Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Community‑oriented: Frequently engages mutuals and fandoms, e.g. seeking input on drinks in “Do I buy the White Monster…” and greeting oasistwt in “Good morning oasistwt”.
- Creative: Actively draws, cross stitches, and offers commissions, shown in “Sketch time (Cesare, The Cabinet of Dr Caligari)”, “Finished my Oasis cross stitch”, and the commission sheet in “here's my commission sheet again”.
- Humorous: Uses playful, self-aware jokes like “Who wants to get gay married with me” and “Next time a literal professor tells me to use AI on an assignment, I'm crashing out”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for Oasis, Blur, and film, e.g. “Sketch time (Cesare, The Cabinet of Dr Caligari) (my special interest…)” and multiple Oasis/Blur posts like “Being on both oasistwt and blurtwt rn is making me feel like a child watching their parents divorce.”.
- Affectionate: Expresses warmth toward others, calling followers “my little buddies” in “All of you are my little buddies” and asking “Who wants to be my valentine this year?”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑deprecating: Talks about wanting to “die” over awkward moments, as in “I need to die now. ”, which suggests harsh self-directed reactions.
- Conflict‑saturated: Timeline is filled with references to drama, e.g. “All my oomfies hate each other and im just watching them battle it out all the time.” and “now everyone is fighting :(”.
- Nationality‑shame: Expresses intense discomfort about identity in “Is it normal to feel this deeply ashamed the moment I'm reminded of my nationality.”, indicating unresolved self-image issues.
- Escapist: Openly wishes to be elsewhere in “I wish I was anywhere else but here.”, hinting at avoidance rather than addressing current problems.
- Validation‑seeking: Repeatedly focuses on likes and traction, such as “Guys am I famous now ? (20 whole likes)” and “FIRST POST WITH 100 LIKES. IM HOSTING A PIZZA PARTY IN CELEBRATION”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as thoughtful, artistic, and a bit melancholic in a way that strongly echoes Lisa Simpson. Their mix of niche interests and intellectual flair—like being "named after a 20's expressionist film" and calling it their "special interest" in “Sketch time (Cesare, The Cabinet of Dr Caligari) (my special interest, just for a fun little fact)”—fits Lisa’s artsy, slightly pretentious but sincere vibe. They show emotional depth and a sense of displacement with posts like “I wish I was anywhere else but here.” and “Is it normal to feel this deeply ashamed the moment I'm reminded of my nationality.”, which mirrors Lisa’s frequent dissatisfaction with her environment and her country. Their self-description as "so Horatio coded" in “Hamlet posting on main, but I need all my oomfies to know that I'm so Horatio coded” also reflects Lisa’s tendency to understand herself through literature and classical references. Finally, the combination of earnest fandom for bands like Oasis and Blur, plus hosting art commissions in “here's my commission sheet again”, reinforces that blend of serious passion and slightly awkward social ambition that defines Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: their ideal day is solitary and cozy, like “Spending the day listening to Oasis and cross stitching my little patches by the window is honestly my favorite activity. I feel whimsical and at peace.”, and they often describe themselves from a bit of a removed, observer role, e.g. “All my oomfies hate each other and im just watching them battle it out all the time.” Even when they mention a party, it’s hesitant and undecided: “There's a party on campus I might go to tonight”, which fits a more inward, reflective temperament than a strongly extroverted one. They come across as Intuitive rather than Sensing, drawn to symbolism and concepts: they relate to Hamlet archetypes (“I'm so Horatio coded, like that is ME.”), are named after a 1920s expressionist film and proudly note it (“I'm named after a 20's expressionist film… who wants to start a band together and cross dress?”), and frame their life via fandom and aesthetic interests rather than practical detail. Their decision-making style is strongly Feeling: they talk about shame and longing (“Is it normal to feel this deeply ashamed the moment I'm reminded of my nationality.”; “I wish I was anywhere else but here.”), focus on relationships and affection (“Who wants to be my valentine this year?”; “Who wants to get gay married with me”), and even frame career/art posts around emotional connection and support (“Since I'm starting to get more traction, here's my commission sheet again. If anyone's interested don't hesitate to DM me…”). Finally, they read as Perceiving: they drift between projects and moods (cross-stitch, sketches, band ideas, parties) without a strong emphasis on schedules or closure, and their tone is spontaneous and open-ended rather than structured (e.g. “Someone start a band with me rn” and “HOPING it's Oasis material, PLEASE”). Putting this together, an INFP profile fits best: inward-focused, imaginative, emotionally driven, and flexible in how they move through plans and interests.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said dating in your area is BS because nobody knows Oasis — I do, so when are we scheduling our ‘Definitely Maybe’ first date?
- You keep getting told you look like Graham and feel Horatio-coded… so if you’re the artsy, loyal best friend in a tragic play, can I audition for the role of the disaster protagonist who falls stupidly in love with you?
