Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual curiosity: Frequently shares passion for literature and high-level strategy, specifically mentioning a “fantastic book” and his interest in tactical philosophies.
- Health consciousness: Emphasizes the Mens sana in corpore sano bio philosophy through gym updates and home-grown food.
- Strong convictions: Unapologetically supports specific visions for Italian football, such as Maurizio Sarri’s blueprint for youth academies.
- Appreciation for beauty: Consistently shares aesthetic content ranging from gardening and tulips to fine dining.
- Long-term vision: Focuses on the future of his club by identifying generational talents and advocating for stadium infrastructure.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive hostility: Reacts with extreme vitriol toward his national team, tweeting “Go fuck yourselves @Azzurri” after disappointments.
- Hypercritical nature: Displays a relentlessly negative outlook on his own club, calling it an “irrelevant club nowadays” with an antiquated style.
- Inconsistent opinions: Transitions rapidly from having “full faith” in leadership to demanding they stay only two years max.
- Elitist perspective: Dismisses smaller successful clubs like Atalanta as “mediocre teams” that don't belong in the Champions League.
- Extreme pessimism: Expresses a lack of confidence in his team's management to replace players properly or reinforce the squad effectively.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a high-minded intellectual who values sophisticated culture and is often frustrated by the perceived lack of intelligence in those around them. They frequently showcase their love for literature with tweets like “New books” and “Currently reading this”, echoing Lisa's bookish nature. Their disdain for low-quality entertainment and tactical mediocrity is evident in their constant demand for “technical ability, and a high football IQ” over “anti football”. Furthermore, their appreciation for gardening and living “around nature” mirrors Lisa's environmentalism and search for a Mens sana in corpore sano. Ultimately, both share a deep-seated desire for progress and a more refined world, even if it means constantly critiquing the status quo.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
TeddyMilanista exhibits Introversion (I) through a preference for solitary, intellectual pursuits like reading and gardening, often tweeting about “New books” or “feeling happy to live around nature”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their constant focus on long-term strategy and systems rather than just results, arguing that a specific “football philosophy should be the main blueprint” for the nation. The Thinking (T) preference is shown through blunt, unsentimental critiques of performance, such as claiming a player has “zero football IQ” or dismissing fan sentiment as “nonsense”. Finally, Judging (J) is displayed in their desire for structural overhaul and a clear vision, stating that Milan needs a “revolution guided by Tare and Allegri” to change the club's culture.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 4-3-3 formation? Because after all this Allegri 3-5-2 nonsense, I think you’re the beautiful football philosophy I’ve been waiting for.
- I promise I have a higher football IQ than Bastoni, so how about we skip the tactics and go straight to dinner and wine?
- Forget Vinted—I think I just found the most incredible steal of the year, and it didn't even cost me 2€.
- I’d grow a whole garden of tulips and cook you an Amatriciana just to prove I'm a better long-term project than the current Milan board.
- Is your name Francesco Farioli? Because I definitely see you as the perfect successor to my heart in a few years.
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Passionate Milanista dreaming of 4-3-3 tactical purity. When I’m not scouting generational talents or reading in the garden, I’m hunting for €2 book deals.– @TeddyMilanista
Your signature cocktail
The Tactical Negroni-ista
This sophisticated yet bitter drink represents a man who values structure and 'high football IQ,' much like his demand that “Maurizio Sarri should be the next Italy coach”. The homegrown basil nods to his passion for nature, as “everything in this pasta comes from my garden”, while the bitter notes reflect his constant frustration with 'anti-football,' often tweeting “#AllegriOut”. Finally, the Prosecco topper captures his lifestyle of leisure, because when there is “good weather = Aperol time”. It is a classic, structured cocktail for someone who believes “Milan should never try to copy Inter and Juve in terms of playing style”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
TeddyMilanista displays a strong intellectual focus, frequently sharing his “New books” and detailing a love for learning through acquisitions like an “incredible steal” of a valuable book. His analytical approach to football favors “technical ability, and a high football IQ” over raw athleticism, often critiquing players like Bastoni for having “zero football IQ”. This preference for structure and tactical philosophy, alongside his bio Mens sana in corpore sano (a healthy mind in a healthy body), highlights a Ravenclaw-coded valuation of the intellect. Even his hobbies, like gardening and careful food pairing, suggest a methodical and refined lifestyle typical of the house of the wise.
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A Change Is Gonna Come - Sam Cooke
This song perfectly captures TeddyMilanista’s persistent hope for a philosophical revolution within Italian football and his beloved AC Milan. His timeline is a constant cycle of mourning the current state of the game, such as when he laments “Italian football is only getting worse...”, while simultaneously yearning for a more aesthetic future. He frequently advocates for a shift toward high-IQ, technical play, asserting that “Italian football would be on a very different trajectory if Sarri's football philosophy was taught in youth academies”. Even while enduring tactical styles he dislikes, he remains optimistic about new leadership, stating he has “Full faith in Tare” to change the club's culture. Ultimately, his mix of traditional values, seen in his love for nature and books, and his desire for a modernized Rossoneri aligns with the song's theme of weary but determined longing for progress.
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