Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses care and physical affection, like preferring hugs over gifts and describing intense hugs in detail in “vc prefere ganhar um abraço ou um presente legal?” and “um abraço longe e forte o suficiente pra nossa carne se juntar”.
- Supportive: Offers emotional support, saying they lend a shoulder and listen when friends are sad in “que conselho vc dá a seus amigos quando eles estão tristes?” and offers help even in jokes like hiding a body in “se você quiser demandar alguém ou precisar de ajuda pra esconder um corpo pode me chamar”.
- Honest: Gives direct, unfiltered answers such as “não tenho ex pra sentir falta”, “não .” about soulmates, and bluntly acknowledging having ADHD in “eu já tenho essa merda”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and dark humor, like joking about swearing in “não né caralho , bagulho deselegante da porra”, laughing at chaos in “HAHAHSHDJJSHAJAHA EU ACHO É POUCO”, and playful overreactions in multiple quoted-tweet replies.
- Open-minded: Shows flexibility in relationships and connections, identifying as pan and demiace in “corrente de apresentação”, being okay with various communication forms in “tanto faz por mim”, and saying age doesn’t matter for friendship in “tem criança de 9 anos no hospital... me considerando melhor amigue”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshness: Can be verbally aggressive or hostile, like urging violence in “mate esses homens eles não te merecem” and saying “tô não vai se fode” before softening the statement.
- Self-deprecation: Talks about death or self-harm lightly, e.g. “eu só morro de vez em quando”, and frames themselves as undeserving or cursed by loneliness in “não dá pra amaldiçoar a solidão”.
- Loneliness: Admits to a tiny social circle and willingness to accept false friends, saying “minúsculo e não direi mais que isso” and “trocaria , não dá pra amaldiçoar a solidão”.
- Impulsivity: Expresses intense, sometimes extreme impulses, like wanting to bite partners aggressively in public in “vou estar mordendo minhe parceire agressivamente em praça pública” and describing violent urges in “vontade de dar um tiro (não sei se nela ou em mim)”.
- Emotional-volatility: Swings between affection and anger, e.g. calling themselves pegajoso in “EU sou pegajose” while also reacting with intense caps-locked outbursts and threats in tweets like “EU TE QUEBRO NA PORRA PIRADÁ MEO”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The account mixes dark humor, impulsiveness, and surprising warmth in a way that fits Homer Simpson best. They joke about crime and chaos with lines like “if you ever need to sue someone or need help hiding a body you can call me 🫡”, which mirrors Homer’s over-the-top, reckless bravado. At the same time, they’re emotionally intense and needy for affection, saying “I have a lot of love to give and little to receive 🥀💔” and admitting “I AM clingy.”, much like Homer’s childlike need for attention and reassurance. They balance cynicism with genuine care, answering that respect is “important and mandatory” in “respect is important and mandatory right my dear.” and describing how they comfort sad friends by listening in “I usually just offer my shoulder and listen to them.”, echoing Homer’s clumsy but real loyalty to loved ones. Their chaotic humor, love of drugs and partying in “mdma, weed, mushrooms, methamphetamine AND lsd.”, and tendency to swing between aggression and tenderness all resemble Homer’s flawed, messy, but strangely lovable personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they actively interact with many people via Tellonym, answer every question (“you respond any question you get?”), invite DMs (“yes. what kind of question is this”), and talk about being very physically affectionate in public (“I’ll be biting my partner aggressively in public square”). Their style is strongly Intuitive: they jump into abstract reflections and metaphors, like turning a hug into body-merging symbolism (“a hug long and strong enough for our flesh to join and we become one individual”) and joking about “instaurar a revolução comunista” as a yearly goal (“goal this year: instaurar the communist revolution”). They show a clear Feeling preference: they center emotions and relationships (“I have a lot of love to give and little to receive”), emphasize respect as “important and mandatory” (“respect is important and mandatory right my dear”), and say they offer their shoulder and listen when friends are sad (“I usually just offer my shoulder and listen”). Their chaotic humor, openness to last‑minute experiences, and flexible stance on responsibility and forgiveness (“depends, emotional, financial… there are many ways to be responsible”, “I’m not in the mood to forgive (kidding, depending on what it is I forgive)”) indicate Perceiving rather than strict structure. Altogether, their expressive, people-focused, metaphorical, and spontaneous tweeting style best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d trade the solidão even for a fake friend… lucky for you I’m very real, extremely pegajose, and fully prepared to be the +1 in that ‘abraço tão forte que a carne se junta e viramos um só indivíduo’.
