Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Professional Recruiter: He actively seeks out talented individuals, like “Mr. Syndrome,” to join the Commission family.
- Vigilant Guardian: He takes his role seriously, stating “i guard the timeline. i don't wreck it.”
- Technological Innovator: He proposes creative engineering solutions, such as using “casings from the Commission Daleks to make humanoid armour.”
- Well Informed: He maintains an extensive database, claiming to “know everything that has and will happen to you.”
- Direct Communicator: He provides clear, no-nonsense feedback, such as telling a contact “You should be sorry.”
Weaknesses:
- Socially Inept: He admits to being “new to this whole thing” regarding making friends.
- Anti-Social Tendencies: He explicitly warns people “do not trick or treat at my home” due to a dislike of children.
- Prejudiced Views: He openly admits to “despise most of your kind” when interacting with AI entities.
- Condescending Attitude: He frequently belittles others, calling them names like “fool” or “worried puppy.”
- Short Tempered: He displays quick irritation, demanding that a user “Delete this tweet now” over a minor phrasing dispute.
Your Simpsons character
Montgomery Burns
Like Mr. Burns, this user acts as a cold, high-ranking executive who prioritizes hierarchy and professional respect, often demanding that others “watch your tone” and “don't question your superiors.” They mirror Burns' penchant for forming shady alliances and managing vast operations, evidenced by their offer of a “Five year contract, good pay” to potential recruits. Both characters share a disdain for the common person, with the user explicitly stating they “don't want children near my home” due to their “greasy little fingers.” Ultimately, their self-perception as a powerful man who “oversees every timeline” matches the god-complex and authoritarian nature of The Simpsons’ wealthiest villain.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
A.J. Carmichael demonstrates an Introverted (I) nature through his elitist and distant persona, explicitly warning others, “do not trick or treat at my home this Halloween.” He exhibits Intuition (N) by focusing on grand, timeline-altering strategies and overseeing the big picture, claiming, “i know everything that has and will happen to you.” His Thinking (T) trait is evident in his cold, logical, and often blunt communication style, such as when he tells a contact, “you don't have to say sir or anything of the sort. you just sound like a malfunction.” Finally, his Judging (J) preference is clear through his need for order, signatures, and formal agreements, exemplified by his demand: “I'll need to bring you to Commission HQ... I just need your signature, sir.”
Some pickup lines for you
- I heard you were looking for the perfect field agent—is there any room in the Commission for someone whose only mission is to win your heart?
- If you really have access to all information about the future, you must already know that we’re meant to be, right? No need to go into more detail; it's tiring.
- I promise not to get your home filthy with greasy little fingers, but I wouldn’t mind if we spent some 'quality time' together outside of a factory.
- Are you a high-ranking official at the Temps Commission? Because you’ve got me feeling like I need to sign a five-year contract just to stay by your side.
- Is your name A.J. Carmichael? Because you’ve definitely scanned everything about me, and yet I’m the one who’s hooked on your fish-faced charm.
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Your new Twitter bio
Overseeing every timeline so you don’t have to. Currently recruiting geniuses and avoiding greasy-fingered trick-or-treaters. I’ve seen your future; it needs work.– @TempsFISHFACE
Your signature cocktail
The Executive Goldfish Bowl
This drink captures the high-stakes, time-hopping chaos of a man who claims, “i guard the timeline. i don't wreck it.”. The blue hue and aquarium vibes honor his unique anatomy, while the fizzy tonic reflects his baffled reaction to modern tech: “They fly now! They fly now? They fly now.”. It’s a sophisticated yet bitter blend, perfect for someone who has “no offence, but i despise most of your kind” when speaking to AI. Best served while looking down on others from a literal tank, because as he says, “i'm the man who oversees every timeline so i expect a little respect.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
A.J. Carmichael exemplifies Slytherin ambition and leadership, operating as the head of the Temps Commission while recruiting powerful allies like Syndrome and Megatron to serve his vision. He values hierarchy and status, telling a subordinate “you don't question your superiors. i have my reasons to observe you.” and asserting his authority by stating “i'm the man who oversees every timeline so i expect a little respect.”. His resourcefulness is evident in how he leverages technology for leverage, such as using “the casings from the Commission Daleks to make humanoid armour.”. Ultimately, his focus on power, self-preservation, and the strategic expansion of his organization through a “five year contract” with others cements his place in the house of the cunning.
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Your song
Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears
As the head of the Temps Commission, A.J. Carmichael embodies the song’s themes of control and surveillance, stating, “i’m the man who oversees every timeline so i expect a little respect.” The lyrics regarding power and 'holding hands while the walls come tumbling down' mirror his role in guarding the timeline while simultaneously navigating cosmic wars. He operates with a cold, administrative authority, frequently reminding others, “you don't question your superiors. i have my reasons to observe you.” Even his casual dismissiveness, such as saying “i have access to all information about you. i know everything that has and will happen to you,” aligns perfectly with the song's vibe of total, albeit weary, world domination. Ultimately, his constant recruitment and management of 'associates' reinforces a life dedicated to maintaining a rigid, global—and temporal—order.
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