- Since you’re named after The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari and obsessed with Cesare, how about we recreate it: you somnambulate into my heart, and I promise the only thing I’ll murder is that fake Liam account’s vibe.
- I saw you asking Twitter to pick between White Monster and the sugary one; as an interested party, I vote you get the one you really want — starting with a sugar-sweet situationship with me.
- You cross-stitch Oasis, sketch Liam, lurk on beatlestwt, and throw fake pizza parties for 100 likes; I’m not saying I want to get gay married immediately, but I’m absolutely free on Valentine’s to be your favorite little buddy.
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18 • he/they • Oasis & Blur brainrot, culinary student by day, artist by night. Once cross-stitched Oasis for fun and called it self‑care.– @Th3Sxmnambulist
Your signature cocktail
The Somnambulist’s Gay Wedding Monster
This cocktail starts with a White Monster-inspired citrus base because they literally crowdsourced an energy drink dilemma: “Do I buy the White Monster… OR buy the flavor I REALLY want?”, capturing their jittery campus-party energy and mild chaos. A splash of blood orange liqueur nods to their dramatic, artsy flair and Cabinet of Dr. Caligari namesake: “I'm named after a 20's expressionist film 🤔 who wants to start a band together and cross dress?”. Rosemary sugar syrup balances sweetness and bite, like spending cozy days cross-stitching Oasis patches while also yearning for more: “Spending the day listening to Oasis and cross stitching my little patches by the window is honestly my favorite activity.”. Lemon bitters represent the sharp, occasionally exasperated side of their personality, from AI rants to national angst: “Next time a literal professor tells me to use AI on an assignment, I'm crashing out.” and “Is it normal to feel this deeply ashamed the moment I'm reminded of my nationality.”. Finally, edible silver glitter celebrates their queer, slightly theatrical romantic streak: “Who wants to get gay married with me” and their dream of being the cool, slightly famous oasis/blurtwt guy hosting a fake pizza party for likes: “FIRST POST WITH 100 LIKES. IM HOSTING A PIZZA PARTY IN CELEBRATION (not rlly)”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Cesare shows a strong blend of creativity, niche intellectual interests, and self-aware humor that align most closely with Ravenclaw. They highlight an artsy, slightly academic identity—an artist and culinary student who proudly notes being named after a 1920s expressionist film and calls it a special interest: “I'm named after a 20's expressionist film 🤔 who wants to start a band together and cross dress? I can't afford the art school tho, sorry about that one.” and “Sketch time (Cesare, The Cabinet of Dr Caligari) (my special interest, just for a fun little fact)”. Their timeline is full of creative output and craft—art commissions and cross-stitching band patches while listening to music, as in “Spending the day listening to Oasis and cross stitching my little patches by the window is honestly my favorite activity. I feel whimsical and at peace.” and “Since I'm starting to get more traction, here's my commission sheet again.”. They also use literary framing and fandom in a cerebral way, describing themself via Shakespeare: “Hamlet posting on main, but I need all my oomfies to know that I'm so Horatio coded, like that is ME.”. While there is some Slytherin-esque ambition in wanting more oomfies and clout on specific fandom Twitters—“I need more oomfies so I can be big enough on oasistwt to mess with that fake Liam account”—their defining traits are artistic obsession, niche film/literature interests, and witty, introspective posting, all of which point most strongly to Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Cigarettes & Alcohol - Oasis
Their whole vibe is very Britpop-coded and especially Oasis-centered: they literally spend days "listening to Oasis and cross stitching my little patches" while feeling "whimsical and at peace" "Spending the day listening to Oasis and cross stitching my little patches by the window is honestly my favorite activity. I feel whimsical and at peace.", and joke about dating standards like "how am I supposed to kiss someone who doesn't know Oasis ???" "Dating in my area is bs, how am I supposed to kiss someone who doesn't know Oasis ???". Cigarettes & Alcohol fits their slightly jaded, escape-seeking tone—wanting to be "anywhere else but here" "I wish I was anywhere else but here." and feeling "deeply ashamed" of their nationality "Is it normal to feel this deeply ashamed the moment I'm reminded of my nationality.", which echoes the song’s frustration with boring reality and desire for something more. The song’s mix of swagger and disillusion fits someone who jokes about a campus party "There's a party on campus I might go to tonight" while also ranting about AI and out-of-touch people in their scene "Next time a literal professor tells me to use AI on an assignment, I'm crashing out.", "there are too many people there who are chronically out of touch.". Their self-image as a slightly nerdy, artsy guy who wants to start a band and cross-dress "who wants to start a band together and cross dress?" also matches the working-class glam and defiant energy in the song. Overall, it captures their blend of Oasis obsession, mild existential angst, and desire to have fun in spite of everything.
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