Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Extreme Self-Confidence: He asserts dominance over his peers, claiming to be on a “higher plane of consciousness” compared to the other animatronics.
- Brand Loyalty: He takes pride in the franchise's success, stating he is the “sole reason” for its longevity.
- Sarcastic Humor: He utilizes witty roasts against rivals, such as mocking a “purple chud” who wants to be a Fazbear.
- Creative Problem-Solver: He found a budget-friendly solution for plushies by making them out of “solid metal” to save on fabric.
- Socially Engaged: He actively interacts with his followers, even celebrating a “one year” anniversary of having internet access.
Weaknesses:
- Severe Aggression: He frequently threatens others, telling one user “I will destroy you” in a quoted reply.
- Financial Irresponsibility: He admitted to spending money at a casino instead of helping children, saying “fuck them kids”.
- Fragile Ego: He gets easily “pissed” when others attempt to imitate or copy his style.
- Poor Professionalism: He openly insults his workplace, describing the pizzeria's infrastructure as “trickle down economics” due to leaks.
- Identity Confusion: Despite his status, he admits he doesn't “even KNOW” his own lore or backstory.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Like the sophisticated yet vengeful Robert Terwilliger, @ThatYellowBear possesses a massive ego and a penchant for theatrical threats, such as when they declare, “I will destroy you.” They view themselves as intellectually superior to their peers, claiming, “I’m on a higher plane of consciousness than the rest of these losers.” Much like Bob’s obsession with Krusty or Bart, this user frequently targets others with articulate malice, telling one individual to “Count your days, you worthless scumbag.” Despite their refinement, they are prone to outbursts of pure rage, tweeting, “Okay now I’m pissed.” Ultimately, both characters share a narcissistic belief that they are the only ones “keeping this damn restaurant from going under.”
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Golden Freddy exhibits Extroversion (E) through a constant need for digital attention and engagement, frequently instigating conflict and proclaiming, “I am the sole reason this franchise is successful.” His Intuition (N) is seen in his self-proclaimed “higher plane of consciousness” and his focus on abstract concepts like “trickle down economics” over literal duties. He leans heavily toward Thinking (T), displaying a blunt, confrontational, and often cynical attitude, such as when he tells a critic to “Eat shit,” prioritizing his own ego over harmony. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait is evident in his chaotic, spontaneous posting style and his admission that he doesn't even “KNOW my own lore,” showing a preference for making things up as he goes rather than following a set plan.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the IRS? Because after seeing your tweet, I’m ready to lose everything I own to you.
- I promise to never break Rule 4, but I’d definitely break my 'no dating' rule for a 24k gold Labubu owner like you.
- If you’re on a higher plane of consciousness than the rest of these losers, do you think there's room for two up there?
- Forget Cam 2B, the only view I want to be stuck staring at is you in the West Hall Corner.
- Is your name Shannon? Because I’m ready to spend all my FazCoins at the Fazino just to win a date with you.
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Managing the West Hall Corner while surviving on trickle-down economics and pizza grease. Once Batista Bombed a fraud for clout. Higher consciousness, lower budget.– @ThatYellowBear
Your signature cocktail
The 24k Gold 'It’s Me' Martini
This cocktail is a high-class yet bitter concoction served on a “higher plane of consciousness than the rest of these losers.” It features a sparkling Prosecco topper because, as the bear says, “Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza runs on trickle down economics.” Despite its expensive appearance, the drink has a sharp, aggressive kick designed for someone who tells their enemies to “Count your days, you worthless scumbag.” It is the ultimate choice for a bear who claims “I am the sole reason this franchise is successful” and isn't afraid to let the whole pizzeria hear about it.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Golden Freddy displays a classic Slytherin mix of high ambition and a biting, self-serving wit, frequently asserting that he is “the sole reason this franchise is successful.” He shows a strong sense of superiority and resourcefulness, claiming to be “on a higher plane of consciousness than the rest of these losers” and prioritizing his own interests above all else. His cunning and lack of concern for traditional ethics are evident when he decides to spend company money at a casino, shouting “Fuck them kids” as he chases his own wealth. Furthermore, his tendency to hold grudges and ruthlessly target rivals, such as when he tells a detractor to “count your days, you worthless scumbag,” solidifies his placement in the house of the ambitious and the shrewd.
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I'm Better Than You - The Living Tombstone
This song perfectly encapsulates Golden Freddy's massive ego and his insistence that he is the superior animatronic. He explicitly claims, “I’m on a higher plane of consciousness than the rest of these losers” and asserts that “I am the sole reason this franchise is successful”. The lyrics mirror his competitive and hostile nature toward his coworkers, such as when he tells a rival to “hit the gym” or insults them for needing “photoshop” to appear threatening. Ultimately, his belief that he's “better than Taylor Swift” reinforces a theme of absolute, albeit humorous, narcissism.
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