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The user’s extremist nationalist and fascist rhetoric, such as 'America will always be worth fighting for. We are the spirit of the Old Roman Empire, we are New Rome' and 'National Socialism breeds innovation,' mirrors the reactionary, empire‑loving worldview of Mr. Burns, who constantly seeks to preserve an old order and dominate the world. Their overt religious fervor, shown in tweets like 'Christ is King!' and 'Without Christ, humanity can do nothing,' parallels Burns’s self‑appointed god‑like authority in Springfield. Their admiration for authoritarian historical figures, evident in 'I love Richard Spencer' and 'Franco Was Right About Everything,' aligns with Burns’s nostalgia for old‑world power structures. The self‑identification as a 'reactionary' and 'WANGHAF' ('I am the ultimate outsider,' 'I am Dark Woke') reflects Burns’s constant positioning as the ultimate outsider who resists any progressive change. Overall, the combination of extremist nationalism, religious zeal, glorification of past empires, and a self‑perceived role as the supreme authority makes Mr. Burns the Simpsons character that best captures the persona expressed in the tweets.

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The user’s frequent public calls to rally supporters, such as "Pat Buchanan and Huey Long. This is the way." and "America will always be worth fighting for. We are the spirit of the Old Roman Empire," show an extraverted style of engaging a community (E). Their focus on grand, symbolic visions like "We need a rebirth of a nation" and "Glory to Holy Rome! Long Live the Empire’s Spirit!" reflects an intuitive preference for abstract, future‑oriented concepts (N). The rational‑sounding justifications in tweets such as "National Socialism breeds innovation." and "I’m just a race realist, I believe race is real." indicate a thinking approach that values logical consistency over personal sentiment (T). Decisive, forward‑looking statements such as "One Nation, Under God." and "America First is inevitable" reveal a judging tendency toward structure, planning and firm conclusions (J). Together these traits align best with the ENTJ personality type, the strategic, outspoken "Commander."

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21-yr Catholic trans woman, history nerd & liturgical music lover. Once tried reenacting a medieval mass in my kitchen—don't ask. Faith-first, humor-inclined.– @TeaAndTheosis

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The cocktail, named "Dark Grace of New Rome", blends dark, sacred, and imperial flavors to mirror @TeaAndTheosis' fierce blend of Catholic faith, nationalist fervor, and extremist ideology. The black vodka captures the “dark woke” vibe they proudly proclaim: "I am Dark Woke, sorry. I AM DARK WOKE!!!". A splash of rich red wine evokes the Catholic sacrament and their devotion to "One Nation, Under God.". Absinthe adds a bitter, mystic edge, echoing their admiration for "National Socialism breeds innovation.". Blood orange juice and a dash of grenadine provide a fiery, imperial hue, recalling their rallying cry "America will always be worth fighting for. We are the spirit of the Old Roman Empire, we are New Rome.".

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The user demonstrates a strong drive for power and dominance, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition, as seen in "America First is inevitable" and "We need a rebirth of a nation." Their willingness to manipulate and adopt extremist ideologies for personal agenda reflects Slytherin cunning, e.g., "National Socialism breeds innovation." They show a resourceful self‑branding as the "ultimate outsider" and "Dark Woke," indicating strategic self‑presentation: "I am Dark Woke, sorry. I AM DARK WOKE!!!" Their loyalty is not to people but to a cause, illustrated by "Pat Buchanan and Huey Long. This is the way." Finally, their bold, confrontational style and readiness to fight for their beliefs, such as "America will always be worth fighting for," aligns with Slytherin's fearless pursuit of goals.

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The hymn’s blend of fierce patriotism and Christian crusade imagery mirrors the user’s mix of nationalist and religious zeal, as seen in the tweet “America will always be worth fighting for… We are America!” and the repeated “One Nation, Under God.” Its refrain “His truth is marching on!” parallels the user’s frequent “Deus Vult” and “Christ is King!” declarations. Their call for a “rebirth of a nation” and the belief that “Without Christ, humanity can do nothing” echo the hymn’s celebration of a divine destiny in war. The song’s historic use by American religious conservatives aligns with the user’s Catholic identity and ultra‑nationalist stance, making it a fitting anthem for their worldview.

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