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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s passionate, opinionated, and very online-brain about her interests, much like this user is with games and music. They care a lot about media quality and aren’t shy about calling things lazy or badly designed, like when they say “Endfield feels like I'm dragging my bare body through a field of glass with the factory shit… the currency is scarce af… + the combat is just kinda boring” and “bl4 UI wise is such dogshit why is there no mini map?… god these devs are incompetent”. Lisa is also morally outspoken and combative toward bigotry, similar to this user saying “Also this entire situation shows that people didn't actually give a fuck abt the 'victim' and just wanted an excuse to be transphobic, genuinely scum of the earth” and “Shut up pedo nobody cares”. At the same time, they’re extremely earnest and nerdy about their faves, gushing over Expedition 33 and live performances like “EXPEDITION 33 SWEEP MY FUCKING BELOVED!” and “I'm so serious nobody is doing live performances like her rn truly the pop goat”, which mirrors Lisa’s intense fandom for her niche interests. The mix of sharp critique, ethical stance, and sincere enthusiasm is very Lisa-coded, just with a much more terminally-online, sweary Gen Z filter.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they stream frequently and advertise it (“Me stream”, “Mrow”), enjoy provoking reactions (“ragebaiting server chat to see her long they stay mad for”), and openly engage with wider communities (music, games, pop culture) rather than keeping a private, inward focus. Their interests and commentary are very Intuitive: they discuss overall design, vibe, and narrative impact more than concrete minutiae, like critiquing game feel and systems (“Endfield feels like I'm dragging my bare body through a field of glass… the currency is scarce af… + the combat is just kinda boring”) or ranking albums and characters for their thematic impact (“It's been long enough since the album dropped for me to do this without my thoughts changing much”). Their tone and judgments are clearly Thinking-oriented: they’re blunt, critical, and argument-driven, calling things “dogshit” or “incompetent” when reasoning about game design (“bl4 UI wise is such dogshit… why is the navigation line on a fucking COOLDOWN… these devs are incompetent”) and dismissing bad takes harshly (“Shut up pedo nobody cares”). They appear more Perceiving than structured Judging: they jump between games, albums, and shows, often reacting in the moment (“Who up silking”, “This chud shotgun will drop one day”), and change opinions fluidly (“Actually I have now decided its a pretty good album”). Altogether, the mix of outward engagement, abstract/game-design commentary, combative logical criticism, and spontaneous, reactive posting fits ENTP best.

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Streamer, gamer & occasional game dev. Once celebrated beating a boss more than a politician getting shot. Opinions on music & mechanics daily.– @Teleste010

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This drink hits strong upfront like their all-caps hype in “EXPEDITION 33 SWEEP MY FUCKING BELOVED!”, so overproof dark rum stands in for the intense, unfiltered energy they bring to games and music. Sour cherry liqueur adds a bright but tangy edge, echoing their salty-gamer bite in posts like “THESE STUPID AS TEAMMATES OMG GET OFF THE CAMERAS DUMB CUNTS” and “I hate everyone in this lobby.”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it playful and refreshing, reflecting the fun side of “Me stream” and “Mrow” energy in “Me stream” and “Mrow”, plus their excitement for things like “SILKSONG IS REAL HOLY FUCK”. A dash of bitters nods to their critical, opinionated side when they call things “dogshit” or “boring,” like in “Endfield feels like I'm dragging my bare body through a field of glass…”. Finally, the edible glitter/sugar rim channels their Envy Adams persona and love of aura-heavy characters in “SO MUCH AURA” and “Best character to come out of this year”, making the whole cocktail look as dramatic and extra as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in Teleste’s tweets is a sharp, competitive, often ruthless edge that fits Slytherin. They openly enjoy provoking people, e.g. “ragebaiting server chat to see her long they stay mad for” and calling that "W ragebait" in another post (“W ragebait”), which shows deliberate, strategic needling rather than Hufflepuff-style harmony. Their gaming posts are framed around dominance and winning – from “Elo terrorism” (“Elo terrorism”) to intense pride in high‑skill accomplishments like beating hard content (“Finished the High Hall Gauntlet and WOW this shit was so fun to do, despite how chaotic it gets its so fulfilling to beat”) – suggesting ambition and drive. They’re also bluntly combative toward people they see as wrong or harmful, e.g. “Shut up pedo nobody cares” and “LMFAOOO dumb bitch 😭”, showing a willingness to go on the attack rather than seeking compromise. While they can be passionate and loyal to their favorites (like “EXPEDITION 33 SWEEP MY FUCKING BELOVED!”), the overarching tone is calculatedly provocative, competitive, and unapologetically sharp-tongued, which is far more emblematic of Slytherin than the other houses.

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A well‑suited song for them is HOT TO GO! by Chappell Roan, because they’re clearly obsessed with her and pop-girl energy. They literally count down to seeing her live, posting “68 days until chappell roan live!!! Wow!!!”, which fits the hype, maximalist vibe of the track. Their tweets are loud, emotional, and dramatic in a fun way, from gaming rage like “THESE STUPID AS TEAMMATES OMG GET OFF THE CAMERAS DUMB CUNTS” to pure joy like “EXPEDITION 33 SWEEP MY FUCKING BELOVED!”, matching the over-the-top, campy confidence of the song. The mix of thirst, humor, and strong opinions in posts such as “Verso makes it hard to play w one hand” also lines up with the unapologetically horny, playful attitude of Chappell’s persona. Overall, their timeline reads like someone who’d scream-sing HOT TO GO! at a concert and mean every word.

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