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Your Simpsons character
Like the refined yet murderous Robert Terwilliger, @the12thCarcha balances a surprisingly soft domestic life with an extreme, theatrical appetite for violence and revenge against an institution. While he dotes on his 'fat babies,' he remains a self-described domestic terrorist who boasts “oh ill kill anyone, I enjoy doing it. I keep tropheys on them”. His tendency to decorate his surroundings with macabre displays, such as when he “just covered the pit in bodies, hung them... and display them like trophies”, mirrors Bob’s grandiose, murderous flair. Both characters possess a biological resilience and a singular, obsessive focus on destroying a specific entity, with Carcharodon frequently declaring “IM REESTABLISHING MY TERRITORY, LAMINAX” in a manner befitting a Simpsons antagonist.

Your MBTI personality Type
Carcharodon displays Introversion through a preference for solitary violence and domestic life with his pets, often reacting to others with hostility or confusion, such as when he asks, “Who is this cunt”. His Sensing trait is evident in his hyper-fixation on physical mechanics and biology, like noting he has “over 10+ rows of teeth” or detailing the exact dimensions of his “big as shit” axe. Thinking is his dominant mode of evaluation, characterized by a blunt, detached approach to extreme gore, seen when he casually mentions “Turning bucket cattes into mist” simply because he is bored. Finally, his Perceiving nature shows in his impulsive, reactionary lifestyle, frequently tweeting about doing things just “bc i feel like it lolll” or because he is “bored” rather than following a structured plan.

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Carcharodon | Biological anomaly & father of 63. Expert in demolition and site-wide facility audits. Once threw a catte so high I had time to DoorDash a meal.– @the12thCarcha

Your signature cocktail
This drink is as volatile and aggressive as Carch himself, featuring a high-proof mezcal to reflect his destructive capabilities since he's the “reason most sites are gone.” The blood orange represents his brutal hobby of “RIPPING PEOPLE IN HALF!!!!!!” and his tendency to leave “mutilated corpses” as trophies. To honor his softer side as a father to Max and Sigríðr, the syrup adds a sweetness that mirrors how he calls them “Fucking fat babies i love them.” Finally, the charcoal and steel garnish pay homage to his massive 96-inch axe and the fact that he's currently “REESTABLISHING MY TERRITORY, LAMINAX.”

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Carcharodon embodies the ruthless ambition and resourcefulness of a Slytherin, viewing the world through a lens of power and territorial dominance, as seen when he declares, “IM REESTABLISHING MY TERRITORY, LAMINAX.”. He takes a dark pride in his lineage and status as an apex predator, boasting, “theres a reason they stopped at 12.”, which aligns with the house's value of self-importance and legacy. His resourcefulness is noted in his ability to manipulate his own biology, claiming his “scars are purely optional and can change at any time.”, showcasing a level of physical control for self-preservation. Furthermore, his blatant disregard for rules in favor of personal vendettas, such as “initiating another attack on the facility again,” confirms a cunning, goal-oriented nature that prioritizes his own agenda above all else.

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This song perfectly captures Carcharodon’s struggle with his monstrous nature and the violent impulses inherent to his 'gootraxion' biology. He openly acknowledges his brutality, stating “oh ill kill anyone, I enjoy doing it.” while also displaying a surreal, fragmented domestic life with his children. The lyrics reflect his shift from a controlled experiment to a feral force of nature, as seen when he declares, “IM REESTABLISHING MY TERRITORY, LAMINAX.” and threatens to “reduce you to a shape”. Despite the carnage and his claim that “all of his scars are purely optional,” there is a clear sense of an identity forged through trauma and biological warfare that he cannot—or will not—escape.

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