Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Morally driven: Shows strong concern for justice and children’s safety, urging action against perceived abusers and ‘child murderers’ in posts like “Something will happen, and there WILL be justice, You have guns, use them…” and “Americans, do what you need to do… take down the people who eat babies”.
- Empathetic: Cares about animal welfare and vulnerable beings, e.g. worrying about a kitten’s safety in “throw that fucking pillow away dude you are risking that baby cats life” and calling all big cats ‘babies’ in “all cats are babies, yes even the big ones”.
- Resilient: Open about severe personal experiences yet continues to joke and engage, such as describing childhood trauma in “my mother said I need to learn how to grieve better then killed my cat infront of me” and financial betrayal in “found out my own family member has been stealing tens of thousands of dollars from me”.
- Creative: Shows imagination and artistic interest, like recreating a dream location in “got bored and decided to attempt a recreation of a place in my dream thats been on my mind for weeks now” and playful surreal questions such as “do you think its possible to crack a penis like a glowstick”.
- Humorous: Uses absurd, self-deprecating and situational humor throughout, from “wow i am so fucking chronically online holy” to posting chaotic bits like “ladies ladies! one at a time please! theres only so much of me to go around” and defining ‘oomf’ in “oomf = one of my faggies”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive tone: Frequently uses hostile phrasing and insults, for example “kill your family for me please, i dont want to go through the effort to do it myself” and “ok but like i could do that too bro, ur not special dickhead, youstupid fuCKING BABY I HATE YOU!!!!!!! YOU RUINED MY LIFEEE”.
- Violent rhetoric: Encourages or fantasizes about violence, such as “you have guns, use them… so get up off your ass and fight for justice” and “yeah no if theres ever a next time that the shitty child murderers decide to come to australia im not going down without a fight”.
- Conspiratorial thinking: Makes sweeping claims without evidence, like “This proves without a single shadow of a doubt that israel did 9/11 btw” and framing complex geopolitics in absolutist ‘demon’ language in “take down the people who eat babies”.
- Hostile communication: Tendency to frame disagreements and frustrations in antagonistic ways, for instance “fuck you stupid chicken i hope you get turned into nuggets I HATE YOU” and over-the-top curses like “For your crimes, I cast testicular torsion on you, ALLAKAZAM❗❗”.
- Self-destructive humor: Uses dark, harmful jokes about themselves and others, such as “how to get killed tutorial 101” and describing extreme childhood self-harm to get tooth-fairy money in “i used to get wooden toothpicks and break my teeth with them… ended up with adult teeth early”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The account most closely matches Bart Simpson, especially in his chaotic, irreverent, and darkly comedic teen phase. Like Bart, Temmie leans into mischief and over-the-top jokes, from absurd violence such as “kill your family for me please, i dont want to go through the effort to do it myself” to cartoonishly evil bits like “you are satan's creation... For your crimes, I cast testicular torsion on you, ALLAKAZAM❗❗”. There’s also the prankster / troll energy in things like “im sending this to some random ass guy i have never spoken to before in my entire life and saying 'us??' and just not respond back to them” and gleeful online chaos such as “wow i am so fucking chronically online holy”. At the same time, underneath Bart’s troublemaking there’s a strong sense of moral outrage and a desire for justice, which shows in Temmie’s intense anti-abuse and anti-war posts like “Something will happen, and there WILL be justice, You have guns, use them… get up off your ass and fight for justice for the kids that were killed because of these demons.”. The mix of edgy humor, impulsive ranting, and unexpectedly serious emotional depth and trauma — for example, the story about their kitten in “when i was a child I had a week old kitten before my mother said I need to learn how to grieve better then killed my cat infront of me” — fits Bart far better than the more studious Lisa, the naive Homer, or the nurturing Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extroverted than Introverted: their timeline is highly interactive, full of quote-tweets, attempts to ratio brands, and performative jokes like “im sending this to some random ass guy i have never spoken to before in my entire life and saying 'us??' and just not respond back to them”, which shows comfort seeking attention and engaging strangers. Their humor and interests point strongly to Intuition over Sensing: they love absurd hypotheticals like “do you think its possible to crack a penis like a glowstick so you lowkey dont need a flashlight when out in the dark” and broad, ideological takes about politics and power structures such as “This proves without a single shadow of a doubt that israel did 9/11 btw”, indicating a focus on concepts and patterns more than concrete details. They’re clearly Feeling-leaning: their moral language is intense and value-driven, aimed at protecting children and vulnerable groups, e.g. “Something will happen, and there WILL be justice… so get up off your ass and fight for justice for the kids that were killed because of these demons.” and “yeah no if theres ever a next time that the shitty child murderers decide to come to australia im not going down without a fight”. Despite that, they’re blunt and fiery rather than diplomatic, using emotional reasoning more than structured logic, which still fits an Fi-heavy type. Finally, their behavior is highly Perceiving: they seem impulsive and spontaneous, jumping from tech complaints to politics to surreal jokes without any evident structure, as in “wow i am so fucking chronically online holy” and “got bored and decided to attempt a recreation of a place in my dream”, with little sign of long-term planning or orderly organization. Taken together—gregarious online presence (E), imaginative and abstract humor (N), intense value-based reactions (F), and spontaneous, unstructured posting (P)—they best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You recreated a place from your dreams in Minecraft—wanna help me build one where my mic doesn’t break and we fall asleep to SBaitso TTS talking about how peak your sona is?