- You: MDMA, maconha, cogumelos, metanfetamina e LSD. Me: looking at your timeline and thinking the only trip I need is the one where we end up in praça pública and you ‘mordendo minhe parceire agressivamente’.
- You work with kids in the hospital, know that Mondays spike heart attacks, and still joke about hiding bodies for friends — statistically speaking, the most dangerous place for my heart is next to you.
- Pan, demiace, 1,90m, purple and black, communism to instaurar a revolução… if you ever need someone to help redistribute affection and means of produção de carinho, I volunteer as your comrade-in-arms (and in hugs).
- You keep saying ‘eu só morro de vez em quando’ and ‘já me jogaram aos ursos e eu tô vivo’ — how about we test your survival skills numa call: you talk shy & terrified in English like naquele tweet, and I try not to fall harder for you?
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Your new Twitter bio
35 • nurse with Monday-heart-attack facts, communist dreams & too many Tellonym replies. Once ate mystery pink food & survived to tweet about it.– @THCH4OS
Your signature cocktail
The Pan-Demic Chaos (Affection Aggressively On the Rocks)
This cocktail is strong, chaotic and a little dangerous, like someone who casually lists “mdma , maconha , cogu melos , metanfetamina EEEE lsd” as past experiments in “que drogas você já experimentou?”. The vodka with espresso and chili brings the stressed, over-caffeinated Monday energy from their fact-drop about heart attacks in “sabia que segunda feira é o dia com maior incidência de ataques cardíacos...”. Blackberry liqueur and purple glitter syrup nod to their favorite colors and dramatic tenderness in “tenho muito amor pra dar e pouco pra receber 🥀💔” and their intro with “cor favorita: roxo e preto .” in “𝓒orrente de apresentação 💥”. The absinthe is for their intense, borderline feral affection in “vou estar mordendo minhe parceire agressivamente em praça pública .”. Finally, the activated charcoal tonic water makes it literally dark and a bit toxic-looking, echoing their +18 account vibe and the way they joke about violence and chaos in “as vezes eu vejo certa pessoa e me vem a vontade de dar um tiro (não sei se nela ou em mim)”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They consistently show a sharp, ruthless edge and a taste for dark humor that fits Slytherin’s resourcefulness and survival-focused mindset. For example, they joke about being ready to help hide bodies in defense of a friend — “certissimo amigo mas se você quiser demandar al guém ou precisar de ajuda pra esconder um corpo pode me chamar 🫡” — and casually say they’ve already been thrown to the bears and survived, so what’s a wolf: “ja me jogaram aos ursos e eu to vivo o que é um lobo nessa porra.” Their ambition and grandiosity also slip through, like listing their yearly goal as “instaurar a revolução comunista,” which, while humorous, reveals a taste for large-scale power fantasies. They’re willing to trade authenticity for avoiding isolation — “trocaria , não dá pra amaldiçoar a solidão” — showing pragmatic self‑preservation over idealism. At the same time, they’re intensely protective of their own and can be quite possessive and cutting, as in “N∆° F4LA D^§ M!ⁿ#∆$ π^T∆ MEO” and the gleefully threatening “essas coisas... meo eu te quebro na porrada meo.” This blend of dark humor, resilience, ambition, and protective aggression aligns most strongly with Slytherin over the other houses.
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Your song
bad guy - Billie Eilish
Billie Eilish’s bad guy fits them because it mixes dark humor, chaos, and flirtatious aggression in the same way their timeline does. They’re openly +18 and irreverent, joking about helping hide a body in “se você quiser demandar alguém ou precisar de ajuda pra esconder um corpo pode me chamar 🫡”, which matches the song’s playful villain energy. Their intense, physical way of showing affection, like wanting a hug “long and strong enough for our flesh to merge into one individual” in “um abraço longe e forte o suficiente pra nossa carne se juntar e nos tornarmos um unico individuo”, echoes the song’s sensual, slightly unhinged tone. They balance being caring and emotional with a sharp, menacing sense of humor—seen in lines like “as vezes eu vejo certa pessoa e me vem a vontade de dar um tiro (não sei se nela ou em mim)”—which fits the contrast between the soft vocals and sinister lyrics in bad guy. Even their chaotic, glitched typing style in posts like “4πRAⁿ©^ A p€L£ N4 F∆©^ ...” matches the song’s offbeat, mischievous vibe.
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