thatonearizonan
green: confident, yellow: guess, red: uncertain
Inactive followers? Check yours!
Fake/Bot followers? Check yours!
sponsored by Circleboom

Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
John's sharp opinions and niche interests make him a modern-day Comic Book Guy. Like the character's encyclopedic knowledge of comics, John's deep dives into basketball strategy and player performance, such as 'Giannis' dpoy is so nice because it's like ykw fuck it my goat has a dpoy, too,' show a similar level of expertise. His sarcastic humor, as in 'great night for hate watching,' aligns with Comic Book Guy's dry wit.

Your MBTI personality Type
John's personality aligns with ENTP: extraverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His extraversion is evident in his frequent engagement with sports debates, like 'Bucks fans who want Giannis out are fools.' His intuition shines in his hot takes, such as 'my hot take of the day is that exodus might be the goat halo level.' His logical thinking drives his sports analysis, as seen in 'Different sport but this is exactly how the packers are perennial contenders.' Finally, his adaptability and humor, like 'great night for hate watching,' showcase his perceiving nature.

Some pickup lines for you

Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Basketball philosopher | Khris Middleton stan | Hate-watcher of sports & lover of hot takes | Balancing quantum finals with Giannis fandom | Phoenix-based, opinion-loaded.– @thatonearizonan

Your signature cocktail
The 'Middleton Mule' reflects John’s bold and refreshing personality. The whiskey represents his strong opinions, as seen in 'Bucks fans who want Giannis out are fools.' The ginger beer adds a spicy kick, much like his hot takes, such as 'my hot take of the day is that exodus might be the goat halo level.' Lime juice and mint leaves bring balance, mirroring his thoughtful sports analysis.

Your Hogwarts House
John's analytical mind and love for intellectual pursuits, as seen in 'A MINUS IN DIFFERENTIAL GEOMETRY WE ARE SO BACK,' align well with Ravenclaw traits. His passion for basketball strategy and academic rigor mirrors their value of intellect and creativity. While his strong opinions might hint at Gryffindor, his focus on logic and analysis, such as 'Different sport but this is exactly how the packers are perennial contenders,' firmly places him in Ravenclaw.

Your movie

Your song
John's unwavering support for his favorite players, like 'khris middleton will never get the respect he deserves,' aligns with the triumphant spirit of this song. His belief in Giannis and the Bucks, as seen in 'Unironically, the dameless bucks are capable of an ecf run,' mirrors the song's themes of perseverance and victory.

Your time travel destination

Your video game

Your spirit animal

Your (un)funny joke

Your superpower

Your fictional best friend

Your dream vacation

Your alternate career path

Your celebrity match

Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 259 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!