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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, mischievous, and constantly clowning on everyone around him. He’s openly dismissive and mocking toward institutions and authority, e.g. calling journalism trash in “odiar jornalista = dever de todo individuo” and ridiculing politicians in “comemorando prejuizo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”. His timeline is full of chaotic laughter and trolling energy, like the long strings of KKKKKKKKK and comments such as “convenção das lerdona” and “reuniao de lerdão nos comentarios”, which is very Bart-like bullying humor. At the same time, he’s not stupid; he often makes sharp, cynical observations about economics and politics, for example critiquing left-wing narratives in “esse tweet prova pq esse pais ainda não é completamente de esquerda” and mocking protecionism in “o curioso caso do pais q só é socialista quanto acerta”. The mix of adolescent bravado, constant joking, and flashes of real insight into how the world works lines up far more with Bart than with more earnest characters like Lisa or more clueless ones like Homer.

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They read as more introverted: most tweets are commentary on news, politics, F1, games and internet drama rather than talking about their own social life, and the humor is observational and detached, e.g. laughing at others in “convenção das lerdona” and “reuniao dos genericos nos comentarios reclamando dos mais genericos ainda”, which fits an inward-focused, analytical style. Their focus is strongly intuitive, constantly jumping to systems, ideologies and macro patterns: they rant about geopolitics and economic blocks in “engraçado q esses BOSTAS n querem uma moeda do mercosul… é só outro chicote” and criticize structural work/capital dynamics in “3 paises com jornada de trabalho absurdas totalmente pautados em poder financeiro, monopólio e dominancia de capital…”, showing preference for abstract analysis over concrete sensory detail. Their tone is clearly Thinking over Feeling: they’re blunt, often harsh, and prioritize logic and competence, as in “todo imbecil acha que não existem pessoas excepcionais” and the critique of grade inflation and prodigy myths in “nego definitivamente não sabe oq é ser prodígio… tem nego q só coça o saco e tira 6 ou 7 só usando lógica”. They look more Perceiving than Judging because they’re reactive, improvisational and somewhat chaotic: they joke about suddenly spending a lot on a PC in “la vai eu gastar 15mil em pc” and losing three months of an OpenAI-based project in “perdei 3 meses de projeto com oq estavamos montando usando open ai… em contra partida vamos economizar uma bolada”, reflecting adaptability rather than structured long‑term planning. Overall, the detached, analytical humor, love of debate and systems-level commentary with low concern for social niceties and a flexible, improvised lifestyle fits INTP better than neighboring types.

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Software, F1 hot takes & overpowered opinions per liter. Once lost 3 months of work to AI—and still thinks Mercado Livre is LATAM’s GOAT.– @Teleusin

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Overproof dark rum is the main engine: loud, fast, and a bit reckless, just like someone who wants a Miata and jokes about a car that does “5km/l mensalmente” in “tudo isso fazendo 5km/l mensalmente”. The espresso shot is pure late‑night grind and sharp focus, echoing the ruthless way he dissects politics and economics in tweets like “o curioso caso do pais q só é socialista quanto acerta”. Fernet (or a bitter amaro) adds that caustic, no‑nonsense edge, matching his habit of calling people “lerdão” and saying things like “odiar jornalista = dever de todo individuo”. Salted caramel syrup brings a sneaky sweetness under the bitterness, nodding to his sense of humor when he loses three months of OpenAI work but still laughs in “perdei 3 meses de projeto... em contra partida vamos economizar uma bolada”. Topping it with dry ginger ale keeps the drink fizzy and chaotic, just like his KEKW/KKKK energy in “OK perdi kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk” and his constant timeline roasting sessions.

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This account shows strong Slytherin traits: ambition, ruthlessness in argument, and a focus on winning and self‑interest. They repeatedly emphasize financial success and advancement, like boasting about income gains after a breakup in “eu ganho 7x mais doq eu ganhava quando namorava, tem algo errado kkkkkk” and talking about spending heavily on a PC in “la vai eu gastar 15mil em pc”, suggesting a drive for status and power. Their tone toward others is often contemptuous and combative, calling people “lerdão” and “imbecil” in tweets like “todo imbecil acha que não existem pessoas excepcionais” and “reuniao de lerdão nos comentarios”, which fits Slytherin’s elitist edge more than Hufflepuff’s kindness. They also show a pragmatic, survivalist worldview, such as in “dito isso, n atravesse sinal vermelhjo ... você ainda está se colocando numa situação em que o macaco poderá te matar”, focused on self‑preservation rather than idealism. Even when discussing politics or economics, they frame things in terms of realpolitik, competence, and power structures, as in “3 paises com jornada de trabalho absurdas totalmente pautados em poder financeiro, monopólio e dominancia de capital”, which aligns with Slytherin’s preoccupation with power and dominance. Overall, the combination of ambition, disdain for mediocrity, and cold pragmatism points far more to Slytherin than to the other houses.

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A song like All Of The Lights fits because it’s intense, fast-paced, and full of chaotic energy, just like their timeline full of caps-lock reactions and constant commentary, from “MERCADO LIVRE É A MELHOR EMPRESA DA AMERICA LATINA PONTO” to repeated walls of “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.” They’re obsessed with performance, money, and status symbols—complaining about fuel consumption and flexing cars in tweets like “tudo isso fazendo 5km/l mensalmente” and joking about spending a fortune on a PC in “la vai eu gastar 15mil em pc”—which mirrors the song’s themes of excess and hustle. The track’s chaotic brightness also matches how they bounce between politics, economics, F1 and culture with a sharp, sometimes harsh tone, as in “a vida é preto e branco fml 50%, ou é ou não é.” and “basicamente esquerdista médio”. Underneath the noise, the song is about trying to hold it together in a messy world, which lines up with them constantly ranting about Brazil, institutions and work, like “comprei um carro novo ontem hoje o dolar dispara é roleplay DEMAIS mas the culpa é minha por ainda morar nesta joça”.

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