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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Moe Szyslak, the chronically depressed yet oddly resilient bartender. Moe is defined by dark humor, self-loathing, and constant brushes with despair, similar to the bio “Never Kill Yourself.”, which mixes a bleak context with a blunt life-affirming command. Tweets like “take me God” and “I was born with this disability that gives me the power to absolutely ruin everything in my life.” strongly echo Moe’s fatalistic, self-sabotaging worldview. The mix of nihilism and vulgarity in “shit site, insufferable outside of porn.” fits Moe’s grumpy, bitter style of complaining about everything while still hanging around. Even the dramatic swing between “Total Fucking Darkness” and “I have everything and everyone I’ve ever wanted” mirrors Moe’s unstable emotional highs and lows, where he can pivot from utter despair to clinging onto rare moments of connection.

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They present as more introverted than extroverted: their tweets are highly personal, self-focused, and not about busy social lives or group activities, for example the inward, almost confessional tone of “I was born with this disability that gives me the power to absolutely ruin everything in my life.” and “Relapsing, talking to my gay lover after 10 months, I tried to resist but I could only last 1 week.”. Their focus leans toward intuition over sensing: they dramatize inner states and use symbolism and exaggeration rather than concrete, practical detail, as in “Total Fucking Darkness” and “I was born with this disability that gives me the power to absolutely ruin everything in my life.”. Emotion and value-laden language dominate their expression, suggesting feeling over thinking; even when they critique the platform, it’s framed in emotional terms like “shit site, insufferable outside of porn.” and desperate pleas such as “take me God”, alongside the value statement in their bio, “Never Kill Yourself.” Their lifestyle and tone appear more perceiving than judging: they describe impulsive or uncontrolled behavior (“Relapsing, talking to my gay lover after 10 months, I tried to resist but I could only last 1 week.”) and swings between extremes like “I have everything and everyone I’ve ever wanted” and “Total Fucking Darkness,” which fits an adaptable, emotion-driven, less structured approach to life. Altogether, the introspective, emotionally intense, value-heavy, and somewhat chaotic flavor of their tweets aligns best with INFP.

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Part-time chaos, full-time survivor. Once relapsed after 10 months just to text a crush. Trying to turn bad habits into better stories.– @TGxn7uEMENs9yIo

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The Total Fucking Darkness Martini is a volatile, high-proof cocktail that channels their dramatic swings between nihilism and desire, named after their own words in “Total Fucking Darkness”. Overproof dark rum brings a harsh, intoxicating kick that mirrors their self-sabotaging streak in “I was born with this disability that gives me the power to absolutely ruin everything in my life.” Black coffee liqueur adds a brooding, late-night bitterness, perfect for someone who growls “shit site, insufferable outside of porn.” Fresh lime juice slices through that darkness like a desperate prayer in “take me God”, while salted caramel syrup sneaks in a guilty sweetness for the lusty chaos of “Relapsing, talking to my gay lover after 10 months, I tried to resist but I could only last 1 week.” Finally, a touch of activated charcoal turns it pitch black and theatrical, a visual nod to their latex-kink aesthetics in “Yes Xitter, more latex, more kigurumi” and the defiant mantra of their bio, “Never Kill Yourself.”

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in their posts is a mix of intense self-awareness, fatalism, and dark, self-preserving humor that fits Slytherin. Their bio, “Never Kill Yourself.”, reads like a hard, almost defiant survival rule—more about sheer persistence than idealism. In “I was born with this disability that gives me the power to absolutely ruin everything in my life.”, they frame their flaws with biting, self-deprecating irony, suggesting someone who copes through sharp, defensive wit rather than open vulnerability. The contrast between “I have everything and everyone I’ve ever wanted” and “Total Fucking Darkness”, posted back-to-back, points to a dramatic, all-or-nothing emotional style and a taste for theatrical self-mythologizing, another Slytherin hallmark. Even their relapse tweet—“Relapsing, talking to my gay lover after 10 months, I tried to resist but I could only last 1 week.”—shows an almost strategic awareness of their own weaknesses, narrated with a mix of confession and dark bravado rather than regretful humility, which skews away from Hufflepuff or Gryffindor traits and toward Slytherin’s complex, survival-focused psyche.

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The song Hurt by Nine Inch Nails fits them because it captures a mix of self-loathing, pain, and dark introspection that echoes throughout their tweets and bio. Their bio, "Never Kill Yourself.", suggests someone who has stared into despair and is trying, in a grim way, to resist it, which parallels the song’s struggle between self-destruction and the faint desire to endure. Tweets like “take me God” and “I was born with this disability that gives me the power to absolutely ruin everything in my life.” resonate with the song’s themes of feeling broken and cursed by one’s own nature. Even when they say “I have everything and everyone I’ve ever wanted”, it’s juxtaposed with posts like “Total Fucking Darkness”, mirroring the song’s contrast between fleeting connection and overwhelming emptiness. Their mix of sexual content, nihilism, and self-sabotage—seen in “Relapsing, talking to my gay lover after 10 months, I tried to resist but I could only last 1 week.” and “shit site, insufferable outside of porn.”—fits the raw, unfiltered pain and self-awareness in Hurt. Overall, the song’s slow, crushing honesty about suffering and damage matches their online persona almost perfectly.

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