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The user’s self‑aggrandizing, authoritarian worldview and fascination with historic dictators mirrors the persona of Mr. Burns, the wealthy, power‑hungry mogul of Springfield. In the bio they proclaim themselves the ‘Reincarnation of Śmigły’ and list favourite politicians such as Edward Rydz‑Śmigły and Engelbert Dolfuss, echoing Burns’s admiration for strongmen and his own sense of superiority. Their tweet ‘My Religion: Catholicism (Novus Ordo to be specific) My ideology: Sanationism/Distributionism My three favourite politicians: Edward Rydz Śmigły Leo XIII Engelbert Dolfuss’ and the flag declaration ‘This is my flag. It stands for unity, freedom, peace, democracy, equality, civilization, diversity, rule of law, science, beauty and strength.’ show a grandiose, propaganda‑like rhetoric typical of Burns’s speeches. The frequent use of vulgar, elitist language – e.g., ‘he just a sensible young white man’ and ‘based’ – aligns with Burns’s contemptuous attitude toward the average citizen. Finally, the chaotic stream of memes and requests for ideological classification reflects Burns’s manipulative, scheming nature, always plotting and controlling narratives.

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Based on the profile, the user displays strong extraverted behavior, frequently engaging with others (e.g., Hey @grok, list my mutuals by who is most likely to fit each ideology …). They operate on abstract ideas and patterns, linking religion, ideology, and philosophy (My Religion: Catholicism (Novus Ordo to be specific) My ideology: Sanationism/Distributionism and Camus u mnie jest na takim samym miejscu jak Nietzsche). Their moral judgments are driven by personal values rather than pure logic (No shit sherlock that making icons of nazis and calling them saints is blasphemy). The overall posting style is spontaneous, meme‑filled, and shows a preference for flexibility over strict planning (Dzienki:3, WE WUZZZ KANGSSSS). These traits together align best with the ENFP type.

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Polish Catholic, history nerd, meme curator, gamer, flag collector. Once mistook a traffic sign for a medieval battle banner.– @ThatOnePole

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The base of Żubrówka grounds the drink in Polish heritage, echoing the user’s pride in being a #1 Sarmata and the tweet 'Reinkarnacja Śmigłego.' A splash of sweet red vermouth nods to the Catholic 'Novus Ordo' devotion mentioned in 'My Religion: Catholicism (Novus Ordo to be specific).' The bitter Campari mirrors the user’s disdain for modern biochemistry and his philosophical clashes like 'Camus u mnie jest na takim samym miejscu jak Nietzsche.' A dash of hot sauce brings the fiery 'ULTRA KILL!' energy that pops up in his timeline. Finally, a rosemary sprig and tiny cross garnish symbolize the old‑world Sarmatian noble tradition and his Catholic identity.

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The user displays strong ambition and a thirst for power, praising authoritarian figures in the tweet "My ideology: Sanationism/Distributionism My three favourite politicians: Edward Rydz Śmigły Leo XIII Engelbert Dolfuss". They also show strategic, cunning thinking by asking "Hey @grok, list my mutuals by who is most likely to fit each ideology..." indicating a desire to manipulate social networks. Their repeated endorsement of nationalist and fascist symbols, such as "My opinion on these ideologies: Nazism: do dupy Fascism: 6/10" and "Prawdziwy sztandar komuny, nie te całe Engelsy, Marksy i Leniny", reflects a drive for dominance typical of Slytherin. Overall, the emphasis on status, control, and ambitious ideology aligns best with Slytherin values.

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The song that best fits @ThatOnePole is the Polish national anthem, 'Mazurek Dąbrowskiego' (Poland Is Not Yet Lost). Their bio declares them a '#1 Sarmata' and a fan of historic Polish figures like Rydz‑Śmigły, echoed in tweets such as 'My three favourite politicians: Edward Rydz Śmigły Leo XIII Engelbert Dolfuss' and the nationalist rallying cry 'Polska spaliła wszystkie mosty z Rosją (Dzięki Bogu, że się tak stało)'. The anthem’s refrain 'Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła, kiedy my żyjemy' mirrors their fierce patriotism and belief that Poland must endure, matching their flag description that 'stands for unity, freedom, peace, democracy, equality, civilization, diversity, rule of law, science, beauty and strength.' Their repeated references to historic Polish songs and symbols, like being a 'Fan Kaczmara' and quoting 'mury runą żona runie', show a deep connection to Poland’s musical heritage, making the national anthem the most fitting soundtrack to their online persona.

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