the_dec4yed
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Simon's constant updates to his straw page ('Edited my straw page everyone go look n rate it') and artistic pursuits like 'Drew simon ehh' show his creative side.
- Relatable: His tweets about school struggles ('I dont want to go to fucking school tomorrow oh my god') and tiredness ('Sooooo tiiired') resonate with many.
- Humorous: Simon's absurd and dark humor shines in tweets like 'Google 9/11' and 'How we felt closing each other in the WERSALKA pretending its our coffin.'
- Self-Aware: He openly acknowledges his flaws, as seen in 'I cant even read my own handwriting most of the time' and 'My brain hates me so bad.'
- Passionate: His enthusiasm for projects like his straw page ('GUYS GO FUCKING CHECK OUT MY DAMN STRAW PAGE') shows his dedication.
Weaknesses:
- Overdramatic: His tweet 'Im so fucking slow can someone kill me' shows a tendency to exaggerate his frustrations.
- Validation-Seeking: Simon's tweet '#moothunt Yes getting to 1k is whispering sweet words in my ears' reflects his need for external approval.
- Social Anxiety: He expressed fear of speaking at home, tweeting 'I'm afraid to speak out loud at home because they're watching.'
- Procrastination: Tweeting 'I do in fact have school tomorrow however i will keep scrolling' highlights his procrastination tendencies.
- Physical Complaints: Frequent mentions of discomfort, like 'My spine hurts' and 'Im nauseous,' suggest he often focuses on physical issues.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Simon resembles Milhouse with his mix of awkwardness, humor, and relatability. His tweet 'My god im so awkward' mirrors Milhouse's often self-deprecating nature. Like Milhouse, Simon craves validation, as seen in '#moothunt Yes getting to 1k is whispering sweet words in my ears.' Both have a quirky charm that makes them endearing despite their occasional struggles.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Simon embodies INFP traits with his introspective, creative, and emotional personality. His love for artistic projects, like 'Drew simon ehh,' shows his imaginative side. His tweet 'Telling ppl that i love them used to be so easy why does it come so hard now' reflects his deep emotional struggles. Additionally, his chaotic yet relatable humor ('The snack automat in my school is sexist') aligns with the quirky nature of INFPs.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a stack of Minecraft sand? Because I can't function until you're complete.
- Do you like winter? Because you're the only thing that makes me feel warm inside.
- Are you a pizza margherita? Because you've got all the perfect ingredients for my heart.
- Are you a straw page? Because I'd edit my life just to include you in it.
- Are you unlovable? Because I think you're absolutely lovable and then some.
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Chaotic student navigating life one gimmick at a time | Lover of pizza, winter, and absurd humor | Straw page enthusiast | Minecraft sand stack perfectionist | Unapologetically unlovable (and proud!)– @the_dec4yed
Your signature cocktail
Winter Chaos
The 'Winter Chaos' cocktail captures Simon's love for winter ('Absolutely fucking winter') and his chaotic energy. Vodka represents his sharp humor, while peppermint schnapps and hot chocolate reflect his love for comfort. The whipped cream and crushed candy cane add a playful touch, much like his absurd tweets ('The snack automat in my school is sexist'). It's a drink that warms you up while keeping you entertained.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Simon fits Hufflepuff with his relatable, down-to-earth personality and love for comfort. His tweet 'Absolutely fucking winter, it's the only season when im not sweaty n sticky' shows his appreciation for the simple joys in life. His loyalty to friends and projects, like 'GUYS GO FUCKING CHECK OUT MY DAMN STRAW PAGE,' aligns with Hufflepuff's sense of dedication. While he has a chaotic side, his warmth and relatability make him more of a Hufflepuff than a Gryffindor or Slytherin.
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Creep - Radiohead
This song fits Simon's self-deprecating humor and feelings of isolation. His tweet 'Unlovable and PROUD!!!!' echoes the song's themes of self-awareness and longing. The line 'I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo' resonates with his quirky and chaotic personality, as seen in 'I cant even read my own handwriting most of the time.'
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