Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Provocative: Tweets often challenge prevailing norms, such as 'Hot take: The East India Company was not a bad thing.'
- Engaged: Shows interest in discussions about economics and philosophy, seen in tweets like 'the human race has to thrive towards being type 2 fibre dominant species.'
- Humorous: Uses humor effectively, for example in 'people who hate this are tiny dyels who get mogged by women lmao.'
- Opinionated: Clearly expresses strong views, evident in statements like 'vegetables taste disgusting and vegans are annoying.'
- Creative: Displays creativity in presenting unconventional ideas, such as 'neoclassical economist who understands time preferences and austrian business cycle theory groyper.'
Weaknesses:
- Polarizing: Tends to alienate others with extreme views, like 'הגויים הם חיות טיפשות שראויות למות.'
- Incoherent: Some tweets lack clarity, making them difficult to understand, as seen in 'schizo evolian esotericism enthusiast to schizo hyperrationalist buchananite neolib pipeline... groyper.'
- Offensive: Uses language that can offend, such as 'womp womp nigga,' which can hurt credibility.
- Dismissive: Often disregards opposing views, seen in 'liberals are the people who are unironically going to read this lol.'
- Eccentric: Communication style can be too eccentric or niche, as in 'eccentric autism, cutting off rom and bad preacher angle ditch the machine for db preachers.'
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is known for her intelligence, strong opinions, and often contrarian views, which aligns with @TchoTchoLama's complex and nuanced takes on various topics. For instance, tweets like 'maturing is realizing that @liquid2ulu is right abt the environment TLD' reflect a similar willingness to rethink positions based on new information, much like Lisa's character growth throughout the series. Additionally, the comment 'capitalism is literally the reason you have access to all this knowledge' mirrors Lisa's frequent critiques of societal structures, indicating an analytical approach. Overall, Lisa's blend of idealism and realism resonates with the user's diverse and often provocative viewpoints.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
The user’s communication is outward‑focused and often addresses a broad audience, e.g., "liberals are the people who are unironically going to read this lol rightoids are performative larpers" and "is becoming a diplomat a cool career?", indicating Extraversion. Their tweets are dominated by abstract, future‑oriented concepts and big‑picture theories such as "the human race has to thrive towards being type 2 fibre dominant species" and references to the "dark enlightenment," reflecting an Intuitive style. Decision‑making appears rooted in logical analysis and economic theory, as shown by "capitalism is literally the reason you have access to all this knowledge" and "bro how do neoclassical economics deadass explain the 2008 recession?" pointing to Thinking. Finally, the user consistently cites structured frameworks and classic thinkers (John Bates Clark, Vilfred Pareto) and presents a coherent ideological stance (neoliberal, transhumanist), suggesting a Judging preference for organized, goal‑directed thinking.
Some pickup lines for you
- Hey Death Cyborg, as a YIMBY transhumanist, care to co‑design a future where we upgrade our bodies to 350‑lb, 100‑m‑under‑5‑second machines—starting with a coffee date?
- I saw you’re into BJJ, so how about we spar? I’ll be your guard, you’ll be my chokehold on the heart, and we’ll tap out together in love.
- Your love for Pareto and Clark shows you appreciate perfect equilibrium—let’s find that sweet spot where our chemistry is Pareto‑optimal and no one loses.
- You listed Avestan, Pali, and Esperanto among your languages—let’s create our own secret tongue, spoken in looks‑maxxing glances and transhumanist dreams.
- You say vegans are annoying, but I’m a meat‑loving, looks‑maxxing, hyper‑rationalist who can pump iron and ideas—wanna lift each other’s spirits?
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Future‑tech tinkerer and strength enthusiast. Built a 350‑lb bench‑press robot for fun. Economics nerd, meme curator, always chasing the next upgrade.– @TchoTchoLama
Your signature cocktail
Death Cyborg's Alloy
The Death Cyborg's Alloy blends smoked mezcal, nitro‑infused cold brew espresso, unflavored whey protein, a dash of absinthe, and a copper‑coated orange peel garnish. The smoky mezcal mirrors the tweet ">dark enlightenment" and the gritty, anti‑establishment vibe. Nitro‑charged espresso fuels the “hyper‑rationalist” drive and the ambition to become a “type 2 fibre dominant species” as described in "the human race has to thrive towards being type 2 fibre dominant species we have an evergreen source of nutrition and safe enough environment the future is 10 ft 350 lbs of pure muscle that can run a 100m in sub 5 seconds". Whey protein gives the drink a literal “muscle” boost, echoing the vision of an “evergreen source of nutrition”. Absinthe adds an esoteric, “schizo evolian esotericism enthusiast” twist, while the copper garnish nods to the YIMBY, construction‑loving side of the bio ("🏗️") and the aristocratic right.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user repeatedly emphasizes ambition and a desire for dominance, saying "the human race has to thrive towards being type 2 fibre dominant species ... 10 ft 350 lbs of pure muscle" which reflects a drive for power and superiority. Their praise for capitalism as the engine of knowledge – "capitalism is literally the reason you have access to all this knowledge" – shows a pragmatic, strategic mindset typical of Slytherin. They also glorify hierarchical ideas, noting "Maturing is realizing that Hoppe was right abt class and rightcons should be lobotomized" and even defending the East India Company, indicating a comfort with elite structures. These themes of ambition, cunning, and a focus on hierarchy align best with Slytherin values.
Your movie
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Iron Man - Black Sabbath
The user’s self‑description as a “Death Cyborg” and their transhumanist vision of a 350‑lb, 10‑ft, super‑muscular future (“the human race has to thrive towards being type 2 fibre dominant species … the future is 10 ft 350 lbs of pure muscle…”) mirrors the metal‑clad transformation described in Black Sabbath’s classic “Iron Man.” Their aggressive, anti‑liberal rhetoric (“>They simply don’t want to admit that what they’re doing is politics. said no liberal ever”) and celebration of raw strength (“BJJ is just wrestling without the aura and singlets”) fit the song’s heavy, unstoppable vibe. The line “I am Iron Man” captures the user’s blend of technology, strength, and a defiant, almost mythic persona, making it an apt soundtrack for their online presence.
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