Teuton1999
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Teuton's character resonates with Sideshow Bob, a villainous and scheming character known for his elaborate plans and his constant desire for revenge. Like Bob, Teuton often expresses a desire for power and control, as seen in his tweets about 'Baron Trump bringing out the jewdickripper1487.5 superlaser' and 'Need a gf who will tie me to my bed with piano wire, MAKE IT HURT'. Both characters also display a dark sense of humor and a willingness to use violence to achieve their goals.

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Austro-Hungarian Truther, conspiracy theorist, and part-time freak. I'm always two steps behind and two steps ahead, which is a really convoluted way of saying I'm average. I love cats and I'm not afraid to say it. Follow me for a wild ride through the internet's underbelly.– @Teuton1999

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Teuton's personality aligns most closely with Slytherin, known for its ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness. His tweets often reveal a desire for power and control, as seen in his references to 'jewdickripper1487.5 superlaser' and 'When a woman tells me what to do I get erect, when a man tells me what to do I get angry but also erect'. He also displays a cunning and manipulative nature, evident in his tweet 'If Zuckerberg was to give me a fortune if I gave him fellatio, i'd passionately suckle his zuckle no cap'. These traits are characteristic of Slytherin, who value ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to do whatever it takes to achieve their goals.

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The song 'Mr. Brightside' explores themes of jealousy, betrayal, and the feeling of being overlooked, which align with Teuton's frequent expressions of anger, resentment, and his desire for attention. His tweets about 'I'm always two steps behind and two steps ahead, which is a really convoluted way of saying i'm average' and 'I hope you have a happy Monday, and go fuck yourself' reflect the song's themes of feeling inadequate and misunderstood.

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