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The user’s constant dramatic pleas for attention, such as "pls say u fw me if u dont i will cry very much" and "ok so im killing myself", echo Milhouse’s frequent emotional outbursts and self‑pity. Their nerdy hobby of building a "dimir sacrifice deck in mtg arena" mirrors Milhouse’s love of video games and geek culture. The frequent hyperbolic statements like "they're playing mgk at work im going to kill myself" and "some girls at work called me nonchalant im going to die" reflect Milhouse’s tendency to overreact to everyday situations. The self‑deprecating humor and meme‑style posts, such as "HELLO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! NOBODY MOVE IM GONNA EXPLODE", align with Milhouse’s comedic, often cringe‑worthy moments in the show. Overall, the combination of attention‑seeking drama, nerdy interests, and a vulnerable, melodramatic voice makes Milhouse Van Houten the best match.

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Their communication is highly outward‑focused and seeks interaction, as shown by pleading for likes and support: 'plz say u fw me if u dont i will cry very much' and frequent hashtags like '#newpfpdontforgetmeoomfs'. They process information through patterns, memes, and abstract references rather than concrete facts, evident in posts about internet culture such as 'they're playing mgk at work im going to kill myself' and the quirky deck‑building tweet. Their decision‑making is driven by personal feelings and emotional expression, seen in statements like 'some girls at work called me nonchalant im going to die' and the dramatic 'ok so im killing myself'. Finally, they display a flexible, spontaneous lifestyle, reacting impulsively to events like flooding and deck‑building with phrases like 'i just spent like an hour and a half making a kinda shitty but funny dimir sacrifice deck' and 'HELLO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! NOBODY MOVE IM GONNA EXPLODE', indicating a Perceiving preference.

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MTG deck tinkerer, cat dad, meme curator. Survived a basement flood by turning it into a viral joke. 🎲🐱 #GameLife (he/they)– @teasgrave

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The drink is called the 'OOMF Cat-astrophe', blending Blue Curaçao for the Dimir deck reference ('i just spent like an hour and a half making a kinda shitty but funny dimir sacrifice deck in mtg arena and the first guy i played it against rage quit'), and Black Rum to echo the dark humor of the tweet 'they're playing mgk at work im going to kill myself'. A splash of Heavy Cream represents the desire to buy cat treats ('if everybody sent me $0.01 i could buy my cats a lot of treats'). A fizz of Ginger Ale captures the explosive energy of 'HELLO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! NOBODY MOVE IM GONNA EXPLODE', while a dash of Grenadine adds a splash of drama like the plea 'OOMF IS SO CLOSE (95% OF THE WAY) PLZ DONATE OR SHARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'. Together the layers swirl like their chaotic timeline of memes, making a drink that's both sweet, dark, and wildly dramatic.

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The user repeatedly seeks personal gain and uses strategic manipulation, such as asking for small donations to buy treats for their cats: 'if everybody sent me $0.01 i could buy my cats a lot of treats' and urging followers to help them reach a goal: 'OOMF IS SO CLOSE (95% OF THE WAY) PLZ DONATE OR SHARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'. They also showcase cunning and planning by creating a complex 'dimir sacrifice deck' in MTG Arena, indicating a resourceful mindset: 'i just spent like an hour and a half making a kinda shitty but funny dimir sacrifice deck in mtg arena'. Their dramatic self‑preservation jokes and emotional appeals, like 'pls say u fw me if u dont i will cry very much', reflect a self‑interested, ambitious attitude typical of Slytherins. Overall, the combination of ambition, resourcefulness, and strategic self‑promotion aligns best with Slytherin values.

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Their tweets repeatedly scream for attention, such as "pls say u fw me if u dont i will cry very much" and "OOMF IS SO CLOSE (95% OF THE WAY) PLZ DONATE OR SHARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". This mirrors the desperate pleas in the Beatles' classic "Help!", where the chorus repeats "Help, I need somebody". The user also jokes about extreme reactions, e.g., "they're playing mgk at work im going to kill myself" and "some girls at work called me nonchalant im going to die", echoing the urgency of the song's call for aid. Additionally, their bio about needing $0.01 for cat treats underscores a constant need for support, aligning with the song's theme of seeking help from others. The combination of comedic exaggeration and genuine yearning makes "Help!" a fitting anthem.

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