Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently posts loving messages about his girlfriend, like “Sou perdidamente apaixonada pela minha namorada, sabiam? Falei, to leve” and celebrates milestones with drawings and gifts.
- Devoted parent: Often centers his son in his life, from “hoje foi a primeira neve do meu filho, não falem comigo pq to sensível com o meu pacotinho de alegria” to planning breakfasts and aquário trips together.
- Passionate professional: Shows consistent pride and creativity in confectionery work, e.g. renaming a weak-selling cake as “bolo de piña colada” and sharing many themed desserts and marketing ideas.
- Emotionally expressive: Comfortably shares feelings about love and being loved, such as “É incrível como estar com a pessoa certa faz a gente viver coisas que nunca viveu antes com ninguém”.
- Values authenticity: Emphasizes honest, direct connections, e.g. praising friends who ‘mandam a real’ in “pq eles sempre vão me mandar a real e vice versa” and criticizing fake or cowardly behavior.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses strong profanity when angry, e.g. “Neurotipicos são uns fodidos mesmo né, vai tomar no cu”, which can alienate people outside his circle.
- Public conflict: Vents frustrations about others on the timeline, from “Tem gente que realmente enrola o rabo e senta em cima né, como pode” to calling out messages that give him ‘preguiça’ in this tweet.
- Neurotypical resentment: Expresses broad hostility toward neurotypicals in “Neurotipicos são uns fodidos mesmo né”, risking overgeneralization and mutual distance.
- Impulsive posting: Some tweets read like immediate reactions (e.g. mocking Avatar fans in “tenho pra mim que fã de avatar não tem um único neurônio pensante”), which can come off as needlessly antagonistic.
- Limited boundaries: Shares very personal emotional highs and lows publicly, from relationship declarations to complaints about social spaces, like “É foda ter que se retirar dos espaços porque neurotipico adora estereotipar neurodivergencia”, which may invite unwanted scrutiny or drama.
Your Simpsons character
Marge Simpson
Marge fits best because she’s the emotional center of her family, just like this user is clearly the nurturing core of their household, from proudly sharing moments like “Bom dia meus parcero! Hoje comecei o dia bem animada e montei um cardápio pras refeições da minha namorada e do meu filho” to celebrating their kid’s milestones such as “Hoje foi a primeira neve do meu filho, não falem comigo pq to sensível com o meu pacotinho de alegria”. Marge is also defined by deep, steadfast love for her partner, which resonates with tweets like “ser amada por ela é a melhor coisa que já me aconteceu. O amor mais lindo que eu já vivi, e vou viver até o fim das nossas vidas!” and “Sou perdidamente apaixonada pela minha namorada, sabiam?”. The user’s role as a caretaker and homey provider — constantly cooking for loved ones, like “Bom dia meus parcero, hoje comecei o dia fazendo uma tortinha de banana e caramelo pro meu amor!” — mirrors Marge’s mix of domestic competence and genuine joy in looking after others. At the same time, Marge has a quiet but firm moral backbone and can get righteously angry about disrespect or injustice, similar to the user’s strong reactions in tweets like “Neurotipicos são uns fodidos mesmo né, vai tomar no cu. Qualquer coisinha eles falam 'ai foi tdah', 'ai foi tea', 'ai foi toc'”. Overall, the blend of caregiver energy, romantic devotion, and protective fierceness lines up much more with Marge than with the more chaotic or self-centered Simpson characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show strong Extraversion: they constantly address followers as “meus parcero” and enjoy sharing their life in detail, like making a breakfast menu for their partner and son “Bom dia meus parcero! Hoje comecei o dia bem animada e montei um cardápio pras refeições da minha namorada e do meu filho”, and wanting to create social spaces such as a movie squad “Queria fazer um squad de filmes onde cada mês o grupo vê um filme e a gente comenta sobre ele”. They lean clearly Intuitive: they often focus on meanings and symbolism rather than pure facts, like reflecting on how being with the right person changes one’s whole experience of love “É incrível como estar com a pessoa certa faz a gente viver coisas que nunca viveu antes com ninguém”, and quoting lyrics and literary lines to express feelings “E quando o Nando Reis disse 'Pra você guardei o amor...' maior pedrada”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling-oriented: relationships and values dominate their timeline, from intense declarations of love “Sou perdidamente apaixonada pela minha namorada, sabiam?” to strong emotional reactions to disrespect toward neurodivergent people “Neurotipicos são uns fodidos mesmo né, vai tomar no cu. Qualquer coisinha eles falam 'ai foi tdah', 'ai foi tea', 'ai foi toc' falta de respeito do caralho”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: although they can plan (e.g., building menus and holiday products), there is a spontaneous, improvisational quality in their life and marketing choices, such as reinventing a recipe and name on the fly “o bolo de abacaxi com côco era o menos popular… reinvetamos a receita adicionando rum na calda de caramelo e mudamos o nome para 'bolo de piña colada'” and jokingly proposing casual, playful dates “Ideia de date: tu vem na minha casa e eu te mostro minha cobra”. The mix of sociable warmth, emotional intensity, romantic idealism, and creative spontaneity aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if I order that ‘bolo de piña colada’ from your confectionery, does it come with a side of you explaining Kingdom Hearts lore to me for an hour too, or is that only for very special customers?
- You shaved your head because your son is in the hair‑pulling phase, you cook breakfast for ‘mozão’ and ‘filhão’, and still bake half the internet’s Christmas cakes… I’m just saying, if love is a revolution like the quote in your bio, you’re already leading the sweetest coup d’état I’ve ever seen.
