Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal fan: Shows consistent support for Internacional, defending players and técnico even in crisis, like backing Aleba and Doly in “esses não são colorados de verdade agora, que estamos fragilizados, é hora de apoiar Aleba e Doly”.
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, such as joking about the brother shoe’s 'death' in “MEU IRMÃO TÊNIS DIREITO DO PAULO MORREU INFARTADO POR CAUSA DO COLORADO!!!!!!!!!” and the mini guaraná story in “só tomava mini guaraná e derrubava tudo na mesa do hotel kkkk”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares frustration, hope, and excitement, like the optimism in “tô sentindo um arzinho de sudamericana y taça” and anger in “o que fizeram com meu colorado? que ficasse parado o jogo.”.
- Observant: Notices details about players, tactics, and club management, evident in comments on Enner and (P) sales in “eu avisei que não era para negociar o enner e o (P)” and analysis of Borré’s missed chances in “os golos perdidos do borrete”.
- Playful creativity: Builds a whole persona as Paulo’s shoe, like in the bio and tweets such as “esta é a meia que o paulo usa dentro de mim” and outfit jokes like “em seu país natal o paulo utiliza estas roupas.”.
Weaknesses:
- Vulgar language: Frequently uses explicit or crude terms, for example “muita buceta e maconha” and “puteiro”.
- Hostile tone: Uses aggressive wording toward rivals and others, such as calling opponents “gazelas azuis” in “no final do ano quando as gazelas azuis forem rebaixadas” and “cisplatinos infiltrados” in “criminosos malditos são cisplatinos infiltrados”.
- Overly reactive: Reacts strongly to short‑term results, like blaming management for a single heavy loss in “agora tomamos sapatada para um tetra rebaixado” and dramatic frustration in “o que fizeram com meu colorado?”.
- Dark humor: Flirts with edgy or problematic references, such as praising “meu mano bin” in “o osama mas não tinha então vai essa mesmo e fodase meu mano bin nunca errou”, which can be offensive or misinterpreted.
- Personal pessimism: Expresses negative outlook on personal life, like in “lula prometeu namorada mas eu só tive decepção em 2023, 2024 e 2025.”, suggesting discouragement beyond football.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This account fits Homer Simpson: loud, emotional, sports-obsessed, and constantly swinging between hope and despair. Like Homer with the Isotopes, he lives and dies by his team, raging at management and players in tweets like “eu avisei que não era para negociar o enner e o (P), mas @BarcellosSCI não me escuta... quem avisa, amigo é, agora tomamos sapatada para um tetra rebaixado.” and “o que fizeram com meu colorado? que ficasse parado o jogo.”. There’s dramatic exaggeration and dark humor, very Homer-like, in “OBRIGADO BARCELLOS E INTER, MEU IRMÃO TÊNIS DIREITO DO PAULO MORREU INFARTADO POR CAUSA DO COLORADO!!!!!!!!!”. He mixes crude jokes and impulsive takes, as in “muita buceta e maconha”, with sudden bursts of optimism like “posso falar? tô sentindo uma evolução vindo, abel me trás segurança e digo mais: tô sentindo um arzinho de sudamericana y taça.”. The persona is chaotic, passionate, and often self-deprecating, which aligns much more with Homer’s messy, heartfelt fandom than with the more controlled personalities of characters like Marge, Lisa, or even Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
They show strong Extraverted tendencies, constantly engaging others, tagging people, and inserting themselves into football drama and banter, e.g. calling out the club president in “eu avisei que não era para negociar o enner e o (P), mas @BarcellosSCI não me escuta...” and rallying fans in “HORA DE LOTAR O BRIO”. Their style is very Sensing, focused on concrete events, matches, shirts, and physical details like “esta é a meia que o paulo usa dentro de mim” and specific game outcomes in “novamente deixamos os tão sonhados três pintos escaparem por conta de uma bola vadia e os golos perdidos do borrete”. They lean clearly Thinking: blunt, sometimes harsh evaluations, prioritizing what “makes sense” in football over people’s feelings, as in “era óbvio, futebol pune.” and the angry outburst “OBRIGADO BARCELLOS E INTER, MEU IRMÃO TÊNIS DIREITO DO PAULO MORREU INFARTADO POR CAUSA DO COLORADO!!!!!!!!!”. Their spontaneity, memes, and live-reacting to situations suggest Perceiving over Judging, with a go-with-the-flow, improvisational tone, e.g. “SEXTOUUUUU VAMOO CARALHOOOO #tenisdopaulo #india” and the off-the-cuff joke “só quando o paulo me usa”. Overall, the mix of high-energy social banter, focus on immediate experiences, tough-minded humor, and flexible, reactive posting fits ESTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re really Paulo’s shoe, cuidado: I might steal you for a walk to Beira-Rio so we can watch our Colorado finally win one without a ‘bola vadia’ ruining your mood.
