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Your Simpsons character
The user’s repeated, meme‑like posting of the same line – 'free speech' is when you are only allowed to agree with people in positions of power – mirrors Bart’s habit of repeating catch‑phrases such as 'Eat my shorts!' and constantly trolling his environment. Their anti‑authority, conspiratorial posts like 'Monitoring her location. Restricting her from going online. Isolating her from loved ones. These are not signs of love – they are what the UK government is currently doing to its citizens' show a rebellious, anti‑establishment attitude that is characteristic of Bart’s disdain for school rules and adult control. The tweet 'me avoiding office politics everyday' and 'me trying to blend in pretending I'm a fed' capture Bart’s love of avoiding responsibility and playing the role of a mischievous infiltrator, similar to his frequent schemes to outwit teachers and parents. The bio’s claim of being an 'evil twin' and 'love elon and X dot com' hints at a self‑styled outsider who sees himself as a counter‑cultural version of mainstream figures, much like Bart’s role as the 'evil twin' of the well‑behaved Springfield citizens. Overall, the combination of repetitive trolling, anti‑government paranoia, and a self‑identified 'evil twin' personality aligns best with Bart Simpson’s iconic rebellious, meme‑driven persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ best fits the profile. The user’s constant public posting, such as repeatedly tweeting "‘free speech’ is when you are only allowed to agree with people in positions of power," shows a preference for external interaction (Extraversion). Their focus on abstract, future‑oriented ideas like "fully automated agriculture would be cool tho" and critiques of societal structures indicates a dominant Intuition (N). The logical, analytical tone in statements like "the fact that those ‘people’ have a right to vote is exactly why I don’t believe in democracy…" reflects a Thinking (T) decision style. Finally, the structured, goal‑oriented approach—repeating the same message to reinforce a point and the bio claim "good posting"—suggests a Judging (J) preference.

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Tech & privacy advocate. Exploring free speech, surveillance, and AI. Ex-office-politics ninja who once hid a laptop in a pizza box. #StayCurious– @TeddyBanned

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The drink's dark black vodka mirrors the bio's claim that computer = evil and the bitter coffee liqueur nods to the repeated tweet 'free speech' is when you are only allowed to agree with people in positions of power. A splash of cola pays homage to the love of Elon and X.com, while the spicy chili‑infused simple syrup captures the heated anti‑democracy sentiment expressed in 'the fact that those "people" have a right to vote is exactly why I don't believe in democracy'. The subtle hint of surveillance‑spice reflects the tweet 'Monitoring her location. Restricting her from going online. Isolating her from loved ones.' Finally, the overall paradoxical flavor mimics the user's claim of 'me trying to blend in pretending I'm a fed', delivering a cocktail that's both conspiratorial and oddly comforting.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a cunning, power‑focused mindset, aligning with Slytherin values. Their bio claims 'love elon and X dot com' and they label themselves as an 'evil twin', showing ambition and a desire for influence. Their tweets repeatedly challenge authority, e.g., 'the fact that those people have a right to vote is exactly why I don't believe in democracy' and 'Monitoring her location. Restricting her from going online. Isolating her from loved ones. These are not signs of love – they are what the UK government is currently doing to its citizens', demonstrating a strategic, critical stance. They also use repeated slogans like 'free speech is when you are only allowed to agree with people in positions of power' to manipulate discourse. This combination of ambition, cunning, and a willingness to confront and manipulate power aligns best with Slytherin.

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The Pink Floyd anthem 'Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)' mirrors @TeddyBanned’s anti‑authoritarian stance and rejection of imposed conformity. Their tweet "'free speech' is when you are only allowed to agree with people in positions of power" echoes the lyric “We don’t need no thought control,” which condemns controlled obedience. The complaint "Monitoring her location. Restricting her from going online. Isolating her from loved ones. These are not signs of love – they are what the UK government is currently doing to its citizens" aligns with the song’s critique of institutions that build a wall of oppression, each act being “another brick.” Finally, the tweet "the fact that those ‘people’ have a right to vote… they want to control your life" reflects the song’s message that education and authority are used to shape and limit personal freedom.

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