Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Shows care and love for family and friends, like praising his mom for helping with paperwork in “minha mãe faltando trabalho pra resolver papelada minha 🤍” and calling a friend an “angel” in “a @stellabmth_ é um anjo em personificação de todos os sentidos!”.
- Cinephile: Constantly discusses films and series, from Law & Order obsession in “EU AMO LEI E ORDEM! SÉRIE GENIAL” to Oscar discourse in “filme podre demais não sei como passou em cannes e ainda consagrou indicações ao oscar...”.
- Humorous: Plays with absurdity and self-deprecation, like “as crianças de 10 anos no tik tok, eu com 10 anos tava era engolindo terra mds” and joking that carnival is Brazil’s Halloween in “carnaval é o mais próximo que o brasil chega de uma festa halloween”.
- Opinionated: Shares strong cultural takes, criticizing franchises and directors in “piratas do caribe morreu com o troca a troca de atores e o roteiro que vai e vinha a muito tempo...” and “acho que a pandemia comeu o raciocínio e genialidade do taika waititi por aquela bomba de amor e trovão”.
- Grateful: Openly appreciates help and kindness, like thanking a driver in “o moço me dando carona uma lenda msm” and valuing a friend sharing a Mubi account in “minha amg vai dividir a mubi dela comigo uma lenda msm”.
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination: Repeatedly admits delaying tasks and episodes, as in “cara eu sou muito procrastinador tenho que parar com isso urgentemente” and “procrastinei uns 3 dias pra ver”.
- Harshness: Uses very strong language for criticism, calling a doctor a “puta velha” in “aquela puta velha da médica falando q tenho escoliose” and labeling films as “lixo” in “nossa emilia pérez é um lixo mesmo plmds”.
- Negativity: Often frames experiences through annoyance or hate, like “preguiça de discussão nessa rede social hoje” and “último dia de janeiro não tô bem”.
- Judgmental: Quick to dismiss things and people, such as mocking “farofada” users in “acho quem fala 'farofada' pra filmes de terror é tão era medieval nam” and saying he hates military doctors in “descobri que odeio médicos militares”.
- Self-neglect: Shows low regard for own well-being and health, complaining about tests and pain in “meu pisou no falso quase deslocou senhor” while also leaning on caffeine and soda in “amo consumir cafeína é um dos maiores prazeres sim” and “comprei coca nem amo véi”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: thoughtful, opinionated, and a little prematurely grown-up about culture and justice. Like Lisa with her obsessions, they fixate on specific series and films, especially law shows and awards discourse, raving about Law & Order (“EU AMO LEI E ORDEM! SÉRIE GENIAL E AINDA APAIXONEI POR NOVA YORK”) and worrying about how a season will end (“se o último episódio da 14° temporada de lei e ordem não fechar com chave de ouro, se prepare dick wolf...”). They show a strong sense of fairness and frustration with injustice, from film industry snubs (“impossível aceitar que esse não teve uma indicação ao oscar”) to broader cruelty like animal violence (“ultimamente tá tendo tanta violência animal que tá indescritível essas situações horríveis”). Their sarcasm and media criticism—calling a Cannes‑lauded movie terrible (“filme podre demais não sei como passou em cannes e ainda consagrou indicações ao oscar...”) and dragging Taika Waititi’s work (“a pandemia comeu o raciocínio e genialidade do taika waititi por aquela bomba de amor e trovão”)—echo Lisa’s critical, brainy side. At the same time, their tenderness toward family, like appreciating their mom skipping work to help with paperwork (“minha mãe faltando trabalho pra resolver papelada minha 🤍”), mirrors Lisa’s deep attachment to Marge and her family despite all the complaining.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly comment on social events, friends, and shared experiences, like joking about tweeting instead of actually watching BBB in “eu comentando o bbb como se realmente estivesse assistindo o reality mesmo ai” and celebrating mutuals and friends in “caraca a @stellabmth_ é um anjo em personificação de todos os sentidos!”. Their focus is more Intuitive than Sensing: they jump quickly to opinions, metaphors and generalizations (e.g., critiquing trends in cinema in “todo o ano eles estão trabalhando com as mesmas produções inacreditável” and joking about cultural patterns like “carnaval é o mais próximo que o brasil chega de uma festa halloween”), rather than detailing concrete sensory data. They show a strong Feeling orientation: their tweets are emotionally expressive and value‑laden, such as compassion and outrage in “ultimamente tá tendo tanta violência animal que tá indescritível essas situações horríveis” and affection for loved ones in “minha mãe faltando trabalho pra resolver papelada minha 🤍”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they frequently mention procrastination and going with the flow, like “cara eu sou muito procrastinador tenho que parar com isso urgentemente” and delaying episodes in “hoje a noite vou acabar o episódio da patixa em lei e ordem procrastinei uns 3 dias pra ver”. Taken together—their social, playful interaction style, emotional expressiveness, abstract commentary on media and culture, and relaxed, unstructured approach to tasks—fits best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Dick Wolf doesn’t close Law & Order season 14 with a golden ending, I volunteer us as the spin-off: ‘Law & Order: Special Feelings Unit’ starring you, me, and a New York trip you fell in love with.