- You said Abel gives you ‘segurança’ and a little ‘arzinho de Sudamericana y taça’ — let me be your 2026 version of Abel: lower your z4 anxiety and take you on a title run date.
- Lula promised you a namorada and only delivered disappointment in 2023, 2024 and 2025… consider me the 2026 government program: Bolsa Beijo, exclusively for tênis do Paulo.
- You mourned your ‘irmão tênis direito do Paulo’ depois daquela sapatada… I volunteer to be your new partner on the other foot and make sure the only heart attacks you get are from my selfies, not from the Colorado.
- You’re a Godzilla fan, farm aura, main Mavuika, and still finds time to hate the ‘gazelas azuis’ and celebrate Day of the Saci instead of trophies — that’s elite lore. Can I be the Enner Valencia of your life and finally convert all the chances you’ve been creating?
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Your new Twitter bio
Paulo’s left shoe reporting live from Beira-Rio. Match analysis, travel tales (watch the mini Guaraná), and eternal belief in the Colorado.– @tenisdopaulo
Your signature cocktail
Colorado Sudaca Aura Smash
The cachaça infused with chimarrão yerba mate channels the hardcore South American, Inter-obsessed fan who tweets things like “HORA DE LOTAR O BRIO” and “seremos”, giving the drink a gritty, stadium-terrace backbone. Campari adds a bitter, suffering-fan note for lines such as “o que fizeram com meu colorado? que ficasse parado o jogo.” and “dói demais ver o time do cheirinho na final da libertadores… e o colorado… flertando com a zona da degola.”. A guaraná reduction syrup nods to the chaotic, sugary energy of “o Paulo na viagem só tomava mini guaraná e derrubava tudo na mesa do hotel kkkk” and the overall hyperposting vibe. The smoked salt rim represents the eternal saltness and gallows humor of “era óbvio, futebol pune.” and “lula prometeu namorada mas eu só tive decepção em 2023, 2024 e 2025.”. Finally, lime juice cuts through with sharp acidity, matching the unpredictable, meme-heavy swings between confidence and despair like “não existe zika, somos favoritos.” and the all-caps meltdown “OBRIGADO BARCELLOS E INTER, MEU IRMÃO TÊNIS DIREITO DO PAULO MORREU INFARTADO POR CAUSA DO COLORADO!!!!!!!!!”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account’s tone is combative, emotional, and driven by a strong sense of defending their side, which aligns closely with Gryffindor traits. They frame themselves as a kind of dramatic hero, even joking about tragedy and martyrdom around their club, as in “OBRIGADO BARCELLOS E INTER, MEU IRMÃO TÊNIS DIREITO DO PAULO MORREU INFARTADO POR CAUSA DO COLORADO!!!!!!!!!”. They repeatedly ‘stand up’ for their team and its figures even when they admit the moment is bad, like in “esses não são colorados de verdade agora, que estamos fragilizados, é hora de apoiar Aleba e Doly, certeza que esses criminosos malditos são cisplatinos infiltrados.” — that us-vs-them, rally-the-troops mentality is very Gryffindor. There’s also a reckless, impulsive bravado in tweets such as “não existe zika, somos favoritos.” and the all‑caps enthusiasm of “SEXTOUUUUU VAMOO CARALHOOOO #tenisdopaulo #india”. While there is loyalty (which could suggest Hufflepuff), the dominant flavor is hot‑blooded passion, confrontation, and a need to be the loud, dramatic supporter in the arena, which fits Gryffindor best.
Your movie
Your song
Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes
The best fit is "Seven Nation Army", an aggressive, stadium-chant anthem that mirrors their identity as a passionate Internacional (Colorado) fan constantly at war with rivals. Their timeline is full of competitive, combative football energy, like when they complain about conceding on a set piece: "novamente deixamos os tão sonhados três pintos escaparem por conta de uma bola vadia e os golos perdidos do borrete" and demand wins such as "se não ganhar do energético pelo amor de Deus, né?". The song’s relentless riff and ‘never back down’ tone fit with tweets where they hype remontadas and survival, for example "LA REMONTADA." and "é um empate que me conforta, estamos quase garantidos na serie a 2026.". The constant banter with rivals and sense of siege, as when they mock the “gazelas azuis” and talk about relegation battles, reflects the song’s theme of facing down an army of enemies. Their loud, irreverent style and obsession with stadium atmosphere make a chantable rock anthem like Seven Nation Army a natural soundtrack for "tênis do paulo."
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