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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, artsy, politically/opinionated, but also terminally online and funny. Their bio and music/film taste (Dune, Ichiko Aoba, Kore‑eda, Sufjan, Chico, art account) point to a very Lisa-like sensitivity and artistic nerdiness, reinforced by tweets like “My review of Stalker on @letterboxd:” and “sem nota preciso pensar melhor sobre quero assistir mirror sinto que vou curtir mais” showing overthinking and cinephile tendencies. They have strong emotional reactions to fiction, like the extended mourning for Choso — “to transitando entre todas as fases do luto EU QUERO O CHOSO DE VOLTA” and “ele se foi tao jovem ele so tinha 150 anos cara” — which mirrors Lisa’s deep attachment to stories and causes. At the same time, they’re socially aware and a bit morally indignant, e.g. “quando vc pega uber com gente que nao cumprimenta o motorista… vc precisa ficar igual bobo da corte tentando compensar a falta de educaçao” and “mas eh OBVIO que o BOSTA do estadao ia falar algo assim pqp”, similar to Lisa’s frustration with rude or unjust behavior. Even their self-critique — “acho muito bonito e eh um aspecto que to tentando trabalhar quero deixar de ser nonchalant pq eh horrivel ridiculo feio” — feels like Lisa trying to grow out of her own emotional defenses while still being a dramatic, hyper-online version of herself.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most tweets are about their inner world, media they consume, and emotional reactions rather than actively seeking social spotlight, like getting deeply affected by fictional characters and saying they’re “going off” after a manga event, e.g. dramatic posts about Choso’s death such as “MEU DEUS FODASE MANO O CHOSO MORREU” and “nao to acreditando mano pqp vou ficar off por algum tempo se eu nao voltar ja sabem 👍👍”. Their interests and language are strongly Intuitive: they connect disparate media and vibes, referencing directors, bands, anime and making metaphorical associations like seeing a random profile and thinking of Dungeon Meshi for its illustrations in “toda vez que vejo tweet desse perfil na tl penso em dungeon meshi por causa das ilustraçoes eu queria que ele cozinhasse algum monstro”. They prioritize Feeling over Thinking, reacting with intense emotion and value judgments instead of detached logic—calling Gege out with “fodase essa bosta de manga nao quero mais saber dessa merda. gege vc vai pagar com sangue.” and expressing empathy for teachers in “professor sendo homenageado sempre me pega MUITO apesar dos pesares eh uma das profissoes mais lindas que tem”. Their style is flexible and spontaneous, fitting Perceiving: they joke about skipping class (“fui dois dias seguidos na faculdade ou seja amanha posso faltar”), react in the moment to media drops and news, and don’t project a highly structured, planned life. Overall, the combination of rich inner emotional life, idealistic attachment to fictional characters and music, intuitive connections across art forms, and a laid‑back, go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle best fits INFP.

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Film student at war with gege akutami, survives Rio heat with k‑pop, Ichiko Aoba & Dungeon Meshi. Once lost 20 followers over a single anime death.– @templurum

Your signature cocktail
Soju infused with green tea represents their soft, slightly melancholic music taste (Ichiko Aoba, Sufjan, wave to earth) and their late-night anime/film vibes, like going “indo assistir ep novo de dungeon meshi”. Cachaça with passion fruit pulp brings in Brazilian warmth and chaotic stan energy, echoing “NAYEON SOLO COMEBACK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” and “supernova vai ser banger agora quero mt o preview de armageddon”. Cold brew coffee is their wired timeline presence and overinvested fandom grief, the staying-up-scrolling energy behind “eu legit tomei uns 20 unfollows por causa da quantidade massiva de tweet KKKKKKKKKKKKK vcs quando Real Esquisitos chegam na area”. Lime juice adds brightness and humor, the self-deprecating Rio chaos of “fomos parados na blitz e nois nao estavamos com cinto no banco de tras tomamo fumo de policial 😭😭😭😭😭” and “consegui sentar no lado com sombra no onibus de meio dia hj eh dia de vitoria”. The dash of saline is for the literal tears and dramatic threats post-manga chapter, like “ITS CHOSOVER #jjk259” and the unhinged spiral of “TIVERAM A CORAGEM DE TIRAR O CHOSO DE MIM GRAÇAS A DEUS AQUI NA MINHA CIDADE PASSA TREM BEM NO MEIO JA TO COM OS PES NOS TRILHOS”, making the drink emotionally strong but still strangely refreshing.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows strong Hufflepuff traits of kindness, loyalty, and a soft spot for everyday decency more than anything else. They’re very sensitive to basic respect and politeness, like when they complain about rude passengers and overcompensate to be kind to the driver: “quando vc pega uber com gente que nao cumprimenta o motorista e ainda bate a porta ai vc precisa ficar igual bobo da corte tentando compensar a falta de educaçao”. They clearly value and admire care-based professions, saying teacher tributes always move them deeply: “professor sendo homenageado sempre me pega MUITO apesar dos pesares eh uma das profissoes mais lindas que tem”. Their relationship with their younger sister also shows a nurturing, protective streak: “a sorte da minha irma caçula eh que apesar dela ser gen alpha cria do tiktok ela tem a mim que sou palhaço de circo ai ela consegue ser um pouco criança tb”. Even their joking self-critique about wanting to stop being nonchalant highlights how much they value emotional sincerity and warmth: “acho muito bonito e eh um aspecto que to tentando trabalhar quero deixar de ser nonchalant pq eh horrivel ridiculo feio”. Altogether, their empathy, focus on everyday kindness, and care for others point much more strongly to Hufflepuff than to the more individualistic traits of the other houses.

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A song by The Smiths fits them perfectly, especially There Is a Light That Never Goes Out, because their taste leans heavily into bittersweet, dramatic, and slightly morbid romanticism. They list The Smiths as 10% of their musical taste in “o quão semelhante é nosso gosto musical?” alongside Sufjan Stevens, Ichiko Aoba, and Chico Buarque, which all share an introspective, emotional tone. The hyperbolic way they talk about fictional loss, like their meltdown over Choso’s death in “TIVERAM A CORAGEM DE TIRAR O CHOSO DE MIM GRAÇAS A DEUS AQUI NA MINHA CIDADE PASSA TREM BEM NO MEIO JA TO COM OS PES NOS TRILHOS”, mirrors the song’s theatrical fatalism. At the same time, they’re very aware and self-mocking about their own drama, as in “im 15 and this is deep” and “eu quero perder a idgaf war eh meu maior sonho”, which matches the tongue‑in‑cheek intensity of the track. The blend of yearning, melodrama, and dark humor in their tweets makes this song feel like it could be playing in the background of their timeline.

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