Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically engaged: Frequently comments on policy, EU and Dutch politics, e.g. “My ideal country Education: 🇳🇱 Economy: 🇹🇼🇸🇬 Security: 🇳🇴…” and multiple “How X are you?” political sliders.
- Humorous: Uses jokes, memes, and self‑deprecating humor, like “i passed out like 4 times but ur food is done :)” and “Explaining tarrifs to an american: ok so imagine a beer”.
- Principled: Shows clear values on issues like grooming and age boundaries, e.g. “NO MORE GROOMING” and “Same, I don't want to be interacting with literal children. That's gross.”.
- Self‑aware: Open about personality and habits, e.g. “Not irl bc I'm a bit introverted” and joking about notification issues or priv account engagement like “you know you're washed when your private account gets more interactions than your main”.
- Supportive: Offers encouragement and empathy to others, such as “:((( hope it gets better” and defending peers against inappropriate attention in “HE'S 18 YOU SICK BASTARD”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and strong slurs, e.g. “just got hard r'd in the vc” and “It's the most retarded book I've never read”.
- Provocative posting: Leans into shock or edgy content for reactions, e.g. “Maybe I called for a bit of genocide 👉👈” and repeated MDNI / rape‑threat discourse like “i frequently receive rape threats”.
- Attention‑seeking: Openly chases engagement with bait and games, e.g. “Shameless engagement bait: How Teunemans are you?” and multiple NGL/Spaces calls like “what is up ⁉️ how are you ⁉️ ask me questions ‼️”.
- Public oversharing: Shares personal details and private frustrations widely, such as detailed self‑stats in “Citizenship: 🇳🇱 Ethnicity: 🇳🇱 Eyes: green gray…” and workplace complaints like “It's 11:35 and we haven't had a single customer😭”.
- Inconsistent tone: Shifts abruptly between serious political discussion and crude or sexual jokes, e.g. thoughtful EU takes like “How Antikeburg are you? Pro 🇪🇺 🟩 Pro 🇺🇦 🟩…” alongside posts like “I am sadly only sexual at home 😔”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The overall mix of earnest politics, nerdiness, and occasional exasperation fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, this user is highly political and idealistic, calling themself a “Eurofederalist” and posting things like an ideal composite country with sectors drawn from different nations: “My ideal country Education: 🇳🇱 Economy: 🇹🇼🇸🇬 Security: 🇳🇴 Army: 🇺🇲 Healthcare: 🇳🇱 ...”. They regularly engage critically with policy and economics in a somewhat wonky way, e.g. “De huidige staat van de discussie rond box 3” and “How populist are you? (For NL) ✅Raise the minimum wage ... ✅Progressive Taxation ...”, which matches Lisa’s bookish, analytical activism. There’s also a strong moral streak against disinformation and creepy behavior, as in “Since when do we just lie?? The EU doesn't have anything to do with this...” and “Same, I don't want to be interacting with literal children. That's gross.”, reminiscent of Lisa’s ethical seriousness. At the same time, the account has a self-aware, slightly sarcastic, terminally-online humor—“today i met a classmate who didn't know what alt+tab did i study cs” and “I'm going to study vibe coding in my uni course 💀💀”—which feels like a modern, meme-literate version of Lisa’s wit. Finally, the combination of introversion and warmth toward a small circle of online friends, like “Not irl bc I'm a bit introverted”, also aligns with Lisa’s sensitive, somewhat socially out-of-place personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they openly seek interaction and attention, joke about their private account getting more engagement (“you know you're washed when your private account gets more interactions than your main”), host/join Spaces (“JOIN”), and invite people to ask questions or send NGLs (“what is up ⁉️ how are you ⁉️ ask me questions ‼️”). Their focus on politics, systems, and hypothetical scenarios suggests Intuition: they discuss ideal composite countries (“My ideal country Education: 🇳🇱 Economy: 🇹🇼🇸🇬 Security: 🇳🇴 …”), geoengineering (“Is there any argument against geo engineering?”), and structural political typologies like How populist/SocDem/Antikeburg/Isari are you? (“How Antikeburg are you?”). Their tone is analytical and combative, prioritizing accuracy and logic over harmony, which fits Thinking: they complain about disinformation (“Since when do we just lie?? The EU doesn't have anything to do with this”), mock weak arguments (“These 'socialist states' spend less on healthcare than the US, Austin.”), and bluntly criticize things as “retarded” (“It's the most retarded book I've never read”). Their lifestyle and posting style feel more Perceiving than Judging: they present themselves as spontaneous and chaotic (e.g. joking about passing out while cooking: “i passed out like 4 times but ur food is done :)”), complain about university vibe-coding courses rather than structured planning (“I'm going to study vibe coding in my uni course 💀💀”), and jump between topics (politics, memes, personal life) with little sign of a rigid schedule. Overall, the mix of extroverted banter, abstract political/systemic thinking, argumentative logic, and flexible, improvisational behavior best fits ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You want your ideal country to have NL education, TW/SG economy and a US army — any chance there’s room in that federal constitution for one more citizen who’s majoring in ‘vibe coding’ you can alt+tab to when you’re bored?
