Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive ally: Speaks up for trans people and against bigotry, e.g. “transgender awareness week! 🏳️⚧️ reminder to speak up against bigotry and hatred” and “breaking: transphobic chud erases womens experiences...”.
- Self-aware humor: Uses playful self-deprecation and jokes like “idiot stray i reply more than i post” and “call me FL Studio the way i loop my fruits” to connect with others.
- Curious learner: Asks for advice and input, e.g. “how do people get such a clean shave in their pictures??? ... what am i doing wrong help please im suffering” and “how do people engagement bait”.
- Adventurous traveler: Shares travel experiences like “i've landed in Tokyo what should i do”, “Had a great time at Bangkok!”, and “i have arrived in Sydney.”.
- Creative photographer: Posts aesthetic and thoughtful photos, e.g. “ok back to the regular schedule look at this cool waterfall pic i took”, “Mt. Yotei in the distance”, and “took this awesome pic recently”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh self-image: Talks down on themself and their body, e.g. “i sometimes feel really bad”, “i have no sense of fashion btw im absolutely cooked”, and “the way this isnt an issue for me because people barely see my posts”.
- Social anxiety: Wants more connections but feels blocked by shyness, e.g. “i wanna get to know more cool people on here but im shy and anxious smh” and “i need more cool people on my phone”.
- Overexposed vulnerability: Shares deeply personal struggles in a very public way, e.g. “i wish i was born a girl” and “coming out as trans to my family if this post gets 1k likes”, which could invite unwanted pressure or scrutiny.
- Body-confidence issues: Shows discomfort with appearance and presentation, e.g. “challenged myself to finally buy smth feminine… panicked bought a skort instead” and worry about shaving in “what am i doing wrong help please im suffering”.
- Platform frustration: Displays discouragement with engagement and followers, e.g. “lost one follower because of this post fuck my puppy life” and “the way this isnt an issue for me because people barely see my posts”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s thoughtful, politically aware, and a little bit of an anxious overthinker while still being playful and dorky online. Like Lisa’s activism, this user is openly proud and vocal about being trans, as seen in posts like “Being Transgender is awesome! 🏳️⚧️” and “transgender awareness week! 🏳️⚧️ reminder to speak up against bigotry and hatred”, and calling out transphobia in “breaking: transphobic chud erases womens experiences...”. They also show Lisa-like introspection and vulnerability in posts such as “i sometimes feel really bad” and “anyone else ever wanna improve at something really bad but somehow just cant do it?”. At the same time, they have Lisa’s nerdy/wholesome side, sharing travel and nature pictures like “Went on a hike today! #blahaj #ikeashark #blåhaj #smolhaj” and “ok back to the regular schedule look at this cool waterfall pic i took”. Their joking self-deprecation and calling themself an “idiot stray” in the bio matches Lisa’s mix of confidence in her values with insecurity about how others see her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted: they talk about being shy and anxious about meeting people (“i wanna get to know more cool people on here but im shy and anxious smh”) and mention that people barely see their posts (“the way this isnt an issue for me because people barely see my posts”), which fits someone who enjoys connection but doesn’t center themselves in the spotlight. Their posts lean toward intuition over sensing: even when referencing concrete things (Monster flavors, trips, games), they often attach ideas, metaphors, or broader feelings, like joking about identity (“nonbinary opp think they them”) or turning a car into a gender pun (“call it a TRANS Am”). They clearly prioritize feeling: they celebrate being trans and encourage others (“Being Transgender is awesome! 🏳️⚧️”), speak up against bigotry (“transgender awareness week! 🏳️⚧️ reminder to speak up against bigotry and hatred”), and express vulnerability around dysphoria and mental health (“i sometimes feel really bad”, “i wish i was born a girl”). Their lifestyle appears perceiving rather than structured: they describe panicking and buying a skort instead of a skirt (“Wanted to buy a skirt panicked bought a skort instead”) and frequently post in a spontaneous, in-the-moment way about energy drinks, travel, and random thoughts, rather than about plans or schedules. Overall, a shy, values-driven, imaginative, and somewhat chaotic posting style aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘loop your fruits’ like FL Studio — if we hang out, I promise to be the one thing in your life that *doesn’t* loop, unless it’s us replaying cute dates on repeat.
