Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Professional Passion: Stevie shows immense dedication to civil engineering, stating they “didn't hold back on how much I love civil engineering” during their successful apprenticeship interview.
- Resilient Growth: They actively work on self-improvement, having “started therapy for OCD” and overcoming a fear of failure to thrive in their dream career.
- Artistic Creativity: Stevie channels their interests into tangible crafts, “selling keyrings, bag charms, and bracelets” through their Etsy shop, Diplodocus Crafts.
- Empathetic Pet Owner: They displayed deep compassion and care for their cat, Inara, ensuring she was “safe, and warm, and surrounded by love” during her final moments.
- Principled Advocate: Stevie stands up for social standards, defending Taylor Swift's transparency as a way “to establish that baseline” for industry expectations.
Weaknesses:
- Financial Vulnerability: They struggle with emergency expenses, noting that vet bills meant they “can't even afford food now” before their next payday.
- Impulsive Spending: Despite severe financial distress, they still felt a need to buy a “snow globe” or merchandise to cope with grief.
- Mental Health Struggles: Stevie experiences rapid emotional shifts, admitting to their therapist they went from “0 on the risk scale to thinking about nothing but killing myself” in one week.
- Conflict Sensitivity: Minor social disagreements, such as a “dickhead uncle being a dickhead”, cause them significant emotional distress during hard times.
- Digital Privacy Anxiety: They experience sudden bouts of tech-related stress, becoming “so anxious” after realizing PayPal shared their full surname publicly.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a high-achieving, passionate intellectual who works as a civil engineer designing “highways and footways” and takes immense pride in her “dream apprenticeship”. She shares Lisa's strong moral compass and vocal advocacy, frequently defending marginalized groups or debating social standards, such as when she argues that “'unappealing' women don't exist to be 'appealing'”. Both are deeply sensitive souls who experience profound “soul crushing grief” and find solace in their intense interests, whether it be The Eras Tour or historical figures like “IK Brunel”. Ultimately, her combination of academic ambition, love for animals, and a tendency to “never stfu” about her niche passions makes her a perfect match for the middle Simpson child.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFJ
Stevie exhibits Introversion through a preference for intimate connections and personal hobbies like crafting and cats, notably expressing anxiety over privacy when they realized “PayPal would put my Full Surname on the link”. Their Sensing side is grounded in the practical world of civil engineering, focusing on the literal “designing your highways and footways” and technical details of road design. As a Feeling type, they are deeply empathetic and emotionally driven, sharing vulnerable moments of “soul crushing grief” regarding their cat, Inara, and prioritizing harmony and fairness in social interactions. Finally, their Judging trait is seen in their structured approach to career goals, proudly stating they “applied for and got my dream apprenticeship” and valuing a professional environment where they can work hard and establish a baseline of expectations.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a civil engineer? Because you’ve clearly designed the shortest route to my heart, and I’m definitely not thinking about highways and footways right now.
- I promise I’m better than a Primark coat—I’m actually warm, I’ll last more than a year, and I definitely won’t cost you fifty quid.
- If we were at a Christmas pub crawl, I’d happily spend over an hour alone with you talking about road design while we drink beer.
- I’m no Bobby Brink, but I’d still defend your honor with my life—or at least buy you that Taylor Swift snow globe you’ve been dreaming of.
- I know your Eras Tour playlist has 13 saves, but how about we make it 14 and see if some of those tayblessings come my way tonight?
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Your new Twitter bio
Civil engineering apprentice designing your UK highways by day, Swiftie by night. I once hyperfixated on a bridge & changed my whole career. Let’s talk hockey.– @taywitchcrafts
Your signature cocktail
The Concrete Eras Elixir
This drink captures the life of a “woman designing your highways and footways” by mixing a sturdy Cornish Gin base with the “13 saves” energy of an Eras-themed playlist. The bittersweet vermouth and charcoal reflect their resilience through “soul crushing grief” and the dark Flyers colors, while the sparkling rosé honors the joy of their “dream apprenticeship”. Topped with lavender for the 'Witchcrafts' aesthetic, it’s a drink for someone who “never stfu about hockey!” but still appreciates a “polite cat.”
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Stevie embodies the Hufflepuff core of hard work and dedication, describing how they “work full time, for my local council” and were hired specifically because they didn't hold back on “how much I love civil engineering & how important the role was to me”. Their loyalty and kindness are evident in their deep emotional bond with their pets, spending their last savings on a vet bill because they “just want to save her”. They show a strong sense of fairness and a desire to dismantle prejudice, arguing that “'unappealing' women don't exist to be 'appealing'”. Finally, their patience and creative diligence shine through in their Etsy shop, where they meticulously crafted a design that “looks simple but actually took me a long time to get it perfect”.
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Your song
The Archer - Taylor Swift
This song perfectly encapsulates Stevie's vulnerable journey through mental health struggles and the search for stability. The lyrics reflect the anxiety of their OCD diagnosis and a period of deep despair where they admitted, “how do I tell my therapist on Friday that I went from a 0 on the risk scale to thinking about nothing but killing myself all week.” However, the song's theme of resilience mirrors their eventual triumph as they “started therapy for OCD” and conquered the “fear of failure” to thrive in a civil engineering career. The Archer mirrors this transition from a state of soul-crushing grief to a place of professional and personal strength, proving they can survive the 'fights' of life.
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