Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative writer: Talks about long WIPs and detailed planning, like having 134k of slow burn and prewriting thousands of words for chapters (“no one here reads my ao3 fics so posting this is perfectly fine... ( ysftc spoilers ) this is what 134k so far of slow burn gets you”, “i've been in a writing kick for the last day or two, and not only have i written all this, i have like three thousand words of a pre written a scene for the next chapter”).
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for Marvel, ships, and hockey RPF, repeatedly calling the fandom a ‘prison’ and fixating on specific ships (“this fandom is a PRISON”, “THE MOVIE ISNT EVEN OUT YET WJBXKANXHJQBX this fandom is a prison”).
- Observant analyst: Picks up on small character details and dynamics, like dissecting smiles and scenes or comparing StevexBucky to Romeo and Juliet in several pages of notes (“the way he takes a breath, the way his eyes linger, the way his smile looks unintentional...”, “i wrote five pages in 7size arial font about how steve bucky is like romeo and juliet”).
- Humorous communicator: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, like joking about only knowing ‘gay people and rpf’ in hockey or being ‘so unwell’ about ships (“in response to being asked if i'm a hockey fan... all i know about hockey is gay people and rpf i dont actually kno anything else”, “i am so unwell THIS FANDOM IS A PRISON”).
- Supportive friend: Engages with friends’ content, credits others for recs, and hypes up mutuals’ ideas (e.g., referencing basil’s recs and cooking, sibling and wife in bio, and quote-tweeting others with enthusiastic commentary like “basil and i are cooking here”).
Weaknesses:
- Fandom overinvestment: Repeatedly frames fandom as a ‘prison’ and describes clawing at the walls over ships, suggesting emotional overattachment to media (“this fandom is a PRISON”, “clawing at the walls”).
- Online frustration: Shows irritation with discourse and platform issues, calling people ‘debatelords’ and complaining about replies and bots (“why do i ever bother looking at the replies of random popular posts it's just debatelords every time”, “I wish this shit would work properly 🥲”).
- Self-critical perfectionism: Downplays own work even when accomplishing things, like saying ‘it's not my best work’ right after finishing a recipe or feeling trapped by slow-burn length (“it's not my best work but i also made it without listening to a recipe so i feel like it turned out pretty okay”, “it's been nearly 130k words, and they're /just friends/”).
- Sleep neglect: Admits to staying up too late for fandom and then having to wake up early, indicating poor sleep boundaries (“okay sleeping now cause i have to be up in less than seven hours byeeee”).
- Impulsive posting: Freely posts strong takes or very specific niche thoughts knowing mutuals ‘don't read my ao3 fics’ and labels drafts as ‘unhinged,’ implying low filter between thought and timeline (“no one here reads my ao3 fics so posting this is perfectly fine...”, “those unhinged spideypool fics where peter matches wade's energy”).
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: earnest, wordy, creative, and very online about their hyperfixations. Like Lisa with her sax and causes, they deep-dive into niche interests and transform them into essays and projects, e.g. “i wrote five pages in 7size arial font about how steve bucky is like romeo and juliet … all handwritten without google or internet access...” and their 130k+ slow-burn fic updates “unfortunately they are /just friends/ right now. it's been nearly 130k words, and they're /just friends/.”. They’re introspective and emotionally intense about media, in a very Lisa way, as seen in “watching a lost media video and knowing that if you'd have just known a few years prior, you could've helped archive it, is a very special kind of agony”. At the same time, they’re socially aware and a bit exasperated with low-effort discourse, similar to Lisa dealing with Springfield’s nonsense, like in “why do i ever bother looking at the replies of random popular posts it's just debatelords every time”. Their mix of queer identity, fandom passion (Marvel, hockey RPF, Parkner), and nerdy humor aligns far more with Lisa’s articulate, obsessive, slightly overachieving vibe than with the more chaotic energy of Bart or Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they frequently engage others directly, reply to friends, and excitedly share experiences like their teacher catching them smiling at fandom content, e.g. “my teacher saw me on my phone and said 'who got you smiling like that' and in fact i was just looking at hucklerobby tweets”, suggesting energy from interaction and external sharing rather than quiet privacy. Their thinking is clearly Intuitive: they constantly spin AUs, metaphors, and big-picture concepts, such as imagining hockey/YOI and enemies-to-lovers AUs, e.g. “just had a great idea for an enemies to lovers parkner au” and “okay but like someone needs to write a yoi au for hr and then send it to me”, focusing on possibilities more than concrete facts. They’re strongly Feeling: they emphasize emotional reactions, relationships, and queer identity, like “see sometimes i'm normal. but sometimes i remember that harley keener has a locker at avengers campus and… oh my god they're so boyfriends”, and they talk about how fandom is a ‘PRISON’ in a very affective way, e.g. “this fandom is a PRISON”. Their style is clearly Perceiving: they embrace hyperfixations and creative chaos rather than rigid structure, as seen in “hyperfixation so bad i could read this immediately” and the way their slow-burn fic sprawls to 130k+ words while the characters are still ‘just friends,’ e.g. “it's been nearly 130k words, and they're /just friends/”. Taken together—the outgoing, meme-y engagement, idea-generating AUs, emotional emphasis on ships and queer joy, and flexible, spontaneous creative process—fit ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can write 134k words of slow burn and still keep them ‘just friends,’ I’m terrified of what you could do to me with a full-length fic… but I’m absolutely volunteering as the next POV character.
