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Your Simpsons character
While @teoriadacons shares the paranoid, anti-establishment energy of Kent Brockman or Principal Skinner under stress, they most closely resemble a dark, conspiratorial version of Professor Frink due to their obsession with unconventional science and hidden technologies. The user rejects mainstream narratives in favor of fringe theories like “Chemtrails ❌ Geo Engenharia ✅” and ancient advanced machinery, such as “these granite urns... devices used to induce people to have an out-of-body experience.”. Much like Frink’s frantic scientific explanations, this user warns of a Matrix-like reality where “there is a light at the end of the tunnel, which is nothing more than your upload being restarted.”. Their profile acts as a digital lab for uncovering 'truths' that The Simpsons’ resident scientist would find both fascinating and terrifying, specifically regarding “energy, frequency and vibration.”

Your MBTI personality Type
The user exhibits the Introverted (I) focus on solitary research, advising followers to “research for yourself” and dismissing social norms as “NPC architecture for NPC minds.” Their Intuitive (N) dominance is clear in their obsession with abstract patterns and grand theories, linking Sumerian myths to “life artificial grown in machines” and viewing reality as a “Matrix.” A Thinking (T) preference is shown through their blunt, detached tone when discussing heavy topics, such as when they tell followers to “attack the message, not the messenger” or compare historical atrocities with cold logic. Finally, the Judging (J) trait manifests in their highly structured worldview and the sense of a definitive “Plan” being executed by global elites, reflecting a need for a singular, organized framework to explain all of human history.

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Exploring the cross-section of ancient civilizations and modern anomalies. From the secrets of Tartaria to the resonance of frequency. Reality is just a simulation.– @teoriadacons

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This experimental, high-voltage cocktail is designed for those who finally 'wake up' from the Matrix. The bitter profile reflects the user's skepticism of mainstream narratives, specifically their warning that “you are being poisoned every day”. The charcoal base evokes the “smoke of a great furnace” from biblical accounts, while the wormwood serves as a metaphorical “parasite cleanse” to protect your health from industry 'demons'. It is a drink for the 'chosen ones' who know that “nothing is new under the sun”.

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The profile identifies as a 'Teoria Da Constatação' (Theory of Verification), prioritizing an obsessive pursuit of hidden knowledge and urging followers to “Doubt everything you read, see and hear... and search for yourself.” This commitment to alternative learning is showcased through deep-dives into ancient history, such as analyzing a “3,700-year-old Babylonian clay tablet” to prove advanced ancient trigonometry. Their Ravenclaw nature is further cemented by a desire to 'lift the veil' of reality, viewing the current world as a “Matrix” and treating the accumulation of data—like the “3 million pages” of Epstein files—as the ultimate tool for awakening. Ultimately, the user values the intellectual 'truth' above all else, even adopting the slogan “Wake UP Neo!” to signal their role as an enlightened observer of hidden patterns.

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This song perfectly captures the user's focus on the breakdown of perceived reality and the 'unveiling' of a hidden, surreal world. The user consistently encourages followers to “Duvide de tudo que ler, ver e ouvir nesse perfil” and to embrace the idea of a simulated existence, or Matrix, where death is just an “upload sendo reiniciado”. Their preoccupation with global elites, or “ELES”, who allegedly “moldam nossa percepção da realidade”, mirrors the song's themes of disorientation and questioning one's own sanity. Ultimately, the account is a search for an 'apocalyptic' clarity that suggests everything we know is a fragile illusion.

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