Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor like joking about being kidnapped by a Twitter date in “muchachos si no tuiteó en una hora me secuestraron 😝” and then “sali con un tuitero y no me secuestro la vida es buena”.
- Affectionate: Expresses love and appreciation openly, e.g. about Paulo Londra in “te amo Paulo londra, le pondría tu nombre a mi hijo” and admiration for a woman in “yo pierno mi homosexualidad con esta mujer 😭”.
- Social: Often interacts with friends and online mutuals, mentioning Adri, Luis, Ale, and others in tweets like “la relación parasocial que Ale está desarrollando con Luis y conmigo merece un caso de estudio” and “cuando será que Mateo viene a medellín pa que nos maquillemos como drag queens con Ema”.
- Family‑oriented: Shows tenderness toward family, as in “tan linda mi mamá peleando en la EPS por mi” and joking about his mom criticizing concerts in “mi mamá criticando con mi abuelita a los que fueron al concierto de Bad Bunny…”.
- Energetic: Describes running for the metro in “la experiencia de correr y alcanzar el último tren del metro…” and “giving it all” on vacation in “la estoy dando toda esta semana de vacaciones dios mío”, showing active, lively behavior.
Weaknesses:
- Overdramatic: Often amplifies discomfort or minor issues into dramatic statements like “me voy a morir” and “por qué me siento maluco ni que me hubiera tomado media de guaro yo solo dios mío”.
- Anxious: Shows recurring worries about safety and social situations, such as fear of being kidnapped in “y si me rapta?” and concern about the army in “mi mayor miedo como un joven colombiano es que el ejército me pare y me pida papeles”.
- Self‑neglecting: Mentions physical discomfort and exhaustion without clear self‑care, like “me duele todo el cuerpo ayuda” and wanting to keep sleeping despite feeling unwell in “quiero seguir durmiendo 😭”.
- Impulsive: Leans into last‑minute or intense choices, hinted by pushing vacation to the max in “la estoy dando toda esta semana de vacaciones dios mío” and joking about seeing many drinks in “5? amiga yo voy a ver 8 💀”.
- Paranoid: Regularly references exaggerated fears about others’ intentions, as in “el concepto de pensar que un tuitero te va a secuestrar es universal” and “entonces todos somos unos paranoicos”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user reads most like Bart Simpson: chaotic, dramatic, funny, and always narrating their little misadventures. They constantly lean into over-the-top reactions and self-parody, like calling themselves “SOY UNA TROLA KABRONA CULONA Y MARICONA” and joking about being kidnapped by a mutual with lines such as “muchachos si no tuiteó en una hora me secuestraron 😝”. There’s also that teenage mix of rebellion and vulnerability: they complain about everyday hassles like “mi mayor miedo como un joven colombiano es que el ejército me pare y me pida papeles” yet still sound playful and sardonic. Their love of clowning with friends and pop culture (Bad Bunny, Paulo Londra, Harry Styles) in tweets like “Paulo londra es como el Taylor Swift de los boys el me entiende” matches Bart’s meme-y, trend-aware humor. Even when hungover or exhausted, as in “por qué me siento maluco ni que me hubiera tomado media de guaro yo solo dios mío”, they dramatize it like a bit, which is peak Bart energy rather than the more earnest Lisa or responsible Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They come across as clearly extroverted: they frequently talk about outings, concerts, meeting people from Twitter, and social adventures like “sali con un tuitero y no me secuestro la vida es buena” and joke with their followers in real time about being “kidnapped” at a meetup (“muchachos si no tuiteó en una hora me secuestraron 😝”). Their attention is strongly on concrete, sensory experiences—food, weather, bodily sensations, city life—e.g. “que salchipapa tan rico mrk 😭”, “se va a caer el cielo dios mío”, and “me duele todo el cuerpo ayuda”—which fits Sensing more than abstract Intuition. They prioritize feelings, vibes, and relationships over detached logic, as seen in his emotional reactions to music and artists (“Paulo londra es como el Taylor Swift de los boys el me entiende”, “te amo Paulo londra, le pondría tu nombre a mi hijo”) and his warmth toward friends and family (“tan linda mi mamá peleando en la EPS por mi”). His lifestyle reads as spontaneous and flexible rather than structured—he jokes about time and last‑minute behavior (“a las 2 como quien dice 3 y media”), runs for the last metro (“la experiencia de correr y alcanzar el último tren del metro que pasa recomiendo no perderla”), and talks about “giving it all” during vacation without any hint of strict planning (“la estoy dando toda esta semana de vacaciones dios mío”). Altogether, this playful, socially engaged, in‑the‑moment, emotionally expressive and improvisational style is most consistent with ESFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can almost miss the last metro and still ‘darla toda’ in your vacation week, imagine how hard you’d go on a date with someone who actually waits for you at the station in Medellín. I volunteer as your final train stop.