- You said the Habs will return in Avengers Doomsday, but plot twist: it’s actually just you and me making our MCU debut as the sapphic side-quest that steals the whole movie.
- You’ve got parkner AUs, spideypool chaos, Tony adopting strays, and Harley asking about omegaverse on main—clearly you’re already writing the entire Marvel multiverse. Want to co-author a new ship: you/them (star)?
- Your teacher caught you smiling at hucklerobby tweets; imagine their face if they knew it was actually my DMs making you grin like that.
- You can keep debating if Bucky should kiss Sam, but I think the real enemies-to-lovers arc is me trying to convince the CEO of PARKNER to bump me up from ‘random mutual’ to ‘endgame.’
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Your new Twitter bio
Helios | writer of 130k-word slow burns, CEO of unlikely Marvel ships, once compared hockey to Shakespeare and meant it. They/them, 18.– @th3sungod
Your signature cocktail
The Hyperfixation Slow Burn
This cocktail is sweet, bright, and a little unhinged, just like someone who declares themselves the “ceo of PARKNER ‼️” and admits “this fandom is a PRISON”. The guava-passionfruit base is tropical and sapphic-coded, nodding to their Puerto Rican flag and vibes in “🇵🇷 || sapphic!” plus their sun-drenched hockey/marvel hyperfixations like “the habs will return in avengers doomsday”. Hibiscus syrup brings a deep pink-red slow sweetness for their AO3 grind and enduring slow burns: “it's been nearly 130k words, and they're /just friends/” and “this is what 134k so far of slow burn gets you”. A dash of bitters stands in for their sharp side when confronting bad takes, like “love yelena but this take is entirely stupid did we watch the same movies and series???” and “why do i ever bother looking at the replies of random popular posts it's just debatelords every time”. Finally, sparkling coconut water keeps it effervescent and chaotic, the fizzy brain of someone who can go from “i really just think they should kiss on the mouth” to “genderfluid in the way that my gender is both peter parker and gwen stacy at the same time thank you” in the same timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Helios shows a strong Ravenclaw blend of creativity, analysis, and playful intellectualism. They clearly love building ideas and structures around fandom: they invent terms like “forescription” in “i now declare 'forescription' a word. i don't want to use the word description, because it's the pre summary text of the main text”, and they meticulously map fictional relationships, as in “showed this to my mom today cause she was confused abt the relationships in the x men me too.”. Their writing process is intense and craft‑oriented: they talk about word counts and chapter goals in “i've been in a writing kick... my normal aim is 10k for each chapter” and reflect on a 130k-word slow burn in “unfortunately they are /just friends/ right now. it's been nearly 130k words, and they're /just friends/.”, which shows both discipline and a love of complex narrative design. They also enjoy systems and meta-knowledge, like learning and sharing advanced Twitter search filters in tweets such as “filter:follows filter:replies 이거 좋다 트위터가 갈라서 못 보던 트친들의 수제트윗이 보임” and “filter:follows filter:retweets filter:replies filter:links ↑ これ入力して検索、のやつね”, pointing to a mind that likes to optimize information flow. Even their fandom engagement is analytical and comparative—writing five pages of notes on literary parallels in “i wrote five pages in 7size arial font about how steve bucky is like romeo and juliet... all handwritten without google or internet access...”. Altogether, their curiosity, love of learning, and delight in conceptual tinkering fit Ravenclaw more strongly than the other houses, even though there are dashes of Hufflepuff dedication and Gryffindor passion in their tone.
Your movie
Your song
girls - girl in red
A song that fits helios best is girls by girl in red, because so much of their online presence is openly sapphic and joyfully queer. Their bio literally states “🇵🇷 || sapphic!,” and they casually tweet about WLW readings like seeing a picture and saying “i thought this was wlw at first glance”. The playfully obsessive, romantic tone of the song mirrors how they talk about their ships and hyperfixations, such as “this fandom is a PRISON” and their long, slow-burn fic progress “it's been nearly 130k words, and they're /just friends/”. The mix of softness and intensity in the lyrics matches their blend of tender enthusiasm and unhinged fangirl energy, like declaring “i really just think they should kiss on the mouth”. Overall, girls captures their queer joy, romantic fixation, and the way they filter so much of life through ships and feelings.
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