- You in your gamer room, skirt on, Monster in hand saying ‘this might be peak’ — respectfully, I think the real peak would be you, me, and a fridge full of Pipeline Punch and Ultra Strawberry Dreams.
- You panicked and bought a skort instead of a skirt, and honestly? That’s kind of perfect — you get practical AND cute, and I get the excuse to say, ‘I’d love to take you out and hype up every outfit, panic-buys included.’
- You travel with a Blåhaj to Tokyo, Bangkok, and Athens — any chance your next itinerary includes ‘romantic walk with a dork who thinks your Mt. Yotei photo and waterfall shots are genuinely museum‑tier’?
- You joked about coming out to your family if a post hit 1k likes; my like doesn’t move the algorithm much, but I’d still like to be someone you can be fully, loudly, happily yourself around — online and off.
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Your new Twitter bio
tess • 20 • she/her 🏳️⚧️ • travels with a tiny IKEA shark, buys skirts in a panic, reviews Monster flavors with unnecessary rigor– @tessedup
Your signature cocktail
Ultra Strawberry Dreamgirl
This cocktail is named after their love of Monster and that specific craving vibe from “ima try ultra strawberry dreams”, turning it into a fizzy, fruity power-up. Strawberry-infused vodka brings a bold, slightly chaotic kick, echoing the loud, meme-y energy of posts like “call me FL Studio the way i loop my fruits”. The sparkling energy drink base channels their Monster-fueled gamer vibe from “sitting in my gamer room typing this on my gamer laptop wearing my skirt and sipping my monster”. Lychee liqueur adds soft, sweet, slightly shy notes for the anxious but yearning side in “i wanna get to know more cool people on here but im shy and anxious smh”. A dash of pink bitters honors the complicated, sometimes painful trans feelings in “i wish i was born a girl” while still celebrating the joy of “Being Transgender is awesome! 🏳️⚧️”. Finally, cotton-candy flavored syrup makes it playful and sweet, matching their silly, shitposty side from chaos like “Sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce sauce” and their love of cute, fun moments in travel and selfies.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Tess shows clear Gryffindor traits through open, values-driven bravery and a willingness to stand up publicly for her identity. She explicitly celebrates being trans and urges others to resist bigotry in posts like “Being Transgender is awesome! 🏳️⚧️” and “transgender awareness week! 🏳️⚧️ reminder to speak up against bigotry and hatred”, which indicates moral courage and a readiness to speak out. She also calls out transphobia head-on, as in “breaking: transphobic chud erases womens experiences...”, a confrontational, justice-oriented move that aligns more with Gryffindor than the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff. Her playful, somewhat reckless humor and willingness to ball on main, e.g. “do i make a seperate 'evil' account for nsfw related stuff or should i just ball on main until i literally cant ball on main anymore”, also fits Gryffindor’s impulsive streak. Even in vulnerable moments like “i wish i was born a girl” and publicly challenging herself to buy feminine clothes in “challenged myself to finally buy smth feminine at the store... panicked bought a skort instead”, she is willing to face fear in the open rather than hide it, underscoring a core Gryffindor-style courage.
Your movie
Your song
Girls Like Girls - Hayley Kiyoko
A well-suited song for Tess is Girls Like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko, because it captures queer self-discovery, gender nonconformity, and a desire to live authentically. She openly celebrates being trans in posts like “Being Transgender is awesome! 🏳️⚧️” and “transgender awareness week! 🏳️⚧️ reminder to speak up against bigotry and hatred”, which fits the song’s proud, defiant tone. Tweets such as “i wish i was born a girl” and her anxious but determined step into femininity in “challenged myself to finally buy smth feminine at the store… panicked bought a skort instead” mirror the song’s themes of longing and gradual self-acceptance. The playful, slightly chaotic energy in posts like “sitting in my gamer room… wearing my skirt and sipping my monster this might be peak” also aligns with the confident, fun vibe of the track. Overall, the song’s mix of vulnerability, queer joy, and quiet rebellion strongly matches her online persona.
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