- You’re out here defending Harry’s ticket prices, worshipping Paulo Londra like the boys’ Taylor Swift, and still finding time for Bad Bunny and Ryan Castro… I think the real headliner in your line-up is you. Front row? VIP? Or do I camp outside like a true fanboy?
- You said your biggest fear as a young Colombian is the army stopping you for papers — don’t worry, I only need one document from you: your cívica estudiantil del corazón, so I can take the metro straight into your life.
- You went to meet a tuitero, spent hours tweeting about not being kidnapped, and still said ‘la vida es buena’ after. If I ask you out, I promise the only thing I’ll kidnap is your bad mood… though I can’t promise I won’t steal a kiss too.
- You, a self‑proclaimed ‘trola kabrona culona y maricona’, running on little sleep, talking about buñuelos a mil, salchipapas, and missing your 15th-birthday dream party… let me be sincere: I don’t want a fancy quinceañero, I just want a night walking Medellín with you, sharing a guarito and laughing at clouds that look ‘too fake’ together.
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Your new Twitter bio
Medellín med student on vacation, sprinting for the last metro, swearing I’ll never drink again… until Ryan Castro or Paulo Londra drop a new song.– @terovid_
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Mystery Mix
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Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user centers their life strongly around friends and relational loyalty, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They constantly hype and reference close friends, like Adri, Ale, Luis, and Ema, showing a focus on bonds over ego, for example in “la relación parasocial que Ale está desarrollando con Luis y conmigo merece un caso de estudio”, “ADRI VIENE A MEDALLO HIJUEPUTA”, and “cuando será que Mateo viene a medellín pa que nos maquillemos como drag queens con Ema”. Their humor is self-deprecating and gentle rather than superior or ruthless, as seen in “SOY UNA TROLA KABRONA CULONA Y MARICONA” and “me voy a morir”, but it never turns into cruelty toward others. There’s also a strong thread of simple, cozy appreciation for life’s small comforts like food and music, such as “que salchipapa tan rico mrk 😭” and “talvez la vida no es tan mala después de todo”. While they show some anxiety and self-preservation, e.g. joking about being kidnapped in “muchachos si no tuiteó en una hora me secuestraron 😝” and “y si me rapta?”, it’s framed through warmth and humor, not cold strategy. Overall, their defining traits are loyalty, friendliness, and a down-to-earth enjoyment of everyday moments, which fit Hufflepuff much better than the ambition of Slytherin, the heroic edge of Gryffindor, or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Sanity - Ryan Castro
The best-fitting song for them is “Sanity” by Ryan Castro, since they reference it repeatedly and with real emotional attachment. They literally say “yo así con sanity” and later add “así me siento cantando está parte de sanity”, showing they strongly identify with the track. Their week is full of partying and hangover energy, from “planero con ganas de un guarito” in the bio to posts like “por qué me siento maluco ni que me hubiera tomado media de guaro yo solo dios mío”, which fits the nightlife and reggaeton vibe of Sanity. They’re also hyped about urban artists and concerts, saying “te amo Paulo londra, le pondría tu nombre a mi hijo” and joking about their mom criticizing Bad Bunny while they “voy a ir a ver a Ryan Castro”. Altogether, their love for reggaeton, Medellín party culture, and their explicit emotional connection to the song make Sanity the perfect musical match.
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