teknosjaman
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Invents original ideas, e.g., proposes a business concept turning 1776 shirts into 1814 designers
- Humorous: Uses absurd jokes like "Jeg tror ikke på jogging/løping. Ekte menn går uansett hva"
- Bold: Shares controversial statements without hesitation, such as "Utlendinger digger meg fordi jeg er så rasistisk"
- Observant: Notes odd observations, e.g., questions fish existence after long fishing trips
- Self-deprecating: Makes fun of self, e.g., "Jeg har aldri lastet ned en app" and "Jeg er så rasistisk at jeg aldri har sagt et fremmedord"
Weaknesses:
- Insensitive: Posts racist jokes like "Utlendinger digger meg fordi jeg er så rasistisk"
- Provocative: Stirs controversy with statements such as "Jeg er så rasistisk at jeg aldri har sagt et fremmedord"
- Inconsistent: Contradicts claims, e.g., says he never ran after a bus yet claims not to believe in jogging
- Attention-seeking: Frequent picture tags and self‑promotion, e.g., "Hjemmelaga kunst selges..." with multiple images
- Immature: Shows childlike humor, e.g., "Tenker på å kaste store stener i vannet" and trivial jokes
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson is the best match because both embody a rebellious, chaotic humor and a love for provocative provocation. For example, the user tweets "Jeg tror ikke på jogging/løping. Ekte menn går uansett hva. Har aldri løpt etter en buss i mitt liv", which mirrors Bart’s disdain for authority and his "I’m not a follower" attitude. Their self‑aggrandizing tweet "Håper det er jeg som får nobels fredspris i år. Synes jeg fortjener det" reflects Bart’s over‑confident, prankster mindset. The frequent absurd, meme‑like statements such as "Hvis ai hverken er mann eller dame, betyr det at den er ikke binær" and "Jeg bør bli kunsttyv. Det virker som om det er lettere enn jeg først antok" echo Bart’s penchant for random, mischievous ideas. Finally, the bio "pirat/poet" and the tweet "Er ikke hele poenget med omslaget på bøker å la deg umiddelbart kunne bedømme innholdet" show a playful, anti‑establishment vibe that is quintessentially Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
The user displays an Extraverted communication style by openly addressing the audience and seeking interaction, as seen in "Kan man fortsatt 'poke' folk på fjasboka?" and "Utlendinger digger meg fordi jeg er så rasistisk". Their thoughts are highly abstract and imaginative, linking unrelated ideas, which points to a preference for Intuition, illustrated by "Er ikke hele poenget med omslaget på bøker å la deg umiddelbart kunne bedømme innholdet" and "Hvis enebærbusker så bra hvorfor har de ikke laget tobærbusk". The tone is often analytical, sarcastic, and detached, reflecting a Thinking over Feeling orientation, exemplified by "Jeg tror ikke på jogging/løping. Ekte menn går uansett hva" and "Jeg er så rasistisk at jeg aldri har sagt et fremmedord". Finally, the tweets are spontaneous, unstructured, and embrace flexibility, indicating Perceiving, as shown in "Jeg bør bli kunsttyv. Det virker som om det er lettere enn jeg først antok" and "Jeg har to grønne telt som jeg har brukt masse og ingen fugl har noen gang driti på de teltene men med mitt blå telt har det skjedd to ganger".
Some pickup lines for you
- Ahoy, pirate/poet! How about I chart a treasure map that leads you straight to my heart, with rhyming clues at every X‑mark?
- If a book’s cover should instantly tell its story, let’s make ours a pirate ship sailing into a sunset, and the first chapter a date where we write verses together.
- You’ve been fishing for four hours and still doubt fish exist – let’s test that theory by seeing if we can reel in a perfect evening together.
- Your green tents have weathered many nights; I’ll be the blue tent that finally gives you a cozy spot for marshmallows, ghost stories, and maybe a midnight kiss.
- You invented ‘goodminton’ as the ultimate racket sport, but I think the real game is volleying compliments – care to join my court for a match of flirt?
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Your new Twitter bio
Norwegian satire writer & meme alchemist. I once sold a 'plaster sword' painting for a coffee. #Absurdist #CreativeMischief– @teknosjaman
Your signature cocktail
Pirate Poet's Surströmming Swizzle
The drink mixes Norway’s iconic aquavit with coffee liqueur to echo the user’s love of coffee jokes like "Vann smaker rart når du drikker det fra kaffekopp". A tiny splash of fermented herring brine nods to the bold claim "Surstrømming kan da ikke være så ille som folk påstår" and captures the user’s absurd, daring humor. Orange bitters add a bitter edge that mirrors the tweet "Jeg er så rasistisk at jeg aldri har sagt et fremmedord", reflecting the self‑aware, provocative satire they revel in. Finally, a fizz of sparkling water represents the chaotic energy of their endless stream of random, off‑beat observations.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user’s tweets display a strong penchant for word‑play, curiosity and clever observations, hallmarks of Ravenclaw’s love of wit and knowledge. For example they joke, “Hvis ai hverken er mann eller dame, betyr det at den er ikke binær,” showing logical humor, and they question, “Hva er den beste live værsatelitt feeden … jeg vil tolke dataen selv,” indicating a desire to understand raw data. Their self‑described “pirat/poet” identity and frequent literary references such as “Min nye fav stedsnavn” also reveal a creative, intellectually‑driven mindset that aligns best with Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
I Am the Walrus - The Beatles
The Beatles' "I Am the Walrus" captures the chaotic, absurdist humor and surreal imagery that dominate @teknosjaman's timeline. Their bio lists them as a "pirat/poet", echoing the song's whimsical self‑identification "I am the walrus". Tweets such as "If ai hverken er mann eller dame, betyr det at den er ikke binær" and "Jeg bør bli kunsttyv. Det virker som om det er lettere enn jeg først antok" illustrate a love for contradictory, nonsensical statements, just like the lyric "I am the eggman, they are the walrus". The random, provocative nature of posts like "Jeg er så rasistisk at jeg aldri har sagt et fremmedord" and "Jeg tror ikke atombomber er så ille som alle skal ha det til" mirrors the song's surreal, intentionally baffling verses. Overall, the track's celebration of playful nonsense makes it the perfect anthem for this user.
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