stressed” and “anyone else have this constant fear that theres never enough time in the day to get things done so you procrastinate and end up not doing anything ever anyway”—matches Lisa’s tendency toward anxiety and existential dread. Finally, their moral fussiness and critical fandom eye, like “wanda fans hyped over racist bs quick act surprised guys” and “i wouldnt hold out hope 😭 the mcu inspired variants/logo… 💔”, reflect Lisa’s principled, often critical stance on media and ethics.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an introvert (I): their world revolves around solitary interests like drawing and obsessively rereading Fantastic Four runs, and they frequently mention low social energy or wanting to delete apps and withdraw, e.g. “i am one second away from deleting tiktok i never use it anymore bc everyone on there is insufferable 😭” and “keep saying i need to draw and whenever i have like 6 hours to i sit around and do nothing”. Their focus on patterns, meta-fandom takes, and hypothetical scenarios over concrete, real-life details points to intuition (N): they analyze runs and writing styles (“its going to be unreliable and there are a lot more comics that had wayy more effort and care put into that i chew on from the past couple decades”) and spin concepts like Ben’s rocks growing like hair or lovers-to-enemies dynamics into bigger ideas (“enemies to lovers overrated lovers to enemies clears”). Their tone is strongly feeling (F): they lead with emotional reactions, empathy, and values—being “pissed off,” “ill,” or heartbroken over character treatment, caring about racist subtext and representation (“wanda fans hyped over racist bs quick act surprised guys”; “i hope that they have actual black hairstyles in ltd thats been one of my main gripes”). Finally, their self-described inconsistency, procrastination, and difficulty planning (“i feel like an art account is the best option for me… but im so inconsistent with drawing”](https://x.com/tarpitss/status/2016610557495857585); “anyone else have this constant fear that theres never enough time in the day… so you procrastinate and end up not doing anything ever anyway”) show a flexible, go-with-the-flow perceiving (P) style rather than structured J behavior. Putting this together, an INFP profile fits best: an introspective, values-driven, imaginative fan who lives in fictional worlds, feels deeply about characters and ethics, and struggles with follow-through and routine.

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Charlie | comics & Fantastic Four brainrot | scribbling Doom/Reed instead of resting my joints | once nearly passed out after a bath, still drawing– @tarpitss

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Smoky mezcal stands in for their slightly feral, exhausted artist energy and chronic stress, echoing lines like “need2 gut myself like a fish my stomach hurts im so stressed” and “i think im sick with flu or other ailment whatevs”. Blue curaçao nods to the Fantastic Four and Doom/Reed fixation that dominates their feed, from “theyre everything to me” to “missing doombot rn... even he knew it was ooc”. Lychee juice brings a hidden sweetness and softness, like their affection for Ben and Sue in posts such as “benreedsue off the charts omfg” and “everyone scratch his head real quick... tuck him in tell him bedtime stories”. Lime juice adds a sharp, slightly bitter tang for the rants and hot takes, from “wanda fans hyped over racist bs quick act surprised guys” to “im just pissed off”. Sparkling yuzu soda represents their chaotic, fizzy, procrastinating online presence and art struggle, summed up by “keep saying i need to draw and whenever i have like 6 hours to i sit around and do nothing and rack up my screentime on useless apps” and the determined cry of “i wil..... power thru..,,,. i will.... DRAW.... I WILL!!!!!!”.

Your Hogwarts House
Charlie fits best in Ravenclaw because of how analytical and hyper-focused they are on media they love, especially Fantastic Four. They break down runs and writers with nuance, like when they discuss how they avoid newer comics for being unreliable and prefer older runs with more care and effort, and how fandom engagement plays into that: “honestlyyy i dont focus on the new stuff. its going to be unreliable and there are a lot more comics that had wayy more effort and care put into that i chew on from the past couple decades (engaging with the fandom is a big part of it too)”. They also give detailed, almost essay-like criticism of specific runs and structure choices, e.g. “ok wait i actually do want to reply to this one bc its something ive been thinking ab with his run myself,, i dont think he breaches top 5 for me. but his earlier stuff was 100% refreshing compared to what was previously there with slott. unfortunately he has to compete with a” and “im not gonna talk ab this too much i have my own issues with owud and malice in general,, i just wish he would ditch the several issue arcs when it isnt his strong suit”. Their love of making threads and cataloguing information, like a complete compilation of specific Doom/Reed college meetings — “a thread of (hopefully) all doomreed college first meetings/confrontations” — shows a very Ravenclaw tendency toward organization and knowledge-hoarding. Even their self-reflection on writing and creativity, such as “yes 100% i would like to,, unfortunately im crazy slow/lazy when it comes to writing (and not very creative) so i kinda just wait around for inspiration to hit me”, points to someone who values ideas and artistic problem-solving, even when frustrated by their own pace. While there are hints of Hufflepuff softness (affection for characters, isopods, and stress about not drawing), the dominant traits are curiosity, deep analysis, and obsessive engagement with a niche subject — classic Ravenclaw energy.

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A fitting song for them is “Teen Idle” by MARINA, which captures a mix of self-deprecating humor, exhaustion, and dramatic yearning that shows up all over their timeline. They joke about their body and health in a way that feels both morbid and wry, like “i hate when i can feel my bones thru my skin cant i just be jelly for a little bit” and “need2 gut myself like a fish my stomach hurts im so stressed”, echoing the song’s fixation on physical discomfort and self-image. The song’s theme of wanting to do things but emotionally stalling matches tweets like “keep saying i need to draw and whenever i have like 6 hours to i sit around and do nothing and rack up my screentime on useless apps” and “i wil..... power thru..,,,. i will.... DRAW.... I WILL!!!!!!”. There’s also that push-pull of melodrama and genuine struggle in lines like “how many months until april and how am i going to make it that far” and “i think im sick with flu or other ailment whatevs”, which fits the song’s mix of theatrical angst and resignation. Even their intense, niche hyperfixations on Fantastic Four and Doom/Reed, seen in posts like “theyre everything to me”, align with the song’s obsessive, inward, slightly isolated vibe.

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