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Your Simpsons character
The overall mix of earnest politics, nerdiness, and occasional exasperation fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, this user is highly political and idealistic, calling themself a “Eurofederalist” and posting things like an ideal composite country with sectors drawn from different nations: “My ideal country Education: 🇳🇱 Economy: 🇹🇼🇸🇬 Security: 🇳🇴 Army: 🇺🇲 Healthcare: 🇳🇱 ...”. They regularly engage critically with policy and economics in a somewhat wonky way, e.g. “De huidige staat van de discussie rond box 3” and “How populist are you? (For NL) ✅Raise the minimum wage ... ✅Progressive Taxation ...”, which matches Lisa’s bookish, analytical activism. There’s also a strong moral streak against disinformation and creepy behavior, as in “Since when do we just lie?? The EU doesn't have anything to do with this...” and “Same, I don't want to be interacting with literal children. That's gross.”, reminiscent of Lisa’s ethical seriousness. At the same time, the account has a self-aware, slightly sarcastic, terminally-online humor—“today i met a classmate who didn't know what alt+tab did i study cs” and “I'm going to study vibe coding in my uni course 💀💀”—which feels like a modern, meme-literate version of Lisa’s wit. Finally, the combination of introversion and warmth toward a small circle of online friends, like “Not irl bc I'm a bit introverted”, also aligns with Lisa’s sensitive, somewhat socially out-of-place personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they openly seek interaction and attention, joke about their private account getting more engagement (“you know you're washed when your private account gets more interactions than your main”), host/join Spaces (“JOIN”), and invite people to ask questions or send NGLs (“what is up ⁉️ how are you ⁉️ ask me questions ‼️”). Their focus on politics, systems, and hypothetical scenarios suggests Intuition: they discuss ideal composite countries (“My ideal country Education: 🇳🇱 Economy: 🇹🇼🇸🇬 Security: 🇳🇴 …”), geoengineering (“Is there any argument against geo engineering?”), and structural political typologies like How populist/SocDem/Antikeburg/Isari are you? (“How Antikeburg are you?”). Their tone is analytical and combative, prioritizing accuracy and logic over harmony, which fits Thinking: they complain about disinformation (“Since when do we just lie?? The EU doesn't have anything to do with this”), mock weak arguments (“These 'socialist states' spend less on healthcare than the US, Austin.”), and bluntly criticize things as “retarded” (“It's the most retarded book I've never read”). Their lifestyle and posting style feel more Perceiving than Judging: they present themselves as spontaneous and chaotic (e.g. joking about passing out while cooking: “i passed out like 4 times but ur food is done :)”), complain about university vibe-coding courses rather than structured planning (“I'm going to study vibe coding in my uni course 💀💀”), and jump between topics (politics, memes, personal life) with little sign of a rigid schedule. Overall, the mix of extroverted banter, abstract political/systemic thinking, argumentative logic, and flexible, improvisational behavior best fits ENTP.

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18 • Dutch CS student & Eurofederalist • Defending 🇪🇺, roasting disinfo & undercooked takes • Once explained tariffs using only beer analogies– @Teunemansvb

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This cocktail starts with Dutch jenever, grounding it in The Netherlands and their proud Euro identity, echoing their bio and posts like “Citizenship: 🇳🇱 Ethnicity: 🇳🇱 Eyes: green gray Hair: blonde Height: 1.85 Religion: none…”. Elderflower liqueur adds a light, European sweetness that nods to their eurofederalist, pro‑EU, pro‑Ukraine, pro‑Palestine stance in quizzes like “How Antikeburg are you? Pro 🇪🇺 🟩 Pro 🇺🇦 🟩 Pro 🇵🇸 🟩”. The blood orange soda gives a bright but slightly bitter fizz, reflecting their mix of political snark and realism in posts such as “Britain is a society where the young and the old compete on who can ruin their country the fastest”. A dash of espresso captures their wired, late‑night, high‑energy vibe from tweets like “imagine not being able to drink coffee in the evening haha”. Finally, the lemon peel garnish adds a sharp twist of humor and self‑aware edge, fitting their chaotic, slightly unhinged timeline from “Shameless engagement bait: How Teunemans are you? ✅️ Anti Pensioner ✅️ Anti Rent control…” to “I'm going to study vibe coding in my uni course 💀💀”. This is a strong, bubbly, slightly bitter‑sweet, very online drink—classic European base with experimental, memey energy, just like their feed and even their “I'm getting a foidable phone” tech enthusiasm.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show analytical, argumentative thinking and a clear enjoyment of breaking concepts down, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. For example, they jokingly but coherently explain tariffs in relatable terms in “Explaining tarrifs to an american: ok so imagine a beer”, and they approach a policy question by asking systematically, “Is there any argument against geo engineering?” in this tweet. Their timeline is full of structured political ‘alignment’ checklists like “How Isari 🌻 are you?” and “How SocDem are you?”, which reflect a tendency to categorize ideas and think in frameworks rather than purely vibe or tribe. They also clearly enjoy intellectual sparring and correcting misinformation, as seen when they push back on false claims about the EU in “Since when do we just lie?? The EU doesn't have anything to do with this…”. While there is some Slytherin-style ambition and sharpness in their political takes, the dominant pattern is curiosity, analysis, and wry, brainy humor—hallmarks of a Ravenclaw.

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The epic, idealistic tone of Europa fits their outspoken Eurofederalist identity and love of the continent. Their bio literally starts with EU and Ukraine flags and “Eurofederalist,” and they post things like “My ideal country Education: 🇳🇱 Economy: 🇹🇼🇸🇬 Security: 🇳🇴 Army: 🇺🇲 Healthcare: 🇳🇱 LGBT rights: 🇳🇱 Infrastructure: 🇳🇱 Currency: 🇪🇺 Immigration: 🇩🇰 Foreign policy: 🇳🇱 People: 🇳🇱”, which mirrors the song’s grand, pan‑continental vision. They constantly discuss politics and Europe — from EU disinformation complaints like “Since when do we just lie?? The EU doesn't have anything to do with this…” to foreign‑policy takes about Venezuela and Maduro such as “Leftists are making a critical mistake here: Maduro =/= Venezuela”. Their support for a European military and strong liberal democratic values, shown in posts like “Shameless engagement bait: How Teunemans are you? ✅️… ✅️ European military ✅️… ✅️ Restrictive immigration policy”, aligns with the song’s themes of defending and unifying Europe. Finally, their mix of ironic humor and sincere concern for politics — e.g. joking about being a “liberal PATRIQT” in “I need liberal PATRIQTS to like this 🔥🗽” — matches the dramatic, almost theatrical energy of Europa.

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