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The user’s intense, insecure obsession with a single figure mirrors Milhouse’s never‑ending infatuation with Lisa Simpson. They constantly proclaim their inadequacy, e.g., "I’m genuinely the worst dol player ever I’m so fucking slow," which is reminiscent of Milhouse’s self‑deprecating remarks about being a nerd and "the worst at everything." Their frequent pleas for attention and validation, such as "All Jordan fans must be my mutual immediately. NOW." and "I’m so sad right now but I love you guys," echo Milhouse’s desperate attempts to be noticed and liked by Lisa and his peers. The dramatic emotional swings – "I’m going to lose it man 😭😭😭😭" and "I’m so sad right now …" – reflect Milhouse’s tendency to overreact and cry over minor setbacks. Finally, the user’s habit of constantly seeking followers and "mutuals" parallels Milhouse’s need for social acceptance, making Milhouse Van Houten the best match.

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The user shows strong introverted tendencies, often focusing on inner feelings and personal struggles, such as "I’m so sad right now but I love you guys thank you for being so welcoming to me since I’m new to the fandom and all". Their communication is driven by values and emotions, evident in statements like "Jordan I love you . I need him in my bed" and "I’m genuinely the worst dol player ever I’m so fucking slow", indicating a Feeling preference. The content frequently involves imaginative and abstract ideas about characters and fantasies, e.g., "I’m going to the lake on the blood moon for you" and "Pride cometh, then cometh shame", suggesting an Intuitive (N) information style. They prefer flexibility and spontaneity, posting impulsively and seeking mutuals without apparent planning, as shown by "Ok now that I have more followers request my priv @ic1ngsugarr where I’m more unhinged if you’d like ya" and "Drop your PCs and I’ll draw them I need smth to do #dol". This combination of Introversion, Intuition, Feeling, and Perceiving aligns best with the INFP personality type.

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Gaming & art enthusiast | DoL fan who once sketched Jordan by candlelight during a power outage | DM for collabs or art requests– @th3upstairsroom

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This cocktail captures th3upstairsroom's dramatic love for Jordan and the intense DoL community. The dark rum mirrors the 'blood moon' obsession and the bitter edge of feeling shadowbanned, as they wrote, "Twitter pisses me off why do my replies come up as probable spam ugh". Sweet strawberry puree reflects their endless devotion, echoing the tweet "Jordan. Oughhh…. need you bad". A shot of espresso adds the sleepy, slow vibe they admit in "I’m just too lazy to post" and "I’m genuinely the worst dol player ever I’m so fucking slow". Finally, a splash of grenadine and a dash of bitters give the drink its dramatic, tear‑filled finish, just like their tweet "Everyday I wake up and cry because Jordan will never be a love interest . It’s so over".

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows strong loyalty to the DoL community and to the character Jordan, repeatedly thanking followers for welcoming them ('I’m so sad right now but I love you guys thank you for being so welcoming to me since I’m new to the fandom'). They also demonstrate dedication by constantly creating fan art and offering to draw others' PCs ('Drop your PCs and I’ll draw them I need smth to do #dol'). Their desire to be part of the community and to help others reflects Hufflepuff’s emphasis on teamwork and kindness. Even though they seek more followers, they frame it as a request for mutuals rather than a power grab ('All Jordan fans must be my mutual immediately. NOW.'). Overall, their consistent devotion, humility, and willingness to support the fandom align with Hufflepuff values.

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The user constantly obsesses over Jordan, repeatedly stating things like 'Jordan I love you . I need him in my bed' and 'All Jordan fans must be my mutual immediately. NOW.' which mirrors the song’s refrain of a person they can’t stop thinking about. Their tweets also reveal a loop of emotional turmoil, such as 'I’m going to lose it man 😭😭😭😭' and 'I’m so sad right now but I love you guys', echoing the relentless, hypnotic hook of the track. The recurring theme of being unable to escape these thoughts, combined with the desire for constant interaction ('I need mutuals into Degrees of Lewdity'), matches the lyrical obsession in 'I just can’t get you out of my head.'

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