Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative dedication: Produces massive creative works, including “fanfics with over 100,000 words” and complex animations.
- Academic excellence: Maintains a positive relationship with faculty, specifically being a “teachers favorite student” who receives gifts.
- Linguistic ability: Possesses bilingual skills and a desire to connect with others through “Russian ancestry” and language.
- Artistic humility: Remains modest about their talents despite others asking to draw “fanart of their OCs”.
- Resourceful researcher: Uses alternative platforms like Twitter for “research for writing” when standard search engines fail.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive behavior: Engages in harmful physical acts, such as “cutting during school” and ignoring health safety.
- Digital safety risks: Openly discusses accessing the “dark web” and illegal marketplaces for drugs or information.
- Disordered eating: Promotes unhealthy dietary mindsets, claiming “it’s not how much calories you eat” but the mentality.
- Severe procrastination: Admits to failing goals early and pushing discipline to the future, stating “March is when I’ll really lock in”.
- Social isolation: Expresses a lack of trust in real-life peers and prefers the “Shedtwt” community over healthy offline interactions.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, @The_CultOfVenus is a highly intellectual, self-identified “AUTHOR” who often feels like an outsider among peers, noting that “80% of the immature as fuck people in my school” don't understand them. They share Lisa's artistic soul, spending time “rewatch white pine while drawing” and expressing deep existential dread through their interests. Both are deeply opinionated on social issues, as seen when they criticize others for not supporting “cults” or when they express frustration with their “French teacher”. Ultimately, this user embodies the darker, modern teenage version of Lisa—hyper-literate, sensitive, and constantly questioning their “gender crisis” and place in the world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
@The_CultOfVenus displays Introversion through a focus on solitary, internal worlds, often stating “I feel so bad, I’m just going to collapse and sleep for the rest of the day”. Their Intuition is evident in their identification as an author and artist who explores dark, abstract themes, such as when they ask “What does it feel like to hang yourself?” for creative research. They lean toward Feeling, navigating a complex “gender crisis” and expressing deep emotional connections to media like Needy Streamer Overload. Finally, their Perceiving trait shows in a spontaneous, disorganized lifestyle, admitting “I already messed up, March is when I’ll really lock in” regarding their goals.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you my ELA teacher? Because you’ve quickly become my favorite, and I’m hoping there’s a little gift in it for me too.
- Forget the dark web; the only thing I'm trying to find a step-by-step method for is how to get into your DMs.
- Are you a vocaloid? Because while everyone else is chasing Miku, you’re the only V Flower I want to see bloom.
- You can keep the red sheets, as long as you let me be the one you rewatch White Pine with while we draw.
- I’m not an author, but I’ve been doing some research: what does it feel like to fall for someone with the coolest name on the internet?
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Aspiring author, animator, and artist. When I’m not writing 100k-word fanfics, I’m probably debating the ethics of dark web shopping or rewatching White Pine.– @The_CultOfVenus
Your signature cocktail
The Dark Web Author’s Delight
This experimental cocktail reflects a 13-year-old creator who describes themselves as both a “darkshipper” and a writer, often tweeting things like “IM AN AUTHOR I SWEAR How much Xanax can someone swallow in one mouthful?”. The Russian Vodka honors their heritage and desire to “happily just speak Russian”, while the charcoal syrup represents the edgy 'Shedtwt' subculture they belong to. The sharp garnish and bitter notes symbolize their struggles with self-harm, notably when they claim to “feel so happy whenever I unscrew a pencil sharpener”. Finally, the rose petals represent the “flower of transformation” from their bio, masking a drink that is as complex and chaotic as their “gender crisis”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The_CultOfVenus demonstrates the resourceful and self-preserving nature of Slytherin, often boasting about navigating systems to their advantage, such as finding ways to “get my teachers to let me do stuff in class” or using specific knowledge to “skip school today”. Their ambition is channeled through a focused, almost ruthless discipline regarding their personal goals, as seen in their desire to “really lock in” and their blunt rejection of social norms with statements like “I will not stop making the same jokes whether you like it or not”. Furthermore, they exhibit the classic Slytherin trait of being highly selective with their inner circle, warning others to “not be surprised if I don’t give you access to my priv” and prioritizing their own self-defined community above external judgment.
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Internet Angel - KOTOKO
This song, the theme for Needy Girl Overdose, perfectly captures Venus's identity as a 'Shedtwt' user who finds solace in digital extremes and aestheticized suffering. They explicitly state, “Kangel is life, Kangel is love”, mirroring the song's themes of seeking validation and navigating mental health crises through a screen. The lyrics reflect a desperate need for connection and a distorted sense of reality that aligns with Venus's tweet about how “Twitter needs to get better moderation on every corner except Shedtwt It can just pretend that we don’t exist”. Their focus on 'darkshipping' and the declaration “We are Shedtwt... We’ll honor our depression” matches the track's blend of sugary pop aesthetics with dark, self-destructive undertones. Ultimately, the song encapsulates their life as an 'Internet Angel' who uses a digital persona to cope with the reality of being “sick as fuck rn”.
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