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The user's chaotic, meme‑heavy style and rebellious tone match Bart's mischievous personality. Tweets such as 'Folks ain’t gonna keep being patient with you … That playful person that took the Entente by storm…' and 'Hitler is #VoteBlueNoMatterWho' show a tendency to provoke and mock authority, just like Bart’s pranks. The mention of 'calc & APGOV finals today' indicates a teenage student‑life context, which aligns with Bart’s fourth‑grade school setting. Their constant use of internet culture references like 'We’re running out of content on the internet…' and 'Transvestigating John Fitzgerald Kennedy' mirrors Bart’s love for pop‑culture jokes and sarcasm.

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The user’s communication is largely reflective and prefers expressing ideas through written memes and commentary rather than direct social interaction, indicating Introversion (e.g., “Folks ain’t gonna keep being patient with you”). They focus on abstract, theoretical concepts and philosophical references such as Nietzsche and Evola, showing a preference for Intuition (e.g., “To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the DHS…most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head”). Their tone is analytical, sarcastic, and logical, prioritizing critique over personal sentiment, which aligns with Thinking (e.g., “Comparing the goyim to cattle is an insult to cattle”). The frequent, spontaneous switching between topics, meme culture, and playful experimentation (e.g., “Now Watching” and “We’re running out of content on the internet so fast that they’re just rewriting gay greentexts”) suggests a Perceiving style that values flexibility and exploration.

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Meme-savvy political commentator, HOI4 modder, & self-appointed Santa's right-hand. 14-year-old gamer who dissects policy with a dash of humor.– @Texas_Libtard

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The Santa's Subversive Sleight blends Texas rye whiskey for a bold, unapologetic base, echoing the tweet "Folks ain’t gonna keep being patient with you". A splash of eggnog and peppermint schnapps adds a festive, "We ❤️ you Klaus" sweetness that nods to the user’s Santa‑themed bio. A dash of fiery hot sauce mirrors the heated rhetoric in "Hitler is #VoteBlueNoMatterWho" and the volatile political memes. The bitter Campari adds a philosophical, dark edge, recalling the self‑referential line about "Evola and Nietzsche". Finally, its deep red hue serves as a tongue‑in‑cheek salute to the user’s provocative "Comparing the goyim to cattle is an insult to cattle" tweet.

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One tweet states, "To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the DHS. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Evola and Nietzsche most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head." This reveals a self‑identification with intellectual depth, a core Ravenclaw trait. The user also frequently references complex historical and philosophical subjects, such as "Transvestigating John Fitzgerald Kennedy" and "Boomerreich," showing a love for knowledge and clever wordplay. While they also display bold political commentary, their emphasis on wit, learning, and subtle humor aligns most closely with Ravenclaw values. Thus, based on the intellectual focus of their tweets, Ravenclaw is the best fit.

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The user’s feed is full of provocative, antagonistic posts that revel in being the “bad guy”. For example, they tweet 'Hitler is #VoteBlueNoMatterWho' and 'Folks ain’t gonna keep being patient with you', showing a willingness to shock and defy mainstream norms. They also brag about violent fantasies like 'I would turn NK, China, and Russia into a sea of glass if I was president', reflecting a villainous mindset. Their bio 'Santa’s Top Guy' and repeated meme‑style self‑identifications (e.g., 'Boomerreich’s fault') echo the self‑aware, mischievous tone of Billie Eilish’s “Bad Guy”. The song’s refrain ‘I’m the bad guy, duh’ captures their self‑styled role as an edgy provocateur who enjoys being labeled controversial.

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