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Bart Simpson is known for his rebellious, meme‑like behavior and love of being 'cool', which matches the user's chaotic, all‑caps calls for attention like 'ANY FGC/Smash people following me … what are you dOING'. The user’s constant references to pop culture, gaming and random jokes ('SAY GEX', 'i dont think ive said this here but you guys should watch Murder Drones NOW') echo Bart’s tendency to be a cultural provocateur. The frequent food‑obsessed posts ('adulthood is realizing broccoli is actually pretty cool', 'I think the win condition for my life is to live next to a Bojangles and Jollibee') mirror Homer's love of food, but the user’s focus on being edgy and calling out others fits Bart’s mischievous personality better. Additionally, the user’s self‑deprecating humor and love of chaos ('i was not expecting this so AAAAA…', 'the world would be much better if everyone looked at this image') are classic Bart‑style antics. Thus Bart Simpson is the best match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong extraversion, constantly calling out to followers and seeking interaction, as in 'Any Smashers that are somehow following me and not signed up for this what are you dOING'. Their focus on possibilities, future projects and abstract connections—e.g., 'how do I get as many people to make as much Popeye stuff as possible next year'—points to an intuitive (N) style. Emotional, value‑driven statements such as 'warms my heart seeing so many non tf2 people on the timeline returning to tf2 because the bots have been deadified' reveal a feeling (F) orientation. The spontaneous, unstructured posting style, illustrated by 'i was not expecting this so AAAAA…', and frequent shifts between topics indicate a perceiving (P) preference. Overall these traits align with an ENFP personality.

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Pro gamer & meme curator. FGC & Smash fan. Collecting quirky art & Popeye merch—once found a Popeye figurine in my cereal. #Gaming #Art– @The_Grif_

Your signature cocktail
Named the "Enigmatic B-Sky Brawler", this cocktail blends bright blue curaçao for the recurring "blue sky" vibe ("seeing more and more blue sky posts from people, think its time to bite the bullet"), dark rum echoing the gritty fighting‑game grind ("Any FGC/Smash people following me, you know the drill Yes I'm still TOing Sf6 mwhahahahhahahaha"), a splash of pineapple juice as a nod to Popeye ("WAIT WE GET POPEYE NEXT YEAR HOOOOLY FRICK"), ginger beer for the chaotic, fast‑food energy ("chat ive been wondering this for awhile, whats the best trait(s) of a fast food burger?"), and a dash of grenadine to represent the burst of meme‑filled randomness ("i dont think ive said this here but you guys should watch Murder Drones NOW"). The layered drink mirrors Griffers' eclectic timeline of gaming, meme culture, and unexpected bursts of enthusiasm.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently shows curiosity and a love for obscure knowledge, for example they tweet "learned about the squonk today" and comment on "the dichotomy of steam reviewers", indicating analytical thinking. Their clever wordplay and wit appear in lines like "any FGC/Smash people following me, you know the drill Yes I'm still TOing Sf6 mwhahahahhahaha" and "the world would be much better if everyone looked at this image". They also enjoy sharing niche cultural references, as seen in "if you guys have never listened to 2 Mello, you should if you want something specific from em, put on Memories of Tokyo To and thank me later" and "I was just thinking a few days ago about getting into this finally Nintendo, why do you hate your fans so much xd". These traits of curiosity, intelligence, and wit align closely with Ravenclaw values.

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Bo Burnham's "Welcome to the Internet" perfectly mirrors The_Grif_'s wildly varied feed, which jumps from gaming calls like "Any Smashers that are somehow following me and not signed up for this what are you dOING ALSO IM RUNNING SF6 THATS HAPPENING TOOOOOO" to absurd meme questions such as "why is your name fish tickles". The song's lyric "Welcome to the Internet, have a look around" reflects their constant stream of random images and references, including "the world would be much better if everyone looked at this image" and "seeing more and more blue sky posts from people, think its time to bite the bullet". Their love for eclectic pop‑culture—"i dont think ive said this here but you guys should watch Murder Drones NOW" and "i swear some of these are just here from the random free rotation xd, also the weirder music i listen to isnt on spotify regardless, you should listen to V is for Villains"—matches the line "We've got memes, we’ve got cat videos, we’ve got everything you could ever want" from the song. The repeated sky motif in tweets like "the enigmatic i yap more on b sky" ties into the song's invitation to explore endless content under the "blue sky" of the internet. Overall, the chaotic, all‑encompassing vibe of the track captures the essence of a user who thrives on the unpredictable flow of internet culture.

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