TethyTheGreat
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of edgy humor, rule‑pushing, and open disrespect for authority. Their bio joke about suicide and toasters and tweets like “dont blame them, dont try to interrupt my suicide” echo Bart’s dark, performative melodrama and impulse to shock. They constantly tease and provoke others with crude or sexual jokes in a way Bart would, such as “Footjobs gotta be insane” and “I hate these fake pansexuals, I know damn well they can't deepthroat a pan”. Like Bart’s habit of mocking institutions and adults, this user dunks on politics and culture with lines such as “what's with foreigners and talking about US politics? y'all don't have a say in our country” and “America won the culture war We got Canadians caring about our politics”. They also lean into antisocial or taboo topics (pedophilia discourse, slurs, Nazis) in a boundary‑testing way, for example “I heard you could get a follow by saying no matter what the rest of the post says Anyways, I hate Jews” and “Hale hoetler”, which fits Bart’s archetype as the provocateur who likes to get a rise out of people. Overall, the combination of juvenile edginess, trolling, and occasional vulnerable lines about suicidal thoughts strongly aligns this account with a more online, modernized version of Bart Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage others, reply-chase discourse, and even invite spam, e.g. “All art is political (please spam me with foot fetish art now)”, and openly comment on strangers nearby like “On the school bus rn Someone is looking at umamusume rule34 next to me”. Their style is strongly iNtuitive: they gravitate toward abstract takes and meta-commentary rather than concrete detail, such as “America won the culture war We got Canadians caring about our politics” and “Hot take: head canons shouldn't contradict actual canon”. They are clearly Thinking-dominant, favoring blunt, often abrasive logic over tact, as in “0 minors saved 0 evidence for it being pedophilia 7 harassment campaigns against lolicons” and “Y'all talk about Jews being money hungry, but I think y'all forgot all of Britain's taxes”. Their spontaneity and chaotic humor point to Perceiving over Judging: they bounce between topics, make off-the-cuff sexual or dark jokes like “Footjobs gotta be insane” and “dont blame them, dont try to interrupt my suicide”, and show little interest in planning or structure. The combination of outward engagement, abstract/ideological riffing, combative logic, and improvisational shitposting aligns best with ENTP—the provocative, debate-prone “troll philosopher” type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d never show that yumeshipping fanfic to the world, so how about a compromise: you keep the fic hidden, and I’ll just fall for the author in plain sight.
- If Brave is better and murder is bad, then we’re halfway there, because I’m brave enough to shoot my shot and I promise the only thing I’ll kill is your free time with long DMs.
- You’re out here roasting fake pansexuals for not being able to deepthroat a pan, stoners for smelly weed, and engagement baiters for using Jesus—yet somehow my favorite post of yours is just you proudly introducing Pino. I kinda want to be the next thing you’re that casually soft about.
- You talk about Americans using toilet paper, Funko Pops, and Batman Arkham Shadows in the same timeline like it’s normal behavior—honestly, your X feed has more chaotic lore than FNAF, and I’d love a front‑row seat to whatever your next plot twist is.
- You joked about the ‘great meme reset’ ending faster than the Confederacy; if this ever turns into a situationship speedrun, I at least hope our chemistry lasts longer than your average Twitter drama arc.
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Your new Twitter bio
14 • Opinionated nerd with too many hot takes • Once live-tweeted someone watching Umamusume R34 on the bus. Here for games, debates & bad jokes.– @TethyTheGreat
Your signature cocktail
The Great Meme Reset Fizz
This drink hits hard and chaotic like their timeline: the high-proof white rum mirrors their unfiltered, sometimes self-destructive edge and dark humor, like “dont blame them, dont try to interrupt my suicide” and the toaster-bath joke in their bio. Sour cherry juice brings a mix of bitterness and sweetness, reflecting how they slam everyone from fake pansexuals to stoners while still clearly being a passionate fandom nerd, e.g. “Personally, I enjoy Roblox. However, if any of y'all say your favorite game is on Roblox, you deserve to get bullied”. Tonic water adds fizz and bite for their constant engagement with drama and politics, like “what's with foreigners and talking about US politics? y'all don't have a say in our country” and “America won the culture war We got Canadians caring about our politics”. A dash of absinthe or anise liqueur nods to their edgy, taboo-adjacent interests and controversial takes, from porn/joke posts like “Footjobs gotta be insane” to defenses of fictional degeneracy such as “Yes those things are bad, but only in reality. In fiction it's lacks any problems”. Finally, the charcoal-black sugar rim represents their obsession with drama and "dark" topics—antisemitic bait, lolicon debates, and slander, like “The Jews are charging 3500 sukkars for a mid killer and to fund a pedophile Do not fall for it” and “slander is so bad it's returning my suicidal thoughts”—while still coating everything in a layer of sugary irony, just like calling themselves Tethy The Great with 3 followers.
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Gryffindor
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Your movie
Your song
Bad Reputation - Joan Jett
Joan Jett’s Bad Reputation fits because they clearly don’t care about being liked or fitting in and lean into being edgy and combative online. They openly throw out incendiary jokes like “I heard you could get a follow by saying no matter what the rest of the post says Anyways, I hate Jews” and dark humor like “dont blame them, dont try to interrupt my suicide”, showing a disregard for how others judge them. Their antagonistic, confrontational tone in posts such as “what's with foreigners and talking about US politics? y'all don't have a say in our country” and “0 minors saved 0 evidence for it being pedophilia 7 harassment campaigns against lolicons” matches the song’s defiant theme of refusing to play nice. Even their bio, “i would do a toaster bath except toasters are for pop tarts,” echoes the reckless, unapologetic energy of someone who knows they’re controversial and leans into it anyway—just like the persona in Bad Reputation.
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