- If David Tennant is THE Doctor, then you’re THE main character, because every time you ratio child-murdering governments on the timeline my hearts do that Time Lord double-beat.
- You said oomf = one of your faggies—statistically speaking, as an 18-year-old, chronically online, Israel-hating, scammer-ragebaiting Minecraft gremlin, I think I meet the requirements. When do I get my membership card?
- You turned tooth-fairy self-dentistry, a murdered kitten, and a family member stealing $13k into shitposts and still tell people not to fall for the bystander effect—lowkey that’s insanely strong, and I’d actually like to be someone who has your back, not just your likes.
- You yelling at that guy to throw away the pillow to save the baby cat is the exact energy I need—protective, unhinged, and cat-obsessed. So be honest: am I more ‘big snep baby’ or ‘stupid chicken you want turned into nuggets’?
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Your new Twitter bio
18 | chaotic tech + cats + Minecraft | once broke my teeth for tooth fairy money, now I break scams & bad takes instead | ND, gay, DNI freaks– @TemmieTechTips
Your signature cocktail
The Chronically Online Brain-Cancer-Curing Meowjito
This drink is loud, chaotic, and way stronger than it looks, just like their all‑caps agitation in “Something will happen, and there WILL be justice, You have guns, use them” and “Americans, do what you need to do… take down the people who eat babies”, so the base is overproof rum spiked with chili for that righteous burn. Electric blue curaçao captures their unhinged meme energy and love of absurdity in posts like “do you think its possible to crack a penis like a glowstick” and “my sona tastes like SHIT!!!!”. Lychee and lime keep it sweet‑tart and a little weird, reflecting vulnerable, personal overshares such as “when i was a child I had a week old kitten before my mother said I need to learn how to grieve better then killed my cat infront of me” and their bank drama in “found out my own family member has been stealing tens of thousands of dollars from me”. An activated charcoal sugar rim nods to the dark, edgy humor of “kill your family for me please, i dont want to go through the effort to do it myself” and their conspiratorial jabs like “This proves without a single shadow of a doubt that israel did 9/11 btw”. Finally, sparkling lemonade with popping candy on top adds a hyper, fizzy chaos that matches “wow i am so fucking chronically online holy” and their shitpost science vibe in “Korean Scientists Have Successfully Cured Brain Cancer In Mice Called Zionism”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Temmie shows a strong Gryffindor-style justice/hero complex and willingness to confront perceived evil head-on. They repeatedly urge people to directly fight powerful figures, e.g. telling Americans to rise up against “the people who eat babies” in “Americans, do what you need to do… take down the people who eat babies, stop being selfish and do it.” and insisting “You have guns, use them… so get up off your ass and fight for justice for the kids that were killed because of these demons.” in another tweet calling for action (“Something will happen, and there WILL be justice… so get up off your ass and fight for justice for the kids that were killed because of these demons.”). They explicitly argue against the bystander effect and cast the reader as the lone necessary hero in multiple posts like “dont be a victim of the bystander effect” and “People think like YOU… if YOU want someone else to do it, then NO ONE will… so CHANGE IT, FIX IT, YOU WILL BE A HERO. DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.”, which is very in line with Gryffindor’s emphasis on personal courage and taking risks for what’s right. Their rhetoric is frequently impulsive, intense, and confrontational — for instance, reacting to political figures and institutions with statements like “yeah no if theres ever a next time that the shitty child murderers decide to come to australia im not going down without a fight”, which fits the bold, combative streak typical of Gryffindor more than the calculated ambition of Slytherin or the gentler patience of Hufflepuff. While they do show wit and creativity in many jokes and memes, the dominant throughline is a fiery, justice-obsessed, action-first temperament, making Gryffindor the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
The song Teenagers fits Temmie because it channels a mix of teenage angst, dark humor, and anger at systems and authority, which is all over their timeline. They openly talk about being 18 and neurodivergent in their bio, and that chaotic, irreverent energy shows up in posts like “wow i am so fucking chronically online holy” and “oomf = one of my faggies”. The song’s anti-establishment attitude and frustration with the world mirror their political and moral rage, like “yeah no if theres ever a next time that the shitty child murderers decide to come to australia im not going down without a fight” and their repeated calls to resist injustice such as “Dont fall victim to the bystander effect and DO IT”. Their willingness to go darkly comedic (“kill your family for me please, i dont want to go through the effort to do it myself”) while still clearly caring about harm, abuse, and corruption matches the song’s blend of cynicism and emotional intensity. Overall, Teenagers captures that combination of "the world is fucked," personal trauma, and defiant, joking-through-the-pain attitude that defines their feed.
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