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Your Simpsons character
They align most with Lisa Simpson: opinionated, politically aware, and extremely online about causes and pop culture. Like Lisa, they mix activism with fandom, calling out performative politics and celebrity culture in tweets such as “stop treating celebrities like they’re politicians. start engaging with and uplifting local voices instead. how much money has she donated?” and “U.S. Swifties, I nominate you all to match my $13 donation to the National Immigration Project.”. Their detailed critiques of artists’ politics and capitalism, for example “for an anticapitalist this bitch sure does a lot of capitalism”, mirror Lisa’s principled but sometimes preachy streak. At the same time, they’re a passionate pop-culture nerd, proudly a “head arianator” and deeply invested in stan wars and TV like The Traitors, just as Lisa is about her music, books, and causes. Their blend of sincerity, moral urgency, and occasional snark fits Lisa far better than the more chaotic, less politically engaged energy of Bart or Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): they run a big group chat and promote it publicly (“Oliver’s gc is NOW open for potential recruits (members)”), ask followers questions and polls (“Which era did you meet/follow me in?”, “which layout do yall prefer ?? ”), and frequently position themselves at the center of stan-community discourse. Their focus on patterns, narratives, and broader meanings over raw facts suggests Intuition (N)—for example, they frame industry behavior and smear campaigns in big-picture terms (“Ariana worked too hard on this role… This was 100% a smear campaign against Wicked, and it worked.”) rather than just listing isolated details. They come across as strongly Feeling (F): moral language and value judgments are constant, such as calling out perceived injustice or hypocrisy (“you’re disgusting. ariana is speaking out against ICE, and your first response is that she should ‘worry about eating’ ?”) and centering care for communities (“U.S. Swifties, I nominate you all to match my $13 donation to the National Immigration Project.”). Their style is directive and organizing, consistent with Judging (J): they set explicit rules for their GC (“rules: no racists/problematic individuals… keep payola to a minimum”), urge coordinated behavior from fandoms (“swifties now that those messages are out please do not talk about it on here at all or respond to people.”), and evaluate celebrities’ activism against clear standards (“stop treating celebrities like they’re politicians. start engaging with and uplifting local voices instead.”). Altogether, the combination of outward social energy, pattern-focused commentary, emotionally driven moral stances, and organizing tendencies fits ENFJ best.

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Pop culture analyst in Hampstead. Arianator-in-chief, Swiftie at heart. Once turned a group chat into a 77‑member think tank for stan wars and activism.– @tayrianax_

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a fizzy, dramatic stan-war in a glass: the silver tequila with pink peppercorn brings a sharp bite for when they say “FUCK COLTON #TheTraitorsUS” and drag performative celebs with “for an anticapitalist this bitch sure does a lot of capitalism”. The sparkling rosé reflects their soft, romantic, pop-girl heart who gets nostalgic like “this era is already nostalgic to me 😭” and gushes over pretty men in “something about men smoking is so attractive to me😍😍”. Grapefruit soda with lime adds a sweet–bitter edge for their mix of optimism and exasperation when they say “trying to study, exercise, eat healthy, read, journal, go to work, have free time for leisure activities, and still end billie on the daily is not as easy as it seems yall” and complain that “my tweets have been tanking the past 2 weeks who do I blame”. The edible glitter and cotton-candy sugar rim are pure Arianator drama and theater kid sparkle for the “head arianator” who posts “regardless of oscar nominations, wicked & wfg made history… Thank you Ariana for protecting Glinda” and goes full fantasy with “I will go to the secret gardens in my mind…. 🫤😓😥”. Strong enough to fuel stan threads but sweet and bubbly enough for gc gossip, The Eternal Stan-shine Spritz is made to be sipped while tweeting “YOU. WOULDNT. LAST. AN. HOUR. IN. THE. ASLYUM. THEY. RAISED. ME.” from the timeline battlefield.

Your Hogwarts House
Oliver shows a strong mix of ambition, leadership, and strategic thinking that fits Slytherin best. They proudly track and expand their influence and social circles, flexing that their group chat has grown and surpassed another’s — “Oliver’s gc now has 77 members, surpassing @scvrletswift2 gc ‘The Bottom Twitter Department’ 🤍” — and they actively recruit under clear rules in “Oliver’s gc is NOW open for potential recruits (members) 🤍🐾 rules: no racists/problematic individuals… keep payola to a minimum”, which shows organized, goal‑oriented leadership. They’re also highly strategic and political about fandom and activism, criticizing performative behavior and redirecting focus toward more effective action, as in “stop treating celebrities like they’re politicians. start engaging with and uplifting local voices instead. how much money has she donated?” and “Thank you to Ariana Grande for using her platform in an appropriate way, redirecting attention to the Trump Administration. Thank you to Finneas for starting fan wars and distracting the left from organizing together🫤🫤”. Their willingness to call people out bluntly — “oomf blocked me bc I called him a pedo for dating a minor like my bad for saying the truth” and “bitch fuck you im tired of arianators setting her up” — shows a sharp, confrontational edge and a readiness to protect their interests and values. At the same time, they channel their convictions into concrete, impactful moves like organizing donations, as in “U.S. Swifties, I nominate you all to match my $13 donation to the National Immigration Project… Our actions do matter”, which combines ambition with cause‑driven strategy. This blend of leadership, tactical thinking, and fierce defense of their community aligns most strongly with Slytherin rather than the softer loyalty of Hufflepuff or the pure intellectualism of Ravenclaw.

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They describe themself as “head arianator” in their bio and constantly defend Ariana, from calling out smear campaigns against Wicked (“Ariana worked too hard on this role… This was 100% a smear campaign against Wicked, and it worked.”) to praising her activism over performative celebrity politics (“you’re disgusting. ariana is speaking out against ICE…”). we can’t be friends (wait for your love) fits their dramatic, online-warrior persona: it’s emotional, confrontational, and about drawing boundaries, just like when they go off on celebrities and oomfs (“oomf blocked me bc I called him a pedo for dating a minor like my bad for saying the truth”). The song’s mix of heartbreak and self-respect mirrors the way they tweet about pop girls surviving public breakups (“the way they both went through some of the most heartbreaking public breakups😭”) while still stanning and organizing fandom GCs. Their timeline is a blend of petty stan warfare, sincerity, and political awareness, which matches the song’s tone of vulnerable honesty wrapped in pop gloss. Overall, this track captures both their identity as an intense Arianator and their habit of cutting people off while still caring deeply from a distance.

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