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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Emily is a self-described “nerd :3” who often feels intellectually and emotionally isolated from those around her. She frequently experiences existential dread, pondering if “life matters or life has a meaning” and expressing that “every day feels the same since i do nothing,” mirroring Lisa's occasional bouts of nihilism and depression. Despite her struggles, she maintains a core kindness and a desire for connection, often asking for “kind messages for me to wake up too” or seeking comfort when she feels “lonely and a tiny bit sad.” Her tech-savvy nature and specific interests, such as how “Degoogling isnt as hard as many people think,” align with Lisa's role as the resident intellectual and advocate for better systems.

Your MBTI personality Type
Emmy exhibits Introversion (I) through a high volume of tweets expressing loneliness and a preference for digital interaction over physical outings, such as stating, “I havent even been outside for a second the past two or three weeks”. Their Intuition (N) is highlighted by abstract, nihilistic reflections on the nature of reality, such as “I dont believe that life matters or life has a meaning... the universe is predetermined”. The Feeling (F) preference is dominant, as they frequently prioritize emotional state and seek validation, pleading, “can somebody comfort me?” and “i wish somebody could hug me and love me irl”. Finally, a Perceiving (P) trait is shown by their lack of a set schedule and admission of aimlessness, noting “Every day feels the same since i do nothing” and their spontaneous requests for others to entertain them because they are “bored”.

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Trans-femme tech enthusiast and digital minimalist. When I’m not de-googling my life, I’m probably dreaming of sleeping on the comfy 🛋️ emoji. 16, Taurus, Emmy.– @TeardropEmily

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This cocktail captures the essence of a '16-year-old nerd' who spends "16 or 17 hours a day" on their phone. The Dr Pepper base is a direct nod to their favorite drink, while the bitter lemon reflects the days they feel "lonely and a tiny bit sad rn". The name honors their unique strategy for dealing with scammers by mentioning "the country of gambia" to get an instant block. Despite the existential dread of feeling like "life has no meaning", the drink remains sparkling and sweet, much like their constant habit of greeting the world with a cheerful "haiii :3".

Your Hogwarts House
Emmy embodies the Hufflepuff spirit through a profound focus on community, interpersonal kindness, and the open expression of vulnerability. Fae consistently prioritizes the well-being of 'oomfies,' even when struggling, as seen when xe asks to “dm me kind messages for me to wake up too” to foster a gentle environment. Despite battling deep loneliness, ae maintains a core belief in the goodness of others, stating that “everybody is awesome, i love all of my oomfies ^w^”. This emphasis on emotional support and communal connection over ambition or intellectual rivalry is a hallmark of a Hufflepuff who values people above all else.

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Emmy’s social media presence is defined by a deep, existential loneliness and a repetitive cycle of isolation that mirrors the themes of this song. They frequently express a lack of purpose and a feeling that “the universe is predetermined” and that “life has no meaning,” echoing the song's melancholic outlook on existence. Many of their posts are desperate pleas for connection, such as asking “will anybody talk to me?” or “can somebody comfort me?”, reflecting a constant state of being 'alone again.' Furthermore, Emmy describes a stagnant reality where “every day feels the same since i do nothing,” highlighting a profound sense of abandonment and mental fatigue.

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