- You said Carnival is the closest Brazil gets to a Halloween party—so if I show up as your ‘farofada de terror’ crush, do I get a treat, a trick, or just a marathon of your favorite horror movies?
- Your mom skipping work to help you with paperwork, you calling her to go with you to appointments, and you tweeting about being a ‘good person’… I don’t need a medical test to know I’ve just developed a huge crush on you.
- You dragging Emilia Pérez, Pirates of the Caribbean’s actor chaos, and Taika’s ‘Love and Thunder’ while worshipping Law & Order and The Pitt… with that taste, the real Oscar snub is the Academy ignoring the masterpiece that is you + me sharing a Mubi account.
- You almost twisted your ankle on the stairs, your coke keeps falling out of bags, the bus station at 16h is chaos, and the medical exam said you had scoliosis when you don’t—clearly the universe is trying to push you into someone’s arms. Want to test if mine fix your balance?
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Film nerd powered by caffeine & Law & Order marathons. Once almost dislocated my ankle on the stairs and still pressed play on another episode.– @thcarmichwl
Your signature cocktail
Law & Order: Special Caffeine Unit
This cocktail is powered by cold brew coffee for their unapologetic caffeine love, inspired by them saying “amo consumir cafeína é um dos maiores prazeres sim”. Dark rum brings depth and a slightly chaotic kick, matching the dramatic cinephile who rants that “filme podre demais não sei como passou em cannes e ainda consagrou indicações ao oscar...”. A splash of cherry cola nods to the everyday joy of soda and late-night timelines, like when they happily admit “comprei coca nem amo véi”. The orange twist is a bright flourish for their carnival/Brazilian pop culture energy, as seen when they joke that “carnaval é o mais próximo que o brasil chega de uma festa halloween”. Finally, a pinch of smoked salt represents the bittersweet, sarcastic edge of someone who loves crime procedurals and warns, “se o último episódio da 14° temporada de lei e ordem não fechar com chave de ouro, se prepare dick wolf...”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Thay shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, kindness, and a soft spot for good people. They repeatedly express affection and gratitude for loved ones, like when they talk about their mom helping with paperwork despite work obligations in “minha mãe faltando trabalho pra resolver papelada minha 🤍” and when they gush that a friend sharing a streaming account is “a legend” in “minha amg vai dividir a mubi dela comigo uma lenda msm”. Their sensitivity to fairness and goodness is clear in “pessoas legais e boas nunca tem patron, esse mundo é injusto e cruel”, where they lament how the world treats kind people, and in their distress over cruelty to animals in “ultimamente tá tendo tanta violência animal que tá indescritível essas situações horríveis”. They value warmth and emotional bonds, calling a friend “an angel in every sense” in “caraca a @stellabmth_ é um anjo em personificação de todos os sentidos!”, which reflects Hufflepuff’s appreciation of genuinely good-hearted people over status or ambition. While they have humor, opinions, and some procrastination, their most consistent through-line is caring deeply about others and small everyday loyalties, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
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