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The user's feed is a whirlwind of memes, profanity, and sarcastic commentary, which fits Bart Simpson’s rebellious, trouble‑making persona. They openly joke about being 'im a part of the problem' and say 'fuck that knight style looks awesome', showing the same edgy, self‑aware humor Bart uses when pulling pranks. Their late‑night exhaustion tweet – 'my body after waking me up at 1 am and not letting me go back to sleep so now i lowkey have to go through the entire school day with 2 hours of sleep' – mirrors Bart’s habit of staying up causing chaos and paying for it the next day. The constant rapid pop‑culture references, like 'theyre trying so hard to make noli the 'character that actually is in there for the love of the game and is actually strong enough to kill the big entity controlling everything' like dbd', reflect Bart’s quick‑witted, pop‑culture‑savvy commentary. Overall, the teenage perspective, love of chaos, and willingness to break rules align best with Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
Their frequent, upbeat posting and constant interaction with other users (e.g., 'watching the sorcerer guest who called me the n word in forsaken get his shit rocked by nosferatu' and 'i fell off HARD') show extraverted energy. They often discuss abstract ideas, memes, and future speculation ('are we seriously trying to push the agenda that fortnite copies apex in the lords year of 2025' and 'the suspicious 2nd jam track that isnt revealed yet'), indicating an intuitive style. Their language is driven by personal feelings and values, as seen in emotional statements like 'my body after waking me up at 1 am and not letting me go back to sleep' and 'it must be tiring to live like this, imagine forcing yourself to care about characters because a random teenager online drew them black', pointing to a feeling preference. The spontaneous, unstructured nature of their posts ('i think im cursed because my headphones are falling apart' and 'i looped him and he left') reflects a perceiving approach. Overall, these traits align with an ENFP personality.

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Design nerd, gamer & vocaloid lover. Jam track hunter, meme curator, survived a 1am scream marathon. She/Her.– @TetoPissPorn

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The cocktail's electric blue color from Blue Curaçao mirrors Teto's love for "winter Miku" and the iconic line "address the blue, cold, scarf wearing elephant in the room". Vodka provides a clean base, reflecting the steady stream of memes and references in their timeline, while the splash of energy drink captures the sleepless grind they lament: "my body after waking me up at 1 am and not letting me go back to sleep". A dash of fresh lemon juice adds a sour bite that nods to their self‑declared curse: "i genuinely think im fucking cursed because why are my headphones just. falling apart". Grenadine adds a burst of chaotic red, echoing their wild commentary like "theyre trying so hard to make noli the 'character that actually is in there for the love of the game and is actually strong enough to kill the big entity controlling everything' like dbd". The cotton‑candy garnish tops it off with a sweet, meme‑worthy flourish, just like the playful absurdity of their tweet "this is just the same shit but with a white background. slow leak day huh".

Your Hogwarts House
The user consistently shows a sharp, analytical eye on media and community trends, as in "Are we genuinely trying to push the agenda that fortnite copies apex in the lords year of 2025". They often critique quality and logic, noting "the voice acting and choreography is so bad its laughable" and "this might be the worst fucking tier list I've ever seen". Their tweets also dissect narrative tropes, for example "they're trying so hard to make noli the 'character that actually is in there for the love of the game and is actually strong enough to kill the big entity controlling everything' like dbd". This pattern of wit, curiosity, and love of knowledge aligns with Ravenclaw values.

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The user constantly references internet memes and gaming culture, as seen in tweets like "ITS ACTUALLY WINTER MIKU HOLY SHIT" and "what is it with the stantwt side of the fortnite community and just making shit up". Their insomnia after late‑night scrolling ("my body after waking me up at 1 am and not letting me go back to sleep") and self‑aware guilt ("im a part of the problem") reflect the overwhelming and self‑critical tone of Bo Burnham's satire. The song "Welcome to the Internet" critiques the endless flood of memes, leaks, and hype that dominate the user’s timeline, mirroring lines such as "There's something for everyone, from cat videos to memes". This makes the track a perfect soundtrack for their chaotic, meme‑filled teenage internet life.

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