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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, creatively restless, a little overburdened by school, and deeply online about their interests. Like Lisa hyper-fixating on jazz or causes, this user hyper-fixates on games and media, from “You should friend me on limbus company for a maxxed out base Gregor” to “Im officially 7.5k away Should get it done soon, not sure”, showing grindy, analytical dedication. Their school and exam stress mirrors Lisa’s academic angst, with posts like “Its uhh Sideways But navigation mind map for A level exams” and refusing to overshare on a CV in “Teacher expects a full fledged CV… That would have way too much personal info I don't want her having”, which fits Lisa’s cautious, principled streak. Their combination of earnest advice and self-awareness in “Bored Random art tip… If you're struggling with good lines, just practice drawings in pen” is very Lisa-like, as is their somewhat dramatic moral reaction to things they dislike, such as “There is many reasons why i dislike faust”. Overall, they read as a more chaotic, fandom-saturated Lisa: bright, opinionated, creatively inclined, and constantly oscillating between school responsibilities and niche obsessions.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as more introverted than extroverted: a lot of their enjoyment is in solitary or small-group, online activities like grinding games and drawing, and they explicitly dodge oversharing in real life, e.g. refusing a detailed CV because it has “way too much personal info I don't want her having” “Teacher expects a full fledged CV… so imma just Not”. Their interests and humor are heavily concept‑ and pattern‑oriented (Limbus Company status teams, prescripts, niche references), rather than concrete sensory life-logging, and they enjoy playing with strange ideas like prescripts telling them to kill or AO3 blockages as a research subject, showing intuitive thinking: “The index is telling me to kill again”, “Watching my research subject get blocked on school wifi”. They lean toward a Thinking style, being blunt, analytical, and sometimes harsh (especially toward characters like Faust) rather than tactful or harmony-focused: “There is many reasons why i dislike faust” and “FUCKING FAUST”. Their life and school habits look more spontaneous and adaptable than structured: they procrastinate or sidestep tasks (“Day 25 will be future me problem”), casually change plans (“Im doing what i can 💔💔” about AO3 being blocked), and joke about forgetting or losing things like pen boxes and art bags “The box that held my pens broke they're loose in my bag”, “My art bag finally broke”. Taken together—online/inner focus (I), abstract/game-system focus (N), blunt analysis (T), and laid‑back, somewhat chaotic execution (P)—they best fit INTP.

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18 • art student, game enjoyer & part-time Gregor lawyer • once tried to write a CV, realized it had more lore than my DND campaign– @Tetronamite

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This experimental, high-energy cocktail is built for someone who can say “This job boring asff no one's buying anything” one moment and then scream “GREGOR YAAAAA” the next. The vodka with citrus peel is sharp and straightforward, like refusing to hand over a full CV because “That would have way too much personal info I don't want her having”. Matcha syrup adds a focused, slightly nerdy sweetness for the art grind and A-level chaos in “Sideways… navigation mind map for A level exams”. Spicy ginger beer captures their chaotic gamer energy, from “Hitting my kingdom arena team with hammers” to obsessing over Limbus status teams in “Finally at a point in limbus where i can comfortably make status teams ❤️❤️”. Cloudy apple juice keeps it playful and a bit childish-in-a-good-way, echoing watching baby sensory videos with the DnD group in “MY DND GROUP IS ALL MORONS THEY'RE WATCHING BABY SENSORY VIDEOS 😭😭”. The activated charcoal sugar rim is a nod to their #1 Faust hater arc and dramatic moments like “FAUST DIES??? HELL YEA”, giving the drink a dark, edgy outline around a surprisingly sweet core.

Your Hogwarts House
Tetro shows a strong mix of creativity, niche intellectual interests, and playful analysis that fits Ravenclaw best. They clearly enjoy complex, systems-heavy games and optimizing them, like carefully planning cosmetics and resources in games: “So i did some math, and id need around 32k ichor to buy all the cosmetics i currently dont have” and min-maxing status teams in Limbus Company: “Finally at a point in limbus where i can comfortably make status teams ❤️❤️ Here is my bleed team thats undergoing md testing”. Their art focus and willingness to give practical drawing advice also point to an introspective, skill-honing mindset: “Bored Random art tip… If you're struggling with good lines, just practice drawings in pen. Builds line confidence”. They approach school tasks and big projects with planning and meta-thinking (even if they dislike parts of the process), shown in their detailed A-level mind map: “Its uhh Sideways But navigation mind map for A level exams”. While they have some Slytherin-esque self-preservation moments like refusing to overshare on a CV: “Teacher expects a full fledged CV… That would have way too much personal info I don't want her having”, their core traits revolve around niche knowledge, analysis, and creative problem-solving rather than ambition or heroism, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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The chaotic, witty frustration in Teenagers fits them perfectly: they juggle school stress, gaming, art, and annoyance at authority, like when they refuse to hand over a full CV because it has “way too much personal info” in “Teacher expects a full fledged CV to be handed to her so imma just Not”. Their timeline swings between morbid humor and genuine overwhelm, echoing the song’s mix of angst and dark comedy, as seen in “The index is telling me to kill again” and “Always wanted to kill a person But then again i dont think ice counts as people”. They clearly lean into being the "strangest creature" in their bio and revel in being a bit unhinged and dramatic, like “Id say im sane Very sane” and “ITS DEAD QUIET AND SOMEONE STARTED MEOWING OUT LOUD IM SO DEAD”. The song’s rebellious teen energy also matches their refusal to play along with expectations and institutions, from ignoring teachers in “Decided to Ignore my history teacher Gotten more work done” to complaining about school wifi blocking their research in “Watching my research subject get blocked on school wifi”. Overall, Teenagers captures their combination of humor, irritation, and self-aware teenage chaos.

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