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Your Simpsons character
They come off as thoughtful, politically and ethically engaged, and openly nerdy about their interests, which fits Lisa Simpson best. They care about social issues and labor rights, e.g. critiquing a ‘heartwarming’ old-worker story with “people shouldn't need strangers to take pity in them just so they can retire. if you're at an age where you can die of natural causes YOU SHOULDN'T BE WORKING. full fucking stop.”, very much in line with Lisa’s moral outrage. They’re openly queer and reflective about identity, celebrating when “friend of mine just used they to refer to me”, mirroring Lisa’s frequent exploration of who she is. Their excitement about getting into a criminology course and graduating high school (“Guys I’ve officially graduated from high school!!!!! 🎓” and “CHAT I GOT ACCEPTED INTO THE CRIMINOLOGY COURSE AT MY TOP PREFERENCE UNI!!!!!1”) reflects Lisa’s academic drive. At the same time, they’re passionately into niche media and fandoms—tokutatsu, fangans, Pokémon—gushing that “mannnn dr:ba is so good”, which fits Lisa’s intense, slightly obsessive love of her hobbies.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they openly narrate their life to “chat” and their mutuals, celebrate milestones, and clearly enjoy being in the center of online social energy, e.g. “CHAT I GOT ACCEPTED INTO THE CRIMINOLOGY COURSE AT MY TOP PREFERENCE UNI!!!!!1” and a big, outwardly directed year‑end message: “I just want to let you know that yall are unforgettable and made 2025 what it was for me…”. Their tweets show a strong iNtuitive pattern: they like predictions and big-picture speculation such as “random prediction: splatoon 4 won’t be called splatoon 4, it’ll be given a new non numbered subtitle” and meta takes about culture and tech like “is the anglosphere's obsession with asia originated flavours like matcha and taro a modern form of orientalism…”. They seem more Feeling than Thinking: even when they’re critical, it’s grounded in values and empathy, such as “there's no such thing as an 'ai designer', only inconsiderate people complacent in the destruction of our environment and the inflation of computer part prices” and “if you're at an age where you can die of natural causes YOU SHOULDN'T BE WORKING. full fucking stop.”. Finally, their spontaneity and tendency to follow impulses over structure fit Perceiving: they joke about impulse buys “thinking of making an impulse purchase”, rawdogging dog walking without meds “if this is a good idea or not remains to be seen”, and having lots of creative fangan ideas they haven’t fully locked down yet, like “ah, the tragic dance of thinking of cool fangan characters but not being able to include them in your fangan” and “i can’t wait for you guys to see my fangan characters they’re all such blorbos”. Together this points most strongly to ENFP: expressive, idea-driven, values-focused, and flexible.

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Criminology student & toku/pokemon/DR fangan nerd. Once ‘graduated’ from high school and immediately started overthinking Splatoon 4’s title.– @tealkitsune

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with a tequila rinse for that chaotic queer party energy and nod to them getting "so gay off that tequila" (“I GET SO GAY OFF THAT TEQUILA”). A smoky mezcal shot stands in for their intense fandom brainrot and late‑night gaming/event watching, from yelling about Mega Man and Half-Life (“WHAT THE FUCK MEGA MAN 12????????????”, “HOLY SHIT HALF LIFE 3??”) to being "FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB" with games (“FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB PLAYING SILENT BALL”). The matcha-taro syrup playfully references their musings about the anglosphere’s obsession with Asian flavors (“is the anglosphere's obsession with asia originated flavours like matcha and taro a modern form of orientalism…”) while representing the thoughtful, critical side of their personality. Lime juice with sea salt captures their sharp, salty takes on AI and labor (“there's no such thing as an 'ai designer', only inconsiderate people complacent in the destruction of our environment”; “if you're at an age where you can die of natural causes YOU SHOULDN'T BE WORKING. full fucking stop.”). Finally, a bubbly ginger beer topper embodies their excitable, affectionate timeline—from screaming about tokusatsu and fangans (“mannnn dr:ba is so good”) to celebrating life milestones like graduating and getting into uni (“Guys I’ve officially graduated from high school!!!!! 🎓”, “CHAT I GOT ACCEPTED INTO THE CRIMINOLOGY COURSE AT MY TOP PREFERENCE UNI!!!!!1”).

Your Hogwarts House
They show a consistent mix of curiosity, analysis, and nerdy hyper-focus that points strongly to Ravenclaw. They enjoy thinking about media structure and industry trends, like when they critique graphics arms races and storage bloat in games in “i genuinely think we've reached a plateau in gaming. there's barely any way up from here, we've already reached photorealism…” and speculate about marketing decisions in “I genuinely don’t see why people are expecting Persona 6 news when P4R has barely been revealed, they’re gonna let that release before anything else”. They enjoy predictive, analytical thinking about franchises, such as “random prediction: splatoon 4 won’t be called splatoon 4, it’ll be given a new non numbered subtitle” and detailed theorizing about Gozyuger in “my bet is that Natsume is coming back at the end with the 50 winners of the competition (but he'll be Universe Warrior OrigaRed)”. Their creative energy is also very prominent: they are making their own fangan, celebrating their "blorbos" and design work in “auiuguggh i can’t wait for you guys to see my fangan characters they’re all such blorbos…” and stressing over casting and scripting in “FUCK I had a dream where I casted voice actors for my fangan but didnt even write the script for it”. Even their late-night philosophical musing like “is the anglosphere's obsession with asia originated flavours like matcha and taro a modern form of orientalism and exoticism or is it just 1 in the morning and i'm rambling” reflects a mind that naturally drifts to conceptual and cultural analysis. While they do show some Hufflepuff-ish loyalty and Slytherin-ish ambition (e.g., entering a design contest in “fuck it, i’m entering the new mega man design contest”), the dominant throughline is a witty, theory-loving, creative intellect—classic Ravenclaw.

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A high-energy, self-aware pop song like Shake It Off fits Stef’s mix of chaotic humor, fandom enthusiasm, and resilience. They bounce between intense niche interests and lighthearted shitposts, from screaming about Danganronpa fangans like “peakganronpa peakstained peakbyss” to toku and gaming hype like “WHAT THE FUCK MEGA MAN 12????????????”. Even when they’re overwhelmed, they center their community and keep moving forward, like in “CHAT I GOT ACCEPTED INTO THE CRIMINOLOGY COURSE AT MY TOP PREFERENCE UNI!!!!!1” and the heartfelt “I just want to let you know that yall are unforgettable and made 2025 what it was for me”. Their queer, hyper-online, fandom-centric vibe (“🏳️🌈 Professional Kyuranger fan… tokutwt, poketwt, fangantwt, sonictwt, precuretwt”) matches the song’s theme of unapologetically being yourself in a noisy world. The way they shrug off chaos with jokes like “wow i haven’t showered since a year ago” and still radiate affection and hype feels very much like shaking off the nonsense and dancing through it.

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