- You said being loved by your woman is the best thing that’s ever happened to you, but I’m low‑key convinced anyone who wakes up to your ‘bom dia meus parcero’ and a maracujá + Kinder Bueno cake might actually be living the peak human experience.
- You complain that neurotypicals stereotype neurodivergence while you’re over there being a 1,85m tall, red‑haired, dinosaur‑loving, cottagecore‑fantasy pâtissier dad; statistically speaking, I think you just invented a new, superior character class.
- If you can reinvent an unpopular pineapple‑coconut cake into a hit ‘piña colada’ masterpiece, imagine what you could do with a slightly anxious, film‑club‑loving flirt who just wants to match Telegram aesthetics with you and your mini zoo.
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Japanese pâtissier & chocolate addict. Runs on red hair, rum cakes and movie quotes. Mom to Tsuki, engaged via Darry Ring, sharing sweets & chaos.– @tensatori_
Your signature cocktail
Piña Co-Lover da Ruiva
This cocktail riffs on their marketing genius of turning a modest cake into a hit, inspired by the reinvention of the abacaxi com coco as a rum-laced piña colada cake in “o bolo de abacaxi com côco era o menos popular… adicionando rum na calda de caramelo e mudamos o nome para 'bolo de piña colada'”. Dark rum infused with toasted coconut channels their slightly chaotic, high-energy humor and beachy Maldivas vibes from “Bom dia diretamente das Maldivas, onde estamos eu, minha gatinha e o filhão curtindo pé na areia, água de coco e cervejnha”. The pineapple and yuzu cordial nods to their Japanese roots and bright, optimistic tone in lines like “🇯🇵 𝙅𝘼𝙋𝘼𝙉𝙀𝙎𝙀 —〝「人間は恋と革命のために生まれてきたのだ」〝” and the constant cheery “Bom dia meus parcero”. A strawberry-rose syrup represents the overwhelming romance and softness in tweets like “ser amada por ela é a melhor coisa que já me aconteceu” and “Sou perdidamente apaixonada pela minha namorada, sabiam?”. The whipped cream foam with white chocolate shavings is a direct homage to their life as a confectioner, always showing off bolos, tortas and macarons such as in “Tenho postado pouco por aqui… trago pra vocês esses lindos macarons”. Finally, a dash of saline solution adds balance and salinity, echoing their sharp, no-nonsense side when calling out disrespect and prejudice in “Neurotipicos são uns fodidos mesmo né, vai tomar no cu”, proving that underneath all the sweetness, there’s backbone and bite.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining traits are loyalty, devotion, and care for loved ones, which are quintessentially Hufflepuff. They constantly center their partner and family, writing things like “ser amada por ela é a melhor coisa que já me aconteceu. O amor mais lindo que eu já vivi, e vou viver até o fim das nossas vidas!” and “Ela é o amor da minha vida, meus parcero”, and repeatedly celebrate how loved their girlfriend feels: “Cada vez que minha namorada diz que nunca tinha se sentido tão amada e acolhida eu me sinto exatamente assim”. They are also a classic hard‑working artisan, proud of their craft and consistency, as seen in numerous pastry posts like “Bom dia meus parcero, hoje venho contar pra vocês uma jogada de marekintg... reinvetamos a receita... e mudamos o nome para 'bolo de piña colada'” and “Voltando ao ritmo normal de entregas na confeitaria depois da loucura de Natal”. Their kindness is practical and service‑oriented: they cook for their partner and son with joy, e.g. “Bom dia meus parcero! Hoje comecei o dia bem animada e montei um cardápio pras refeições da minha namorada e do meu filho” and “comecei o dia fazendo uma tortinha de banana e caramelo pro meu amor! Adoro cozinhar pra ela porque ela sempre come com a boca boa”. Although they show some Gryffindor‑like bluntness when defending neurodivergent people, such as “Neurotipicos são uns fodidos mesmo né, vai tomar no cu… falta de respeito do caralho”, this righteous anger is in service of fairness and protection, not glory or drama. The overall picture is of someone grounded, affectionate, hardworking, and fiercely loyal to their loved ones and community — a textbook Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Love Story - Taylor Swift
A well‑known song that fits Satori best is Love Story by Taylor Swift, because their entire timeline reads like a very dramatic, romantic narrative centered on a partner they adore and a little family they’re building. They constantly frame their relationship as something transformative and once‑in‑a‑lifetime, saying things like “ser amada por ela é a melhor coisa que já me aconteceu. O amor mais lindo que eu já vivi, e vou viver até o fim das nossas vidas!” and “Uma sensação muito gostosa de namorar com minha momoi é que eu posso sentir e abrir o que for com ela e isso nunca vai virar um problema. Essa mulher é o amor da minha vida”. They clearly see love as a long story they’re actively writing together—celebrating milestones like “deixo o desenho que fiz pra ti pra comemorar nosso primeiro mês oficialmente juntas. Eu te amo, eterna jujubinha da minha marceline ❤️” and emotionally marking how every love song now reminds them of their girlfriend, as in “É que agora todas as músicas de amor me lembram você”. The way they gush about being someone’s partner and parent—“Minha família” and “Filhão dormindo assisti filmes com a minha garota, e simplesmente a sensação de ver comédia romântica estando apaixonado é boa demais”—mirrors the fairytale, storybook quality of Love Story. Even their playful dramatics around devotion and commitment, such as “MINHA MULHER ME DEU UM DARRY RING SABE, É ELA!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, echo the song’s themes of big gestures, enduring affection, and the feeling that they’ve found the person they want to choose over and over again.
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