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The user’s tweets are full of rebellious, chaotic humor and a love for mayhem, echoing Bart’s trademark mischief, as seen in "I love mayhem!" and "Bullying works 🎉🥰". They frequently taunt and insult others with profanity, e.g., "Hey guys, if you get irrationally angry at the way someone plays the MMORPG RuneScape then you can shut the fuck up you autistic cunt", reminiscent of Bart’s sarcastic insults like "Eat my shorts!". Their constant bragging about gaming achievements and "I think I might have the most Spotify minutes combined of all time?" mirrors Bart’s need to show off and be the center of attention. The mix of crude jokes with occasional moments of unexpected kindness, such as "Just saw some baby ducks, life is worth living", reflects Bart’s occasional soft side beneath his tough exterior. Overall, the user’s edgy, meme‑driven, and rebellious online persona aligns best with Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
Ted shows a strong preference for external interaction, frequently addressing the audience and other users with direct, outspoken comments such as "Hey guys, if you get irrationally angry at the way someone plays the MMORPG runescape then you can shut the fuck up you autistic cunt" and "only played bg3 from this list". He focuses on concrete, sensory details and measurable achievements, e.g., "I think I might have the most Spotify minutes combined of all time? Like I don’t think anyone else has had spotify playing for the past 5 years without stopping" and "5 years in a row of 440k+ minutes". His decision‑making is blunt and logical rather than emotionally driven, as seen in the same harsh critique and the matter‑of‑fact observation "Seriously, why does the volume button on iphones sometimes just go from 0 to 100 with 1 press". The overall posting style is spontaneous, meme‑driven, and unstructured, reflecting a perceiving preference rather than a planned, organized approach. Together these traits align best with the ESTP personality type.

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NZ gamer & music junkie. 5‑year Spotify marathon (440k+ mins) + 20‑yr RuneScape cape. Once beat BG3 with injured wrists. Always chasing mayhem.– @TeddyScape

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Mayhem Penta Punch captures TeddyScape's chaotic energy with a bold blend of dark rum, coffee liqueur, pineapple juice, jalapeño‑infused tequila, and blackberry syrup. The dark rum mirrors the edgy humor of tweets like "HITLER DEAD" and "Bullying works 🎉🥰", while the coffee liqueur fuels the endless gaming marathons referenced in "even with my injured wrists I was pulling over twice this lmao". Pineapple juice adds the bright, meme‑filled vibe of "Amazing pull on my tiktok feed" and the enthusiastic shout "i love mayhem!", and the jalapeño‑tequila gives the spicy kick of "aram mayhem is so fun tho". A splash of blackberry syrup reflects the darker, sarcastic side seen in "Honestly this is better than nothing; I’m a rat and have ghosted everyone from hinge". Together the drink is a "5 years in a row of 440k+ minutes" marathon in a glass, echoing the relentless devotion to music and gaming that defines TeddyScape.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows strong ambition and competitiveness, constantly bragging about long gaming sessions and achievements, such as "5 years in a row of 440k+ minutes" and "got my 20 years cape in leagues". They also enjoy outwitting and insulting others, e.g., "Bullying works 🎉🥰" and "Hey guys, if you get irrationally angry at the way someone plays the MMORPG runescape then you can shut the fuck up you autistic cunt". Their frequent use of cunning, self‑promotion, and desire to dominate in games and social media aligns with Slytherin traits of ambition and resourcefulness. Additionally, the tweet "I think I took it to piss off my ex because she didn't like it when I had girl friends" shows manipulative behavior typical of Slytherin. Therefore, Slytherin best fits.

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The user's relentless gaming focus and meme‑savvy humor line up perfectly with Smash Mouth’s “All Star”, whose chorus commands “Hey now, you're an all‑star, get your game on”. They tweet about gaming battles (“most satisfying thing in league is when someone is shit talking all game while they're up and then they lose so you can shit talk them”) and brag about playing BG3 (“only played bg3 from this list”). Their love of chaotic fun (“i love mayhem!”) and internet slang (“Gen z thinks irl and mfw are new terms”) mirrors the track’s high‑energy, meme‑fuelled vibe. They even obsess over Spotify minutes (“I think I might have the most Spotify minutes combined of all time?”), showing a deep music obsession that fits a song that’s become a cultural meme. Finally, their reference to trying to get others to listen to “The Bad Touch” shows they thrive on meme songs, just like “All Star” has become a staple of meme culture.

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