Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Nurturing Nature: Sullivan shows kindness toward creatures, offering “shelter from cold” and “petting and brushing” various beings.
- Protective Boundaries: He is firm about maintaining personal and character integrity, “breaking gimmick” to address and shut down serious false accusations.
- Collaborative Spirit: He actively seeks out others for “actual rp scenarios” and offers his “discord” for more structured storytelling.
- Observational Skills: He pays close attention to the behaviors of others, such as noticing a shark guy “rip a nightcrawler in 2” for no apparent reason.
- Professional Experience: As a “retired police officer”, he brings a sense of authority and tactical knowledge to his current role at Laminax.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Aggression: He admits to getting “mad at a hazzy” and throwing them into a chemical tank as a punishment.
- Short Temper: He threatens violent escalation, stating he will “shoot it with my .357” the next time he sees a specific individual.
- Ethical Flexibility: He participates in disturbing biological experiments where failures were “blobs of flesh we fed to BAKER”.
- Vindictive Behavior: He holds onto grudges and publicly demands responses, stating he is “pissed and im gonna keep bringing it up”.
- Reckless Actions: He casually mentions “releasing mold into the sewers”, which suggests a lack of regard for environmental safety.
Your Simpsons character
Clancy Wiggum
Like Chief Wiggum, Sullivan is a retired police officer who maintains an authoritative yet often bumbling or casual presence within a high-stakes environment. He displays a mix of occasional cruelty, such as when he “threw them in a tank of T.P.O.M and the Urocete mixture”, and an oddly soft, distracted nature where he focuses on trivialities like how “Catte mutant is back... Arkra is laying near my desk as I pet her”. Both characters share a preoccupation with food and comforts, evidenced by his random post simply titled “Icecream.” while in a facility full of abominations. Finally, Sullivan’s defensive outbursts regarding his reputation mirror Wiggum's frequent attempts to maintain dignity despite being incompetent, particularly when he claims he is “pissed and im gonna keep bringing it up until I get a response” regarding accusations against his character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTJ
Sullivan exhibits Extroversion through frequent social interaction and a desire for public engagement, even asking “Who wanna be pet”. His Sensing trait is evident in his focus on concrete, physical tasks and tactical details, such as “Releasing mold into the sewers” or providing specific housing in “refurbished cells”. As a Thinking type, he is blunt and decisive, threatening to shoot a rival with his “.357” and prioritizing logical defense of his reputation over diplomacy. Finally, his Judging nature is shown through his role as a retired officer and current employee who manages experiments and follows through on consequences, like when he “threw them in a tank... ill get them out tommorow.”
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Mint Sprinklekit? Because I've been making weird little chirping noises ever since you walked into the breakroom.
- I promise I’m not a 'crawlipede' experiment, so you don’t have to feel sorry for me—unless you want to take me back to those refurbished cells for some shelter.
- You can put a camera on your hat and call it 'footage,' but I’d rather you just keep your eyes on me while you’re giving out those legendary pets.
- Is your name Arkra? Because I’d love to lay near your desk and purr loudly while you work on your next Laminax project.
- Forget the T.P.O.M. and Urocete mixture—the only thing I want to be immersed in tomorrow is a conversation with a 6'3 retired officer like you.
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42. 6'3. Retired LEO now handling biological anomalies at Laminax. Ask about the time I gave an orange cat a bath. Experimental enthusiast. (OC RP | @Mustard_Shork)– @th_sul91670
Your signature cocktail
The .357 Laminax Refresher
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a retired officer who is “Still mad abt that fucking pseudo shork tryna lie on my name”. The smoky base reflects his readiness to “shoot it with my .357” when pushed, while the bright green Midori nods to the creatures he handles, like the “mint sprinkle fella” he enjoys petting. Despite his tough exterior—like when he “threw them in a tank of T.P.O.M”—the creamy finish represents his softer side for mutants who “need shelter from cold”. It’s a strong, experimental mix for someone who balances creating “new abominations” with being a dedicated petter of “Catte mutants.”
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Sullivan exhibits the classic Slytherin blend of ambitious leadership and a ruthless streak, as seen when he admits, “I decided to get a fewwwwwww different raytraxions together.. only 2 experiments worked.. rest were blobs of flesh we fed to BAKER.”. His resourcefulness and cunning are displayed in his work for Laminax, where he is not afraid to use harsh methods, such as when he “Got mad at a hazzy a bit ago.. threw them in a tank of T.P.O.M and the Urocete mixture..”. Despite this, he maintains a protective inner circle and a sense of pride in his reputation, fiercely defending his name against accusations by stating, “fuck that thing next time I see it im just gonna shoot it with my .357”. This combination of cold pragmatism, authority as a retired officer, and intense loyalty to his own 'gimmick' and character integrity fits the Slytherin mold perfectly.
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Animal - Neon Trees
Sullivan’s account revolves around a chaotic blend of professional duty at Laminax and a strange, hands-on fascination with biological 'abominations.' He oscillates between being a caretaker who offers “shelter from cold” to creatures and a ruthless scientist who admits “New abominations have been.. found, or well. Made. Made by me, atleast.”. The song’s theme of primal desire and losing control fits his volatile personality, especially when he threatens to “shoot it with my .357” during a dispute. Ultimately, his life is defined by the wild nature of his subjects, from petting a “Catte mutant” to feeding failed experiments “to BAKER.” his world is a literal menagerie of monsters.
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