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The_eggsalad's rebellious nature, mischievous humor, and tendency to challenge authority make him a perfect match for Bart Simpson. Just like Bart, The_eggsalad is known for his sarcastic remarks, 'how dare you imply that swiping an extra time on your phone is trivial compared to pregnancy this shit is too fucking funny man, being old and rich just cooks your brain.', and his willingness to push boundaries, 'if you just kill kids slowly enough centrists won't notice'. Both characters are often seen as troublemakers, but they also possess a sense of justice and a desire to speak truth to power, even if it means getting into trouble.

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Vel'koz Support OTP | Queer Discourse | Cuckquean | 18+ | Gamer | Advocate for Trans Rights | Lover of Dark Humor– @the_eggsalad

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The_eggsalad's cunning, ambition, and willingness to challenge authority place him firmly in Slytherin. His sharp wit, evident in his sarcastic and often biting humor, 'how dare you imply that swiping an extra time on your phone is trivial compared to pregnancy this shit is too fucking funny man, being old and rich just cooks your brain.', aligns with the house's known intelligence and resourcefulness. His outspoken nature and willingness to confront societal norms, 'enchanters and engage can literally pingpong support meta for 8 years and people will still say shit like Vel'koz support shouldn't exist bro literally what did we do???', demonstrate the Slytherin's independent spirit and desire to break free from established rules. While not always conventionally heroic, The_eggsalad's commitment to his beliefs, particularly regarding trans rights, reflects the Slytherin's loyalty and dedication to their own values.

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The_eggsalad's frustration with societal norms, his critique of the political landscape, and his sense of disillusionment make him a perfect fit for The Offspring's song 'The Kids Aren't Alright'. The song's lyrics express a sense of anger and frustration with the world, reflecting The_eggsalad's own views on issues like gender, politics, and social justice, 'how dare you imply that swiping an extra time on your phone is trivial compared to pregnancy this shit is too fucking funny man, being old and rich just cooks your brain.'. The song's rebellious spirit and its call for change also resonate with The_eggsalad's own desire to challenge the status quo and fight for what he believes in.

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