TaxedBrass
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TaxedBrass shares several characteristics with Mr. Burns. Both exhibit a cynical and self-serving worldview. Mr. Burns's relentless pursuit of profit at the expense of others mirrors TaxedBrass's investment in Lockheed Martin and donation to both sides of the Gaza/Israel conflict. Both express disdain for certain groups, with Mr. Burns often displaying contempt for the working class and TaxedBrass expressing prejudiced views towards various groups. Both are figures of authority in their respective domains, with Mr. Burns as the owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and TaxedBrass as a content creator with a dedicated following. Like Burns, TaxedBrass seems to enjoy riling people up, as seen in his tweet 'Sometimes I wonder how much I've contributed towards the schizophrenication of the online ancap space.'

Your MBTI personality Type
TaxedBrass embodies the ENTP personality type. His quick wit and argumentative nature are evident in his numerous debates and sarcastic remarks on Twitter, such as his response to a claim that 'Deflation is when Prices Increase' with 'I've never before seen a claim as retarded as 'Deflation is when Prices Increase' geg'. His intellectual curiosity and love of exploring new ideas are reflected in his fascination with esoteric topics like occult warfare and his video on Legal Positivism. His tendency to challenge conventional wisdom and provoke reactions aligns with the ENTP's desire to question everything. Despite his controversial views, he demonstrates a degree of self-awareness, acknowledging his potential to contribute to online chaos with 'Sometimes I wonder how much I've contributed towards the schizophrenication of the online ancap space'.

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YouTube videos on legal positivism and why BioShock is wrong. American Supersoldier, fighting the culture war one tweet at a time. Hail Hoppe. BrassGang Minecraft server survivor. Socialists still gay.– @TaxedBrass

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The 'Hoppe Hail' cocktail reflects TaxedBrass's complex and often contradictory personality. Absinthe represents his fascination with the esoteric and his willingness to challenge conventional norms. Rye Whiskey embodies his strong convictions and his rugged individualism. Angostura Bitters adds a touch of bitterness and cynicism, reflecting his pessimistic outlook on humanity. Simple Syrup provides a hint of sweetness, representing the occasional moments of optimism in his life. The Lemon Peel adds a touch of acidity, reflecting his sharp wit and his tendency to provoke reactions. It's a strong, bitter, and complex drink, much like TaxedBrass himself.

Your Hogwarts House
TaxedBrass would likely be sorted into Slytherin. His ambition is evident in his desire to spread his political ideology through his YouTube channel and online presence. His tweets, such as 'I donate money to BOTH sides in the Gaza/Israel war, and then spend the rest of my income on Lockheed stock', reveal a cunning and self-serving approach. He values tradition, as seen in his 'Hail Hoppe' bio, which aligns with Slytherin's emphasis on pure-blood ideology. While he may not be overtly brave or academically inclined, his resourcefulness and ambition make him a natural fit for Slytherin.

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This song's exploration of darkness and moral ambiguity aligns with TaxedBrass's controversial views and potential for online chaos. The lyrics, which are from the point of view of Lucifer, resonate with TaxedBrass's fascination with esoteric topics and his willingness to challenge conventional morality. The song's rebellious spirit aligns with TaxedBrass's self-identification as an 'American Supersoldier' fighting against perceived oppression. The song's exploration of human nature and the potential for evil aligns with TaxedBrass's pessimistic outlook on humanity. The song's catchy melody and provocative lyrics make it a fitting soundtrack for TaxedBrass's online persona.

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