- You said you were pro‑AI until they started making deepfakes of you — don’t worry, I’m strictly anti‑deepfake, pro‑real‑date: I’d rather see you in person, bami goreng in hand, than in 4K with someone else’s algorithm.
- Your carbon tax is going up, your asset tax is going up, your Vanguard Future of Defence ETF is locked in… but the only thing I really want to invest in long‑term is that Eurofederalist heart of yours 🇪🇺.
- You can drink coffee in the evening, survive working with zero customers, and still complain about living in a ‘christelijk kutdorp’ — honestly, that’s elite-tier Dutch resilience. If you can handle all that, you can probably handle going out with an introvert who promises no underage drinking, just shameless flirting.
- You’re worth 69 camels, you get rape threats in the replies, you’re apparently ‘sexual only at home’, and your DMs are full of weirdos — how about we rebalance that by going for a long walk somewhere outside the Randstad and proving that at least one of your notifications was a good idea?
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18 • Dutch CS student & Eurofederalist • Defending 🇪🇺, roasting disinfo & undercooked takes • Once explained tariffs using only beer analogies– @Teunemansvb
Your signature cocktail
The Eurofederalist Foldable Fizz
This cocktail starts with Dutch jenever, grounding it in The Netherlands and their proud Euro identity, echoing their bio and posts like “Citizenship: 🇳🇱 Ethnicity: 🇳🇱 Eyes: green gray Hair: blonde Height: 1.85 Religion: none…”. Elderflower liqueur adds a light, European sweetness that nods to their eurofederalist, pro‑EU, pro‑Ukraine, pro‑Palestine stance in quizzes like “How Antikeburg are you? Pro 🇪🇺 🟩 Pro 🇺🇦 🟩 Pro 🇵🇸 🟩”. The blood orange soda gives a bright but slightly bitter fizz, reflecting their mix of political snark and realism in posts such as “Britain is a society where the young and the old compete on who can ruin their country the fastest”. A dash of espresso captures their wired, late‑night, high‑energy vibe from tweets like “imagine not being able to drink coffee in the evening haha”. Finally, the lemon peel garnish adds a sharp twist of humor and self‑aware edge, fitting their chaotic, slightly unhinged timeline from “Shameless engagement bait: How Teunemans are you? ✅️ Anti Pensioner ✅️ Anti Rent control…” to “I'm going to study vibe coding in my uni course 💀💀”. This is a strong, bubbly, slightly bitter‑sweet, very online drink—classic European base with experimental, memey energy, just like their feed and even their “I'm getting a foidable phone” tech enthusiasm.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They consistently show analytical, argumentative thinking and a clear enjoyment of breaking concepts down, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. For example, they jokingly but coherently explain tariffs in relatable terms in “Explaining tarrifs to an american: ok so imagine a beer”, and they approach a policy question by asking systematically, “Is there any argument against geo engineering?” in this tweet. Their timeline is full of structured political ‘alignment’ checklists like “How Isari 🌻 are you?” and “How SocDem are you?”, which reflect a tendency to categorize ideas and think in frameworks rather than purely vibe or tribe. They also clearly enjoy intellectual sparring and correcting misinformation, as seen when they push back on false claims about the EU in “Since when do we just lie?? The EU doesn't have anything to do with this…”. While there is some Slytherin-style ambition and sharpness in their political takes, the dominant pattern is curiosity, analysis, and wry, brainy humor—hallmarks of a Ravenclaw.
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Europa - Globus
The epic, idealistic tone of Europa fits their outspoken Eurofederalist identity and love of the continent. Their bio literally starts with EU and Ukraine flags and “Eurofederalist,” and they post things like “My ideal country Education: 🇳🇱 Economy: 🇹🇼🇸🇬 Security: 🇳🇴 Army: 🇺🇲 Healthcare: 🇳🇱 LGBT rights: 🇳🇱 Infrastructure: 🇳🇱 Currency: 🇪🇺 Immigration: 🇩🇰 Foreign policy: 🇳🇱 People: 🇳🇱”, which mirrors the song’s grand, pan‑continental vision. They constantly discuss politics and Europe — from EU disinformation complaints like “Since when do we just lie?? The EU doesn't have anything to do with this…” to foreign‑policy takes about Venezuela and Maduro such as “Leftists are making a critical mistake here: Maduro =/= Venezuela”. Their support for a European military and strong liberal democratic values, shown in posts like “Shameless engagement bait: How Teunemans are you? ✅️… ✅️ European military ✅️… ✅️ Restrictive immigration policy”, aligns with the song’s themes of defending and unifying Europe. Finally, their mix of ironic humor and sincere concern for politics — e.g. joking about being a “liberal PATRIQT” in “I need liberal PATRIQTS to like this 🔥🗽” — matches the dramatic, almost theatrical energy of Europa.
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