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Your Simpsons character
They read as a very online, emotionally intense nerd with strong niche fixations, which lines up well with Lisa Simpson’s mix of passion, overthinking, and being a little too invested in her interests. Their timeline is full of hyperfocused fandom takes and media criticism, like dragging character design in tweets such as “T*uya art is so fucking ugly oh my god” and “I like the actual fit itself besides the boots but man that head shape is not it.”, mirroring Lisa’s tendency to overanalyze the things she loves. Their bio (“Sleep deprived Horrible Financial decisions”) and posts like “Man i feel exhausted i dont know why. Nothing ever happens” fit Lisa’s perpetual mix of burnout and existential malaise. They also show a moral/critical streak about online culture, as in “Can the youtube algorithm stop fucking pushing these channels that all they do is community post ai generated suggestive/nsfw slop”, reminiscent of Lisa’s principled rants about media and ethics. Finally, their willingness to be dramatic and intensely earnest about their interests—like “NEW MEGA MAN ANSJSJDIWIEIW9E9EIIEKKOOA929298273M3.D DLRL3 W Q ñwowee 3 Wo9923i” and “I'd take a bullet for this game tbh”—captures Lisa’s heartfelt, sometimes over-the-top enthusiasm for her favorite things.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come off as more inward-focused than socially performative, often talking about being exhausted and wanting low-stimulation company, like “Oomf can i come over and be nonverbal” and “Man i feel exhausted i dont know why. Nothing ever happens”, which fits an Introvert (I) more than an attention-seeking Extrovert. Their interests and reactions are highly conceptual and fandom-driven (anime, games, characters, trends), e.g. “Wtf was toriyama doing bro oh my god the motion is insane” and “I will talk about pokemon with you all day but dont you ever fucking ask me to play the games”, suggesting an Intuitive (N) focus on ideas, aesthetics, and narratives rather than real‑world, practical details. Their judgments lean heavily on personal likes/dislikes and emotional reactions—“T*uya art is so fucking ugly oh my god” and “Can the youtube algorithm stop fucking pushing these channels that all they do is community post ai generated suggestive/nsfw slop”—indicating a value-driven Feeling (F) approach more than detached logical analysis. They appear spontaneous, reactive, and mood-based rather than structured or planned, expressing sudden swings like “Mood swings so horrible tonight youd think im on my period” and chaotic hype such as “NEW MEGA MAN ANSJSJDIWIEIW9E9EIIEKKOOA929298273M3.D”, which aligns with Perceiving (P) over Judging. Overall, an emotionally expressive, fandom-focused introvert with strong value judgments and a loose, unstructured lifestyle is best captured by INFP.

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Miku | She/Her | Talks Pokémon, DB, Mega Man & fighting games more than she plays them. Once forgot her own priv @—sleep deprivation stays winning.– @The13thMaid

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail hits like a sleep-deprived all-nighter turned timeline scroll: the espresso-infused vodka channels her insomnia and chaotic gaming marathons, like when she says she’d die for a game in “I'd take a bullet for this game tbh”. The neon blue curaçao nods to her love of anime/gaming aesthetics and colorful chaos in posts like “The new splatoon update singlehandlely making me wanna go back”. Spicy ginger syrup represents her sharp, occasionally unfiltered takes, from “T*uya art is so fucking ugly oh my god” to “Can the youtube algorithm stop fucking pushing these channels that all they do is community post ai generated suggestive/nsfw slop”. The playful lychee soda adds sweetness for the softer, goofy side that posts things like “Playing with my toys” and “Not being a cosplayer is funny because half the time I look like this and the other half the exact same”. Finally, a dash of salted plum bitters captures that mix of exhaustion and emotional whiplash she owns in “Mood swings so horrible tonight youd think im on my period” and “Man i feel exhausted i dont know why. Nothing ever happens”, giving the drink a lingering depth under all the chaos.

Your Hogwarts House
Miku reads as primarily Gryffindor because of her impulsiveness, intensity, and willingness to say exactly what she thinks, even if it's aggressive or unpopular. She constantly reacts in the moment with big emotions and little self-censorship, like when she rants “fuck alain fuck alain fuck alain… fuck” or threatens, half-jokingly, “This shit better not be Ranma 1/2 istg im gonna behead oofio”. That same energy goes into fierce, almost protective stanning, such as “I'd take a bullet for this game tbh” and her loud hype over franchises she loves like Mega Man in “NEW MEGA MAN ANSJSJDIWIEIW9E9EIIEKKOOA929298273M3.D”. She clearly values calling things out and standing on her opinions, evident when she complains about AI-slop channels in “Can the youtube algorithm stop fucking pushing these channels that all they do is community post ai generated suggestive/nsfw slop” and bluntly criticizes character designs like “T*uya art is so fucking ugly oh my god”. While she does show wit and niche-nerd knowledge (a Ravenclaw trait) and loyalty to her interests (a Hufflepuff trait), the dominant throughline is bold, reactive, ride-or-die emotion and a tendency to charge headfirst into how she feels—very Gryffindor-coded behavior.

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A fitting song for Miku is “Life Will Change” from Persona 5. They clearly love stylish, fast‑paced, dramatic media, as shown by posts like “Persona 5 racing” and their hype over Dragon Ball and Mega Man in tweets such as “Wtf was toriyama doing bro oh my god the motion is insane” and “NEW MEGA MAN ANSJSJDIWIEIW9E9EIIEKKOOA929298273M3.D”. The song’s theme of rebelling against a messed‑up status quo fits their blunt, chaotic humor and frequent frustration, like “Can the youtube algorithm stop fucking pushing these channels that all they do is community post ai generated suggestive/nsfw slop” and “My teacher called us retarded unprompted”. Its mix of swagger and exhaustion also resonates with tweets like “Man i feel exhausted i dont know why. Nothing ever happens” and their bio’s “Sleep deprived / Horrible Financial decisions,” suggesting someone tired but still pushing forward. Overall, the stylish rebellion, emotional highs and lows, and gaming/anime energy of “Life Will Change” line up closely with how they present themselves online.

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